Most embarrassing sex moments

[Rockon]

Here is to digging up an old thread...
A few days ago I met and began to play with a couple I had just met.
Here I am a single male, knowing I need to make a good impression as the compitition is many!
The lady of the couple is a lovely lady great shape and over 6' tall ... WOW those legs... ok ok get the blood back to my brain and on with the story. We were getting to know each other very well as her husband watched... he is a nice guy as well. Things were going very well and I had my fingers doing the walking and I was getting a good taste as well. I decided to turn into a 69 as I continued to play... mister smooth! Well, mister smooth until I did not lift my foot high enough as I swung around and kicked her in the face...I about died right there. So much for that good idea!The lady did recover quickly and we continued to play and even got a laugh over my clumsiness.
I even was invited back LOL

[K&JIntimates]

An ex boyfriend and I both worked at a hotel. One night he was working the night shift and I was at home. Seeing how it was the middle of the night I decided to call him up and talk dirty in his ear while I was masturbating in bed. So I call and we talk for a few minutes and I start to go into the fantasy. Time passes and I’m really into it (probably why I didn’t notice the long, long pause on the other end) and finally I cum. Just when I ask how he liked that I hear, “Who is this? Are you staying in the hotel?” OMG!! I quickly hang up the phone only to have it ring as soon as I hung up. It’s my ex telling me that he’s been trying to call for over an hour because the idiot accidentally transferred me to a room because he was fussing around with the phone. I think I’m okay because, really who could know it was me right? Well, a year later I’m working the front desk and this guy is checking in with a group of his friends. He keeps looking at me a little strangely and asks how long I’ve been working at the hotel because I seem familiar. I told him two years and it was a good chance that I checked him the last time he stayed. No big deal, used to happen all the time. Two days later he’s coming back with his buddies from a night out and I’m working the desk. He stops in to ask if there were any messages and just to bs (again not unusual) then all of a sudden his eyes get huge, he pauses and says, “You’re the woman who was talking dirty on the phone!” I turn 7 shades of red (couldn’t deny it at that point!) and his friends begin busting up laughing, To which all 5 of them start discussing the story while I’m trying to think of what I can do for damage control and getting more embarrassed. They were really cool about it. They could have been jerks and tried to cross a line with me but they didn’t, the one who had heard me asked if I was seeing anyone but that was as far as it went.

[newlythree]

Holy SHIT!!!!!
That is \m/ AWSOME \m/


The craziest thing for me/us was:
as some of us in here have done; forgot to lock the bedroom door right? This was actually a few weeks ago, btw.
We had the swing up. Things are getting real hot and heavy. The Mrs. is in the swing and I am giving her oral. There is a vast array of toys, lubes, etc. out on the bed. You know, to minimize searching and fumbling. Well, in walks the little girl. It's like 1am, we were all into it but I responded rather impressivley.
I imediatley roll out of bed and slide on my boxers in one swift movement.
Do the whole "What's wrong honey, do you need a sip of water? Do you need to use the potty?"
Get her situated, walk back to bed, tuck her in. When the little one gets up in the middle of the night, she is still pretty out of it. She asked: "Daddy, why was momma sitting in that rope?"
I just said: "Rope? Honey, I think you were having a crazy little dream. There is no rope in mom and dad's bedroom honey. You just go back to sleep".
The next day on the way to day care she proceeds to inform me that she had a "funny" dream last night that momma was swinging from a rope in our bedroom. I just said, "Honey, you have some strange dreams" and left it at that. Hev'ent heard another peep about it.

[cathy&neil]

When I was 13 my mother was divorced but had been seeing a married man who used to come over for "conversations" with my mother. One day I came home and went to my room and found them having sex on my bed. My mother didn't even bat an eye but continued on so I said "excuse me" and closed the door.

[allnightfuncpl]

Mrs. Allnight and I have more embarrassing stories than we can count on our hands. Here are two of the most memorable ones for us.

1st embarrassing moment:
Our kids had gone outside playing at their friends and the Mrs. and I are all alone and started getting a little frisky with each other, since we knew the kids could possibly still come home at anytime as kids seem to enjoy doing. We locked the door to our bedroom after having headed back to the bedroom to take care of things, so we get back the bedroom I lock the door and I gave it a fling with my foot as she is practically ripping my clothes off me and I hers.

15 to 20 minutes later into our wild session we were having, I had changed how I was having my fun with her and had put her legs up over my shoulders and was thrusting into her at this point with her legs over my shoulders. Of course we are making all sorts of happy sounds so we never even heard our kids come in the bedroom. All of the sudden my wife and I became very aware our kids are in the bedroom when my son blurts out MOMMY, WHAT IS DADDY DOING TO YOU???

