most embarrassing sex moments

[Swingercast]

DFW Airport 1990's

Allie and I were living in Dallas and she had to get home for the holidays so I drove her to the airport.

It was freezing cold, ice on the runways and the planes were all delayed so.....we decided to sneak off to a ladies room in a part of the airport that was nearly deserted.

We started having sex in a stall and things were just getting good when we heard a woman coming into the stall next to us. Allie put her hand on my mouth and I lifted my legs off the floor and patiently waited for the woman to finish. This was not a #1 job the lady was doing over there. She was making all kinds of gross noises and it took a whole lot of energy (and both of Allie's hands on my mouth) to keep us from cracking up.

She finally left, we had our fun and I snuck out of the bathroom. A good 5 minutes passed by and still Allie was in the ladies room. She yelled out for me to come help her.

Her zipper was stuck. She was wearing a jean dress that had a zipper that ran all the way up the length of the dress. She couldn't get the zipper to work above her knees. I started yanking and pulling on that stubborn zipper when suddenly another woman came into the bathroom and looked at me like I was attacking Allie.

It ended up that I ran down to the gift shop and there were no sweaters or anything in there to buy that would work for Allie so I bought a pair of way small boys shorts and ran back to Allie. She looked at me like I was crazy so I ripped off my jeans and sweater and gave them to Allie.

We got a lot of odd looks as we walked through the airport. Allie dressed in my jeans and sweater. She had no belt so she had to keep pulling her/my pants up. And I was in tennis shoes, tight tight boys shorts and a white T-shirt.

I kissed her goodbye, she got on the plane and I walked back through the airport then out to the bitter cold DFW parking lot.

She told me later that I should have seen the look on her parent's face when they picked her up from the airport.

John

[Tatakai]

Its amazing at the moments when your own body will sabatoge you while you are having a great time. I can't tell what happened but it happened today. All I can say it TQ!!! She will know when she reads this. Sorry but if she wants to add it here I will let her, I can't embarass her by putting it her.

Tatakai

[autumn528]

As teenagers we used to party in the woods (who didn't?!?). Well me and the girl I was seeing slipped away when no one was looking. Instead of going far in to the woods, we started going at it right in the middle of main trail. Needless to say one of my buddies comes traipsing up to us and starts a conversation as if we were'nt naked and humping like jack rabbits at the time. Funny thing is, I talked to him and didn't miss a stroke. He walked away after a few minutes and she never said a word.

[Boudicca]

My partner and I were living at his mom's house for a while before we left the U.S. a few years ago. His adult sister lives there, too.
His sister was at work and his mom was out with friends, so we thought we had a few hours. We started doggy-style in the living room, then moved to the dining room table, and finally ended up an hour and a half later on the floor of his bedroom, after making extensive use of several different toys. We had enjoyed ourselves thoroughly, and were preparing for a little post-coital nap when we heard his sister's car in the driveway. We thought we were okay, since we hadn't left any evidence in the rest of the house and the door was closed.
V's sister comes to the bedroom door and knocks. We're all adults, and she's pretty mellow, so we cover up our nakedness with the comforter and say, "Ok, come in." She opens the door, gives an unreasonably shocked look, and starts stammering about how she came home sick from work. V and I try to have a semi-normal conversation with her, but she obviously wants to jet it out of there, so she shuts the door and leaves. We're wondering why she's so shocked, since it's not the first time she's come across us in post-lovemaking undress.
Then...I look up at the top of the dresser right behind our heads, and I realize that I have my silicone dildo suctioned to the top, standing straight up! Right next to it is the KY jelly and the leather cock ring. It's pretty difficult to maintain a normal conversation when there's an unexpected dildo staring at you.

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by Boudicca

Then...I look up at the top of the dresser right behind our heads, and I realize that I have my silicone dildo suctioned to the top, standing straight up! Right next to it is the KY jelly and the leather cock ring. It's pretty difficult to maintain a normal conversation when there's an unexpected dildo staring at you.

Bwahahahahaha!! OMG, I am so afraid of something like that happening to us!

[Meggybear]

Mr agreed to let me share this story of his:
Before Mr and I met, he worked with my best friend (he was a year or two out of high school and she was 16 or 17). One day in January, they ended up going back to my friend's grandparents house (which was our designated party house since it was fully furnished but sat empty since both grandparents were deceased). They were getting it on in a recliner when my friend's aunt pulled up in the driveway to check on the house. My friend pushed Mr outside through the back door with only underwear on (JANUARY in INDIANA mind you!). Friend's aunt figured the whole thing out (hmmm....what gave it away? was it the big pile of clothes on the floor or the big hairy naked man looking at you through the sliding glass door?) and made Mr's parents come pick him up (pretty embarrassing for a 20-year old). Also embarrassing for his parents because they are so very vanilla (but 3/4 of their children choose alternative lifestyles. hmm...)

