most embarrassing sex moments

[napercouple]

Mine would have to be when my wife and I were in high school. My then girlfriend and her friend snuck over to my parents house at night.

I had my buddy sleeping over who's girlfriend was also the one who came over with my girlfriend/wife. I had a bedroom on the ground floor so we snuck them in through my window. It must have been around midnight.

Little did we know we were swingers at such a young age. Well we set up a wall in the middle of my room and each couple took their side. After about 20 minutes of doing what teenagers do their was a knock at my bedroom door. Can you say my heart just about stopped !! I was thinking my mom is going to kill me.

Both couples were naked!! I did not know what to do. So my wife and her girlfriend jumped on one side of the wall together so they could not be seen. My buddy jumped into my bed. And yes it was a water bed so their was a lot of noise. I jumped on the other side.

As soon as I got into bed the door opened.

Now picture this two naked guys on a water bed with no blankets at 12:30 at night.

My heart froze ... it was my sister!! Who was about 19-20 years old at the time. She was in the family room with her boyfriend. She opened the door and saw us naked and just closed the door.

I know she was going to tell her boyfriend that she just found out I was gay! I jumped up and went to the family room and said "I'm not gay, we have our girlfriends in the room"

We laughed about the situation and my parents never knew. They were sound asleep.

[pumpkins1970]

You still trying to explain that! LOL J/K Thanks for the laugh! XOXO XXX Pumpkins

[napercouple]

Thanks Pumpkins, I'm just trying to add a little fun to the board. Nobody has everdone anything embarrassing and laughed at it later in life. Come on do share your story.

[Dolphins524]

The only one I can think of is being parked at the end of the road w/ Mrs. Dolphins (not recently, we were in our teens ) when we saw reflections of headlights getting closer. At the time, it was a very quiet road so nobody was supposed to be there. When we realized they intended on coming all the way down to where we were, it was panick time. We were in the back of her hatch back Capri (kind of like the old style hatch back Mustangs for those that don't know) & NO window tint whatsoever. I'm sure all these people saw were 2 white asses up against the back glass, scrambeling for our clothing, because they abruptly stopped, threw it in reverse, & did a 180. Guess they weren't into joining in :rollseyes .

[jcbicouple]

The first time I met Mr's parents....Mom came downstairs to "wake us up". UGH! Need I say more?
Yes, I need.... It was uhhh, from behind but laying down so we're laying there (in that position) while she tells him something. God only knows what she said....I wasn't really listening! I was just trying to look like we weren't having sex!!!

[napercouple]

The sex in a car on a backroad also happened with us ... except it was a cops lights that were coming at us. We did not know until he turned his cherries on and his big spot light. He came up to the car and ask us what we were doing. Dugh!! We were pretty much naked, He told us to put our clothes on and go home. I guess that was our first time at being a exhibitionist couple.

[hfire269]

Yep we got busted by a cop too..lol He got our IDs and all... LOL That is after I found my pants so I could get my wallet.. LMAO....

[Jamie&Kieth]

I was in a threesome with two other guys, and I let out a very loud FART ... I never so two guys move so fast

My husband and the women we were with were also laughing ... I felt so embarrassed

Actually I have a whole bunch of embarrassing moments

[michelle101]

Considering it was just the Mr. and I involved in this one, I'm not sure embarrassing would describe it, but Mr.101 says he was embarrassed, and to this day shakes his head and apologizes for it.

We were in our early 20's, living together. One night we started having sex, and he put his fingers inside me. All of a sudden ( it didn't take long) my entire nether region was on FIRE! flamethrow The pain was intence! We couldn't understand what was wrong, until he realized he had eaten buffalo wings earlier with his fingers and forgot to wash his hands. OOOOUCH! We spent the night putting cold clothes and ice on my crotch. Needless to say....nothing more happened that night in the sex department. At the time, it wasn't funny, but now it is usually worth a laugh or two.

[txduo2000]

Originally Posted by michelle101

Considering it was just the Mr. and I involved in this one, I'm not sure embarrassing would describe it, but Mr.101 says he was embarrassed, and to this day shakes his head and apologizes for it.