Of course my wife’s instant reaction is to immediately propel her legs forward in an attempt to push me off, I just pushed right back into her to prevent this as it would have left no doubt what we were doing (not like things hadn’t probably already done that, but they have never said anything to make us think since then that they figured out what was up) and looked over at our kids and said Mommy and Daddy are wrestling why don't you leave the room and shut the door behind you!! Unfortunately for us both of our kids are big time into the TV wrestling stuff (i.e. WWE, ECW) so they both are like but I want to wrestle with you guys too. At this point my wife and I are practically dying and just want our kids to leave, I yelled at both the kids and told them to get out of the room right now and shut the door behind them. So they finally leave and shut the door behind them, I gave the door a look to make sure we had indeed locked the door and after seeing it was indeed locked and completely somehow managed to finish what the Mrs. And I had started.

So after getting dressed and freshening up a little we go to leave the bedroom, we open the door and lo and behold there is both our kids ears to the door. Kid you not the first words out of our son's mouth is "So did you win Daddy, did you pin Mommy?" Mrs. Allnight is about ready to die at this point and was even more so when I respond back "Yep Daddy got Mommy for the three count son." Both the kids took off and went back to playing outside shortly thereafter, while the Mrs. and I just sat there and laughed our butts off about the whole thing and hoping and praying to God that neither one of our kids really realized what was going on. Nothing else has ever been said by our kids about that day and our lesson that we learned that day was always make sure the door is COMPLETELY shut and locked as our son informed us a couple days later that was how they were able to open the door was because it wasn't completely latched shut.

2nd embarrassing moment isn't really an embarrassing moment per se other than the fact that Mrs. Allnight gets a little embarrassed when someone outside of our play partners can hear her as she tends to get a little loud when we are having fun. We were at our favorite club The Spott here in Kansas City it is an on premise club and we had gone into the Red Room which is one of the private rooms for people to be able to play in if they want to. One of our very good LS friends and I are in there just having all sorts of a fun time with Mrs. Allnight, the D.J. had the music turned up rather loud and no one was in the lobby area next to the rooms so she is really being rather vocal about how we are pleasuring her. Fast forward almost an hour and a half later we are back out in the dance floor all cleaned up from our play session and the club owner happens to swing by and say to us "Hey do you guys happen to know who it was that was in the Red Room like an hour and a half ago?" Mrs. Allnight knowing full well at this point we had evidently been overheard was like “No, no idea why?” He was like well whoever it was, they were all sure having one heck of a good time, I could hear them clear up in my office and that is with the music coming directly into my office area, just listening to who ever it was down there was getting me all hot."

Had it not been for the ear to ear grins on mine and our friend’s faces and Mrs. Allnight turning about a red as her top was that night, he would have never known it was us. Once he saw the smiles and her blushing he just started laughing and smiling and said "Well I am glad to know you guys we're having a VERY good time that is what we are all here for."

All three of us still to this day bust up laughing when we think about that night and it has kind of become a running joke with the three us that were in the room that night anytime that the three of us are playing whether it is at the club or here at our house.

[WonderWhat]

When we first lived together we had a small apartment on a fifth floor, the topmost of the building. We usually had sex at least once a day, and were pretty consistent about closing the windows because we tend to be pretty vocal. Nevertheless, we always left the bathroom window open to avoid mold, and just shut the door to the bathroom.

Fast-forward one year when we were moving out.

I went down to throw a bag of stuff into the car which was parked right under the bathroom window, below the interior light-well with all the windows of the kitchens, bathrooms and master bedrooms of all the apartments.

Suddenly I hear a familiar cough. "My wife's got a nasty cough to hear it all the way down from here from the bedroom," I thought.

I went upstairs and asked her how she was feeling. "Why?," she said "It's just that my throat was dry." And coughed at a pretty low volume to illustrate.

The bedroom window was closed, and the bathroom door too, but we noticed the space between the door and the floor, and that the bathroom window, a casement window that swung out from the bottom, was open and it echoed every small noise from the bedroom down the light-well. A trick of acoustics we wish we'd known about sooner.

We'd been giving the neighbors audio shows at all times of the day for a year. No wonder they were either all smiles or all frowns when we met in the hallways.

[warrencouple]

I guess myself and the Mrs have been pretty lucky, when it comes to embarrassing moments like this, in that I can only think of one...

We were dating, I was still living at home, and she was living with her Mom & sister, so for us, it was either park, or hotel. We opted to go to a little park near my folks place, which was down a short hill. I've got my pants and underwear off, we're going at it in the front seat, when we get a spotlight in the back window, and a cop on his loudspeaker with a "the park is closed." That was the fastest I've ever scrambled back into the drivers seat. Luckily, he only followed us for a ways when we left the park (presumably to make sure we didn't go back,) so no one else ever found out about that little escapade.


I do wonder sometimes though, if people have heard us when we've gone camping and been in the tent going at it. At least if she tries, the Mrs can keep the volume down.

Jason

[Meetussoon]

me -- "oh Theresa, yes Theresa, your pussy is amazing Theresa"

Marie - (from below Theresa's husband) "Tom - her name is not Theresa!"

It was my birthday, we had been talking to an actual Theresa and her hubby all night, but ended up in the club room with..............not Theresa.

