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Am-BOOB-dextrous?

This is a discussion on Am-BOOB-dextrous? within the Let's Talk About Sex forums, part of the The Topic of Sex category; Nope...can't reach either one. I guess 34B is too small, or else my neck is just not stretchy ...

View Poll Results: Can you lick your breasts?
I can lick both breasts 34 47.89%
I can lick neither breast 9 12.68%
I can lick "breast left" 2 2.82%
I can lick "breast right" 2 2.82%
I am a guy - and I can lick my own breasts 1 1.41%
I am a guy - and I will lick Mrs Spoomonkey's breasts if she's having trouble 28 39.44%
I am a guy and I lick cow tits when I get drunk and crazy 2 2.82%
Sometimes bird poop tastes like candy 3 4.23%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 71. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 01-01-2006, 02:48 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Nope...can't reach either one. I guess 34B is too small, or else my neck is just not stretchy enough
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Old 01-08-2006, 10:40 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Is it bad that I knew without checking that I can reach both (from ANY position) and usually both at once if I'd like?
I do know also, that it is not as much fun to play solitare with that part as with the other parts...
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:14 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Is it bad that I knew without checking that I can reach both (from ANY position) and usually both at once if I'd like?
I do know also, that it is not as much fun to play solitare with that part as with the other parts...
Not bad at all!

But I agree not as fun to play as other body parts...

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Old 01-10-2006, 01:14 AM   #49 (permalink)
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What a poll !!!!

I cant tick even one box.

I cant lick any of my nipples

I cant lick Mrs Spoomonkey's ...I'm not bi

I'm lactose intolerant and

with bird flu a threat......well......

Anyway is it big boobs or a long tongue you need to lick your own boobs?

Am I a miserable failure?

Please help.
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Old 01-10-2006, 06:24 AM   #50 (permalink)
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I cant tick even one box.
You can tick the "I can lick neither breast" box...

And then - find a few volunteers to help. I am the giving sort myself

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Old 01-21-2006, 12:07 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Curious combination...I am a C-cup, have a long neck and a long tongue (can touch the tip of my nose with it) , but due to bad neck flexibility, I have to really strain to get there, even the bigger one! Damn! But as my husband would say, there are better uses for my tongue .

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Old 11-20-2008, 10:53 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2008, 03:13 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Considering I just paid over 7 grand to perk mine up (not cosmetic but due to medical reasons) I better be able to get em both....Yep, both of them LOL.

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Old 11-20-2008, 04:40 PM   #54 (permalink)
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it might be because I have "bad boobs"
I didn't know there was such a thing as "bad boobs" , wait I am a guy, and the answer is NO there is no such thing
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:21 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I had a lady one time show me her tits. She raised her shirt up a little. The shirt was below her waist....
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Old 11-20-2008, 08:37 PM   #56 (permalink)
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ok, I can lick both her tits and her cunt, but not at the same time. She can lick both her tits but can not lick her cunt any more after the car accident. That's a real shame too because I love licking her pussy with her.
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