Am-BOOB-dextrous?

Vespertine · 12-29-2005, 09:24 PM

Ya'll made my day.

Me and my smallens feel special.

Spoomonkey · 12-30-2005, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Vespertine

Ya'll made my day.

Me and my smallens feel special.

I was in bed - being am-BOOB-dextrous on behalf of my wife... But, if the party isn't over, I want to get in line...

(And, if you don't mind, bump me up close to the front

)

Spoomonkey

intuition897 · 12-30-2005, 06:41 AM

How did I miss this thread, Spoo?

Luckily I am am-boob-dextrous. I thought maybe I was just a pervert or something

but I decided one evening to try licking my own boob to see how Mr. would react. Apparently he liked it.

If Mrs. Spoo is having trouble reaching one, it could be a simple matter of flexibility. Practice would help that. I know that when I stretch, one hamstring is always tighter than the other, and while I can lock my fingers behind my back from one angle, I can't do it from another. So maybe try some stretching/flexibility exercises, Mrs. Spoo.

EvilMJ · 12-30-2005, 06:47 AM

Is it strange that I already knew the answer to this one..

. Yes I am Am Boob-dextrous. However I am clearly aware that my left is somewhat large than the right by just a bit. ah well, I'm imperfect...I can live with that.

beaverz · 12-30-2005, 06:48 AM

NO, I can’t lick either nipple and that’s with using ice to get them erect. Thanks Spoo I think I just pulled a muscle in my f**king neck.

As far as Mrs. Beaverz is concerned, she is unable to reach right or left breast, but it was entertaining watching her try.

There has been a lot of talk about boobs lately. Boobs can be sensitive, so just remember boobs are people too. They need the same attention all the other mommy parts get.

Quote:

From Poll:
I am a guy and I lick cow tits when I get drunk and crazy

Does it count if someone licks cow tits when they are not drunk and crazy, just asking.

***JustAskJulie*** · 12-30-2005, 11:22 AM

I'll admit it, I can lick both of my nipples (on a good day, at the same time).

**LikeMinds321** · 12-30-2005, 12:15 PM

I've never had an interest in sucking my own titties, but I gave it a good try for this thread. When I heard my neck crack I decided I'd better quit trying.

I can't do it.

I'll gladly leave the sucking to others.

LM

WildMiCouple · 12-30-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by intuition897

If Mrs. Spoo is having trouble reaching one, it could be a simple matter of flexibility. Practice would help that. I know that when I stretch, one hamstring is always tighter than the other, and while I can lock my fingers behind my back from one angle, I can't do it from another. So maybe try some stretching/flexibility exercises, Mrs. Spoo.

Hmmmmmm .....now how does one stretch a boob?

Do you cup it in your hand and give a circular motion .....or grab the nipple really tight and pull firmly outward

.....or perhaps remove one's bra and jump up and down really fast

Care to enlighten us Intuition? I'm just trying to picture you stretching your puppies.....so help me out

Brett

intuition897 · 12-30-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WildMiCouple

Hmmmmmm .....now how does one stretch a boob?

Do you cup it in your hand and give a circular motion .....or grab the nipple really tight and pull firmly outward

.....or perhaps remove one's bra and jump up and down really fast

Care to enlighten us Intuition? I'm just trying to picture you stretching your puppies.....so help me out

Brett

DON'T STRETCH YOUR BOOB!

For heaven's sake, there's already a support group started on another thread for gravity-challenged women, bemoaning their south-facing breasts.

Nah, I meant flexibility of the neck!

txduo2000 · 12-30-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by intuition897

DON'T STRETCH YOUR BOOB!

For heaven's sake, there's already a support group started on another thread for gravity-challenged women, bemoaning their south-facing breasts.

Nah, I meant flexibility of the neck!

Oh my god, I love this board and the people on it!!!!

curiousagain · 12-30-2005, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vespertine

Mine are too small for me to lick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

I've never had an interest in sucking my own titties, but I gave it a good try for this thread. When I heard my neck crack I decided I'd better quit trying.

I can't do it.

I'll gladly leave the sucking to others.

LM

Finally, I know my place in life. This is what I was born to do, to show appreciation of less than large breast.