[fun4Ds]

Originally Posted by Meetussoon

me -- "oh Theresa, yes Theresa, your pussy is amazing Theresa"

Marie - (from below Theresa's husband) "Tom - her name is not Theresa!"

It was my birthday, we had been talking to an actual Theresa and her hubby all night, but ended up in the club room with..............not Theresa.

Holy mother of swingdom, the embar-o-rama meter just peaked !

[PB&J]

That's why "Oh God" is so much safer than "Oh (insert name here)"

[couplers]

Hi, this is Petra. My most embarassing moment was when I was in high school. My sister, who is older than me, had a sexual appetite for both quantity and variety of sexual partners, while my parents were very religous and conservative. My parents thought, however, that if we girls were left home together that one would inhibit the other from doing anything improper. Wrong. My sister used to have her boyfriend du jour over when our folks were out, and since as high school kids this was the one opportunty to get it on they usually didn't waste any time doing things lke playing Scrabble. The action was behind close doors, but I knew what was going on and they were casual enough that I got my first real life views, albeit brief, of dicks, circumcised and not, erect and flaccid, and dripping the after effects of intercourse.


For the first couple of years I was just the lookout, but when I started getting sexually serious with my boyfriend Red, my parents outings to shop or go to Wednesday Mass became my opportunity for physical affection as well. At the time this happened Red and I had only gotten to third base: no dick-in-my-pussy intercourse but just about everythig else. One evening Red came over after my parents had left and sis was expecting her new boyfriend as well. Red and I were in my bedroom lying naked on the bed, I on my back with my legs spread wide facing the door, Red on his side with his head at my knees, his finger in my vagina and dick in my mouth.


It could have been worse. It was my sister's new boyfriend and not my parents that came through the door looking for the bathroom. I don't know how long he was watching us before I noticed since my head was turned sucking Red's dick and Red was paying attention to my pussy. My legs slammed shut, I shoved Red out of my mouth and screamed. It took weeks for me as a young girl to recover, and after that incident I was supercautious about getting caught. But according to my sister he (no idea what his name is) said he really enjoyed the show.

[dr_pepper]

Originally Posted by Platinum24

oh my god! you mean people knew about 69s in the 80s???

Was doing it regularly in the 60's

[john67a]

Back in the early sixties when I was living with my parents a friend and I came home one evening after being out playing darts.
In the house was my folks and another older guy who was with a young female all drinking at dads bar, so we joined them.
After a while the female slid her hand into my pants and started to play with my cock. The guy that she was with whispered in my ear saying not to get on with her as it was my dads night to be with her, naturally mum knew nothing of this, so later dad says that he will drive them home and off everyone goes and mum goes to bed.
A short time later the front door opens and in storms dad saying that she was outside, so out I go and she says that she told dad that she wanted to sleep with me
So I drove her home and she dragged me into bed and we fucked our brains out, my first and only nympho, and the next morning I had to go to work wearing my suit much to the amusement of my work mates.

[TheRedHalf]

I actually have 2 moments and both were with the same high school girlfriend.

The first time we were going at it and her 5 year old sister came in and caught us. We ended up bribing her with packs of gum to not say anything. To make matters worse, we now have children going to school together and she told my wife that she used to have a crush on me.

The second time we were outside in the grass having a bit of fun and when we finished up we heard clapping in the distance. It turned out her brother (my best friend) and another friend of ours were watching the entire thing. Here we were butt naked, underwear around our ankles and the condom hanging from a branch. Not a pretty site.

[cplnuswing]

Originally Posted by TheRedHalf

The first time we were going at it and her 5 year old sister came in and caught us. We ended up bribing her with packs of gum to not say anything.

Those five-year-olds are sneaky, that's for sure. Back when we were dating, we were in her parents' basement den watching TV. It was late, every one else had gone to bed, including her little nephew who was spending the night with his grandparents.

Things started getting frisky, and after much convincing on my part that I would indeed keep all senses honed and 100% focused on detecting any floors creaking, basement doors opening, etc. that would indicate anyone was doing anything other than sleeping blissfully, then I was rewarded with some oral action. Of course, the better that got, the worse the defenses were maintained.

Next thing we know, her nephew was literally TAPPING HER ON THE SHOULDER as she kneeled beside the couch doing her thing. He said, "Name, whatcha doin'?" She hesitated just a second then replied, "I'm just tickling him, now get on back up to bed, it's late." He just sort of shrugged and turned around and headed back toward the basement stairs dragging his blanket behind him. Once we heard him close the door, I got smacked in the arm and told "You were supposed to be watching and listening!!!

After a silent house for the next five minutes or indicated that I wasn't going to have to use any of the escape routes from the basement I had mentally evaluated should her very strict mother coming storming down the stairs, and my half-hearted effort to convince her to finish the job since he was safely now back in bed failed too, then we called it a night and I got out while the getting was good.

That was a long time ago now, and we still laugh about it all of the time