We were in our early 20's, living together. One night we started having sex, and he put his fingers inside me. All of a sudden ( it didn't take long) my entire nether region was on FIRE! flamethrow The pain was intence! We couldn't understand what was wrong, until he realized he had eaten buffalo wings earlier with his fingers and forgot to wash his hands. OOOOUCH! We spent the night putting cold clothes and ice on my crotch. Needless to say....nothing more happened that night in the sex department. At the time, it wasn't funny, but now it is usually worth a laugh or two.

See, this is a good reason to teach your kids very young to wash their hands before AND after eating!!! And HOPE that lesson follows them into adulthood.

[tulippe44]

Okay, so this might not be as embarrasing as some but I think these moments totally suck at the time and then are laughable afterwards. There is nothing worse than having your children walk in on you. This has happened a few times for us. Mostly it has happened when we have gone to bed to actually go to sleep and then end up fooling around later and forget to get up and lock the door. This actually happened a few weeks ago(thank god it was pitch black out) But man talk about your heart going into overtime and a total mood killer. After the kids get water or whatever it is they wanted, we just can't seem to get going again. Again, there is nothing worse than hearing your child say mommy while you are in the middle of an orgasim.

[txduo2000]

Yeah, I think it's pretty embarrassing to be walked in on as well. Two of our children have walked in on us at different times, so we are very careful to lock the door. Even if we go to bed intending on going to sleep then start fooling around, one of us will get up and lock the door.

But, to me, as bad as that or maybe even worse is having a neighbor or relative walk in on you.

We have this very annoying neighbor. He thinks he is Fred Mertz. So, if he comes by to visit or stop in for something, he just lets himself in.

At our former home (we just moved), we had a door that led from the garage into our bedroom. On the outside wall of our garage, at the driveway, we had a keyless code entry box. This guy, don't know why, knew the code. So one afternoon, he came over, let himself into the garage, then into our bedroom. And yes, we were right in the middle of it. Had no kids at home, was the middle of the day. :rollseyes

Another time, before hubby and I were married, I was visiting him at his apartment and his bedroom door didn't lock. He had his brother staying with him at the time, and though the door was closed, though the brother knew we were in there together, and though he knew it wouldn't lock, he just came on in. The really shitty part was that he did it a total of three times over different occasions, so I truly believe he was just being an ass and trying to get a free show. We don't like this brother anymore, though for much more serious reasons than this.

[My77038]

Originally Posted by txduo2000

See, this is a good reason to teach your kids very young to wash their hands before AND after eating!!! And HOPE that lesson follows them into adulthood.

Oh That was so funny.. I am Hollering.... that has happened to me twice. Not Good. Hot sauce down there. It so wasn't funny at the time. The first time I have forgiven but the second.. I mean come on honey.. So not only have you ruined my P&%$* but you seem to make a habit of putting your dirty hands in me. This won't do so somebody has to do some something. I am still mad about that crap. I know he's sorry and all but it help when you flames coming from your crotch. Oh yeah but its funny now.. he he OUCH! Think I just had a flashback....

[napercouple]

One time we were having a small party at our house. It was before we started talking about swinging. It was me and my wife another couple and a guy friend. The drinks were going down very well that night so we decided to play strip candyland.

We were all naked after playing so we decided to put some dares into the game. The dare to my two buddies was to run around the house naked. The female meant inside the house. But they went out outside and ran around the house.

Well the two girls and I went behind them as soon as I turned the corner running full speed, I ran into a tree. Ouch!!! And it was my own house!!

Two months later we get a christmas card from a weird neighbor saying "I've been a very good boy this year how come you don't invite me to your parties"

To this day we wonder if he saw us running around the house.

[lovefest04]

As teenagers we were caught so many times I can't count. The worst was when we were parked behind a bunch of buildings, we were quite preoccupied, in fact, so much so that we didn't notice the car (police) drive right up to us. We think he had turned his lights off. We finanlly realized he was there when he banged on the window with his flashlight and shined the light in.

He made us get out and wouldn't let us get dressed, immediately. I know that he got himself off after we left.

Then recently we were alone for a hour or so during the weekend afternoon, we got a little frisky and moved to the bedroom, which is on the first floor front of the house, shades closed. We were talking dirty, specifically, about our cute next door neighbors when there's a knock on the front door. It's her, asking us to come over for a drink. After, we got ourselves together, I go to open the bedroom window...yeh it was wide open the hole time.

We have to wonder how much she heard and we wonder if she interested ....