Am-BOOB-dextrous?

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

My breasts are 36 C-D (depending on the style of the bra) and I don't consider them small, nor too large, but just right.

I heartily concur...

facelick

Spoomonkey

PS - I saw a great short film about monkeys typing at computers. It is actually one of the special features on a mildly entertaining DVD called "Cry_Wolf". If you like horror movies - check it. And then look for that short film. It is not horror in the least, but very clever... Clever enough for me to think a monkey wrote it

[curiousagain]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

*clearing throat*

CA ~ since you said this after quoting my post, I'm guessing you think I think I have "less than large breasts." My breasts are 36 C-D (depending on the style of the bra) and I don't consider them small, nor too large, but just right.

I think there is a fairytale written about them somewhere.

LM aka GoldyLicks

My apologies!! I stand corrected.

Can I have my spanking now?? You do still have those riding pants and the tall black boots?? right? right?

[curiousagain]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

I heartily concur...

facelick

Spoomonkey

PS - I saw a great short film about monkeys typing at computers. It is actually one of the special features on a mildly entertaining DVD called "Cry_Wolf". If you like horror movies - check it. And then look for that short film. It is not horror in the least, but very clever... Clever enough for me to think a monkey wrote it

I saw a quote the other day "People use to say if you gave a million monkeys a million keyboards they would eventually produce the works of shakespeare. The internet has disproven that theory"

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

I heartily concur...

facelick

Spoomonkey

PS - I saw a great short film about monkeys typing at computers. It is actually one of the special features on a mildly entertaining DVD called "Cry_Wolf". If you like horror movies - check it. And then look for that short film. It is not horror in the least, but very clever... Clever enough for me to think a monkey wrote it

I Googled the monkey/typewriter/Shakespeare thing and found this, heh (Yeah, it talks about monkeys and a computer, not typewriters, but one must keep up with the times, mustn't one?):

"AP Content :: In the News

Monkeys, Typewriters, and Shakespeare
by Brad Harrub, Ph.D.

"...What do you really get when you leave six monkeys alone with a computer for a month? A colossal mess! Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word. According to Brian Bernbaum, “a group of faculty and students in the university’s media program left a computer in the monkey enclosure at Paignton Zoo in southwest England, home to six Sulawesi crested macaques. Then they waited” (2003). The results were far from what evolutionists had hoped to see. Researcher Mike Phillips noted the first thing to happen was that the “lead male got a stone and started bashing…it” (as quoted in Bernbaum, 2003). He went on to note “another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard.”

Eventually the six monkeys—named Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe, and Rowan—did produce five pages of “text.” However, that “text” was composed primarily of the letter S, with the letters A, J, L, and M added on rare occasions. Mike Phillips noted, “They pressed a lot of S’s.” He went on to state, “obviously, English isn’t their first language” "

Just make sure you clean your keyboard.

Okay, folks, monkey show's over, back to the boobs now!

[LikeMinds321]

Originally Posted by curiousagain

My apologies!! I stand corrected.

Can I have my spanking now?? You do still have those riding pants and the tall black boots?? right? right?

You promised to provide the riding pants when we meet, remember? I'm looking forward to that day...I've got my black boots and riding crop ready. <EG>

LM

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by intuition897

So maybe try some stretching/flexibility exercises, Mrs. Spoo.

I am not sure that is it...

As it is she is quite "bendy" as some of our long ago swing friends marveled. It seems I can put her knees in her ears regardless of whether she is lying, standing or running away...

But, if you would like to come over and show her a few good stretches, I am sure we'd be willing students.



Spoomonkey

[curiousagain]

Would it be possible to monitor that class?

[curiousagain]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

You promised to provide the riding pants when we meet, remember? I'm looking forward to that day...I've got my black boots and riding crop ready. <EG>

LM

How could I forget? Don't forget the sunglasses.

[sexyshelby]

Ok, this was too interesting, I just had to try it out... Here I am, sitting at my computer, eating a salad in sweats and I just couldnt help but lift my shirt up and try licking my own nipples. And...I can do it. Not that it matters much to me, my nipples are not sensitive at all...much to the boyfriend's dismay.

Well, that was fun. Glad I now know that I AM amboobdextrous.

~SS

[Mrs Spoomonkey]

Boy did this thread explode fast! This has been the best read in a long time if I must say so myself. Gotta love my monkey who can as several of you have noted get woman all across the continent to lick their boobs.

Oh, and Intuition you should know better by now not to encourage Spoo to start a poll like that

Since there are so many volunteers to lick or be licked I think we should just have a big 'boob licking' meet up facelick In addition I could get some one on one lessons on stretching so I can lick boob left. Oh, and I have no problem with Curiousagain being the monitor

Mrs Spoomokey

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by curiousagain

Finally, I know my place in life. This is what I was born to do, to show appreciation of less than large breast.

I knew God gave me small breasts for a reason!

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by Mrs Spoomonkey

Oh, and Intuition you should know better by now not to encourage Spoo to start a poll like that

heeheehee

Originally Posted by Mrs Spoomonkey

Since there are so many volunteers to lick or be licked I think we should just have a big 'boob licking' meet up facelick In addition I could get some one on one lessons on stretching so I can lick boob left. Oh, and I have no problem with Curiousagain being the monitor

Mrs Spoomokey

Just say when and where Mrs. Spoo! We're there! lol

[AZ Dreaming]

This thread is too funny!!

I have been holding out against Mr. Spoon's mojo!!

I just think it would be alot more fun to test this out with Mr. Az then sitting at my computer!! Besides to many kids around on Christmas break!

[Pepper & Drew]

I learn something new every day. I have never in my life considered licking my own nipples, but low and behold, I am am-boob-dextrous. Well, time to update the resume....

Pepper

[Mrs Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by intuition897

Just say when and where Mrs. Spoo! We're there! lol

What's a good time of year in Ontario for boob licking classes facelick

Mrs Spoomonkey