I've always liked'm, fondling, and licking, and kissing them every chance I got. facelick

I was put here to prevent neck strain in women everywhere.

As an aside, Spoo, with just the typing of a few words has women across the continent licking their breast. Now, that, is MOJO.

Thrax · 12-30-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by curiousagain

As an aside, Spoo, with just the typing of a few words has women across the continent licking their breast. Now, that, is MOJO.

So THAT's mojo. Now I have to find a new sig line.

Next thing you know, someone will give him and his closest monkey friends typewriters, and...Shakespeare lookout!

intuition897 · 12-30-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrax

So THAT's mojo. Now I have to find a new sig line.

Next thing you know, someone will give him and his closest monkey friends typewriters, and...Shakespeare lookout!

AHA! So YOU'RE the magic monkey with the typewriter! I should've guessed Spoo. What was it, a phone book or something? The infinite monkeys and infinite typewriters theory... Anyway!...

CA has indeed made an astute observation: Spoo's definitely got some serious monkey mojo working. Quick! Post a poll! Post a poll! I want to see how many women actually tried to lick their own boob in response to Spoo's post.

Thrax · 12-30-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by intuition897

AHA! So YOU'RE the magic monkey with the typewriter! I should've guessed Spoo. What was it, a phone book or something? The infinite monkeys and infinite typewriters theory... Anyway!...

CA has indeed made an astute observation: Spoo's definitely got some serious monkey mojo working. Quick! Post a poll! Post a poll! I want to see how many women actually tried to lick their own boob in response to Spoo's post.

Aw, geez...now you've opened a can of worms...and Spoo will probably like that!

Well, whatever, as long as he doesn't start flingin' poo. I HATE when they do that!

**LikeMinds321** · 12-30-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by curiousagain

Finally, I know my place in life. This is what I was born to do, to show appreciation of less than large breast.

*clearing throat*

CA ~ since you said this after quoting my post, I'm guessing you think I think I have "less than large breasts." My breasts are 36 C-D (depending on the style of the bra) and I don't consider them small, nor too large, but just right.

I think there is a fairytale written about them somewhere.

LM aka GoldyLicks

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12-29-2005, 09:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
Vespertine Retired Mod Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,688 Location: Shangri La Status: Happily Married	Re: Am-BOOB-dextrous? Ya'll made my day. Me and my smallens feel special. __________________ Ves The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

12-30-2005, 06:41 AM	#18 (permalink)
intuition897 Canadian, eh? Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,620 Location: Kingston, ON Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:intuition897	Re: Am-BOOB-dextrous? How did I miss this thread, Spoo? Luckily I am am-boob-dextrous. I thought maybe I was just a pervert or something but I decided one evening to try licking my own boob to see how Mr. would react. Apparently he liked it. If Mrs. Spoo is having trouble reaching one, it could be a simple matter of flexibility. Practice would help that. I know that when I stretch, one hamstring is always tighter than the other, and while I can lock my fingers behind my back from one angle, I can't do it from another. So maybe try some stretching/flexibility exercises, Mrs. Spoo. __________________ Fear is a symptom of ignorance. Knowledge is the cure.

12-30-2005, 06:47 AM	#19 (permalink)
EvilMJ Pure Evil..In a cute suit Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,497 Location: Nova Scotia Status: Couple	Re: Am-BOOB-dextrous? Is it strange that I already knew the answer to this one.. . Yes I am Am Boob-dextrous. However I am clearly aware that my left is somewhat large than the right by just a bit. ah well, I'm imperfect...I can live with that. __________________ "Well! Evil to some is always good to others." - Jane Austen

12-30-2005, 11:22 AM	#21 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 24,502 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 75	Re: Am-BOOB-dextrous? I'll admit it, I can lick both of my nipples (on a good day, at the same time).

12-30-2005, 12:15 PM	#22 (permalink)
LikeMinds321 Julie's Helper Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 8,992 Location: On the couch Status: Married to MrLM	Re: Am-BOOB-dextrous? I've never had an interest in sucking my own titties, but I gave it a good try for this thread. When I heard my neck crack I decided I'd better quit trying. I can't do it. I'll gladly leave the sucking to others. LM

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