Wildest Thing You Ever Did

[SlfRighteous1]

Our wildest experience was when we were first dating. My husband was in technical school for the Air Force, so it seems foolish now that we're older. We were wandering the path at a park in my hometown. We came to the old, suspended, wooden bridge out in the open. It was September, and a beautiful day, so many people were walking the same path. When we crossed, the urge was overwhelming, so Matt pulled my shorts down and fucked me while I was bent over the hand rails. The adrenaline rush (scared of being caught and the military discipline action, scared of the bridge breaking, or just falling right over the side) was amazing!

[VANudistcpl]

Shortly after we were married Ms. VANudist decided to suprise me for lunch. She brought me a sandwich and water. When I asked her what she was going to eat, she looked at me and said you. With that she got up lock my door and gave me one of the best blow jobs I had. Needless to say my coworkers were right outside at their desks, in the office next to me.

[toycple]

Our wildest thing had to be a night a couple of years ago. We went down to San Antonio to visit some very close friends, (I have known him since grade school) who are also swingers. We all went to this local club that was swinger and gay friendly, we also went with two other females, one that is single, bi and swinger friendly and one that was married and maybe bi. Well after a crazy time at the club which ended and me and the single bi girl getting kicked out for being "too friendly", then the others leaving for being way too drunk. I think me, my wife and my friend were the only truely sober ones left. After a long drive back to their apartment, and some more drunk conversation we all ended upstairs in the extra bedroom having sex. I think everyone had sex with at least two people, some did three. That will definately be one of the memories that will keep me smiling and giggling when I am an old man.

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by toycple

Our wildest thing had to be a night a couple of years ago. We went down to San Antonio to visit some very close friends, (I have known him since grade school) who are also swingers. We all went to this local club that was swinger and gay friendly, we also went with two other females, one that is single, bi and swinger friendly and one that was married and maybe bi. Well after a crazy time at the club which ended and me and the single bi girl getting kicked out for being "too friendly", then the others leaving for being way too drunk. I think me, my wife and my friend were the only truely sober ones left. After a long drive back to their apartment, and some more drunk conversation we all ended upstairs in the extra bedroom having sex. I think everyone had sex with at least two people, some did three. That will definately be one of the memories that will keep me smiling and giggling when I am an old man.

I just have to ask how you get kicked out of a swinger/gay friendly club for being "too friendly"?

[jdavisauto]

Wish that I could tell you but I sure that it was illegal and the statue of limitation has let to run out. I can tell you this, it involve a 12 volt car battery, jumper cables, body oil, 2 nipple clamps and 1 stainless steel 7" electrode rod about 2" around. When it was all done and over she said that it was the best intense longest orgasim she ever had.

[Day&Night]

Originally Posted by jdavisauto

Wish that I could tell you but I sure that it was illegal and the statue of limitation has let to run out. I can tell you this, it involve a 12 volt car battery, jumper cables, body oil, 2 nipple clamps and 1 stainless steel 7" electrode rod about 2" around. When it was all done and over she said that it was the best intense longest orgasim she ever had.

That sounds like something they do to the prisoners at Guantanomo Bay !

[toycple]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

I just have to ask how you get kicked out of a swinger/gay friendly club for being "too friendly"?

Apparently they don't like it when you finger a girl against the wall.

[cherryblack]

yhe second thing is very intresting how u taste?

[Hotwallabies]

Originally Posted by jdavisauto

Wish that I could tell you but I sure that it was illegal and the statue of limitation has let to run out. I can tell you this, it involve a 12 volt car battery, jumper cables, body oil, 2 nipple clamps and 1 stainless steel 7" electrode rod about 2" around. When it was all done and over she said that it was the best intense longest orgasim she ever had.

I guess now your screen name makes more sense now. Your wife must be a car!
I mean jumper cables, clamps, oil, and a rod, wow! To each his/her own.

[Tarponn]

Hi, My wife and I happened upon a nude beach east of Portland. Interested we walked the path and were on the banks of the Columbia river. A huge island at banks edge had sand dunes and brush running for about 400 yards. We stripped of our clothes and walked along admiring and be admired. Several men approached us as they did a converstion followed getting to know them was easy. My wife, with my encouragement, fondled and mouthed several men none to release. We stepped up to an inside opening in the brush about 30 by 30 yards and came upon a couple on a big blanket giving and recieving for 8 very pretty men. We stood next to a man that was watching he was erect and very ready. I wasn't paying attention to him but he was to me. I felt a gentle push along my leg to find him rubbing me with his penis. I just let it happen. My wife laughed and said go ahead. I did not stop his action and we ended up having a great 3 some. We loved that day as we recall the many scenes we witnessed and particpated in. Note. I just read an article that stated a man will live about 4 years longer if he has 3-4 orgasms per week...longer if he can cum every day..... interesting.

[screaminggood]

....the side of a ski slope

....a walk-in refrigerator at a fast-food restaurant

[LOL_OMG]

The word wild is very subjective. I would imagine anything that what most of us on this board do on a weekly basis would be considered wild to the vanilla world. I suppose most of my life might be considered wild to some.

One night Mrs. Lol and I invited 2 swinger couples to go see an ACDC cover band at a vanilla club. Each of them invited a few more and next thing you know we have 12+ lifestylers at the table watching some get down rock and roll. To back track a bit Mrs. and I had a band that we were working on getting into that club. Needless to say a group of us in a vanilla bar ended up being the main attraction. There was a semi-topless train of people that wound through the tables, two women in their bras on the tables(the owner came over and yelled at her 3 times heh), one that ended up behind the drummer and he didn't want her to leave. the mayhem went on and at some point more people in the bar were watching us than the band. I never bothered talking to the owner about our band playing there. Anyway, that night comes to mind when I hear the word wild.


Mr. Lol

[djjwp]

Had sex with my girlfriend in the back seat of a Ford Fiesta coming back from Cooks Forest to Pittsburgh. He mother was driving! Needless to say, moaning was not permitted!

[richwig]

Not sure this is the "wildest" thing but it was fun:

Last Summer we were at a pool party and the Mrs was relaxing nude, in an inner tube in the middle of the shallow end of the pool. Pretty soon, a group of us surrounded her and took turns giving her attention. I was kissing her while a woman started licking her pussy. The woman's husband was sucking on a breast while my wife played with his dick and balls. After a bit another couple joined in.

Every few moments, we'd simply spin her the the next person and everyone would then resume. After her screaming orgasm we looked around and saw about 40 couples all watching and playing with each other.

That was one hell of a part icebreaker...

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by richwig

That was one hell of a part icebreaker...

Wow! A frozen-over pool. Your hosts need a swimming-pool heater.