Mr has always had a fantasy about having a threesome with my friend. The problem is that she's married now and she and I have been great friends for 15 years. I don't know if she'd be into it or not, but I would never want to ruin our friendship...so I'm afraid that's one fantasy that will have to stay in the imagination. Mr still holds a grudge (for lack of a better term) that he never got to cum during their short-lived session.

[2much]

Before we were married Mrs 2much and I were out having an evening of drinks, dinner, etc... We were in downtown DC and had parked in an underground parking garage. We got back to the car around 10:30, buzzed and hot for each other. At the time I was driving a nice car, a white Merceds, and we began making out outside the car before getting in. One thing lead to another and before I know it Mrs is blowing me right there in the parking garage! I can't stand it and I pull her up onto the hood of the car, hike up her black miniskirt and begin fucking her like crazy on the hood of the car. It was as hot as it sounds, and she had recently had her tits done so I had her top pulled down and the gorgeous 34dd's exposed. We were going at it full speed when I heard the humm of a car coming around the corner. I decided not to stop. All I remember is the look of utter disgust on the face of the old man who sped past us. Honestly I feel a little but of remorse about it, that poor old man was probably working late and didn"t deserve to see such lewd acts in public. On the other hand - he was one lucky old dude, and probably banged his old lady like crazy when he got home!
I also am always looking for the "parking garage cam" sex tape to turn up on the internet.

[JCR]

I wouldn't say ours was embarrassing, just hilarious. My girl and I were doin' it doggy in a..computer chair. We were both heavily into it, and in my time of climax I thrusted forward and the chair toppled over, so what could a we do but laugh!!

[Elric563]

I haven’t had any embarrassing moments with C, but I did have a dozy with my first husband (let’s just call him John for now) when we were in college in a small college town in OH. I came home from work to see that he had taken a number of garbage bags, cut them open and duct taped them to the bed. On the nightstand were 2 huge cans of Crisco and he wanted to try “Crisco sex.” Being a 22 year old idiot, I agreed…actually I thought it sounded like fun. So we get through foreplay and I was standing on the side of the bed while he was doing me doggie, and then the unthinkable happened…my hands slipped and I fell face first onto the mattress right before another orgasm. Since we were both coated in Crisco, “John” flew over my back, across the bed and went head first through the hollow core door to the bedroom.

But wait…there’s more.

I throw on some sweats, dress him and run him to the hospital thinking he might have a concussion. We get to the hospital only to find out that my worst fear is realized. My cousin is the ER MD on staff that day. I can still see the look of amusement on her face at this one and she still teases me about it today. I was so mortified and yes, “John” did have a mild concussion so at least I did the right thing lol. And of course, my cousin called my parents and told them what happened.

What did I learn from this? Crisco sex = bad plan with garbage bags.


K

[Mrs.PaganLovers]

My story (although, I have a few). It had already started out a bad morning, hubby's coffee thermos blew up in my face, he leaves for work. I am doing my morning routine of cleaning. All of a sudden I hear a noise I can't find. Sounded like a electical buzz in the wall. I have a horrible fear of fire, so I called my Mother and was going to have Dad come up and check it out. Mom said call the fire dept. My daughter called during all this and I told her what was happening. After going through the house countless times unplugging all things electrical, I was getting ready to call the fire department, the chief is a friend of the family, I thought, ok I will go through one more time and see if I can pinpoint where the noise was coming from. Steering myself into the bedroom (we had a waterbed at that time, with drawers underneath) and all the time fielding calls from the family, I listened closely.......ah ha! Opening up the drawer under the bed...the culprit...my vibrator, just buzzing away.
My daughter and sister I told the truth. My Mother...well...this was a woman that my older sisters had to explain what a BJ was. I told her it was the backup alarm on the alarm clock. Could you imagine if I had actually called the fire department.

[pagan-lovers]

Embarrasing moment #1)
It was one of those lazy Sunday summer afternoons. The Mrs. and I decided to get a little afternoon delight. It was a beautiful day. We had the windows open, but didn't think much about it since the lady next doors was in her 90's never came outside and couldn't hear well. Well sometimes we aren't very quiet and this was one of those times. As the moans and screams subsided, we heard voices outside our window. Of course today was the day the 90 yr old lady had a visit from her 70 yr old daughter. They were standing in their driveway 5 feet from our bedroom window. We didn't show our faces outside for quite a while.

Embarrasing moment #2)
The day started at a college record store. You know the kind where they have headphones all around the room to listen to different tunes. I found a CD that I found interesting. It was called Cyborgasm, It was literally sex scenes recorded in Hi-Fidelity Stereo. I told the Mrs. you've got to hear this and put the headphones on her. I proceeded to find my way around the store and listen to some other musical samplings. Picked up a few CD's and looked around for the Mrs. I found her right where I left her headphones still on. We decided we needed to have this CD. So we paid for our purchases and raced home. We put the previously mentioned CD on the Stereo and turned it up. Needless to say after listening for a bit we bacame preoccupied. As the CD progressed the scenes changed from a twosome to a threesome to a full blow orgy, gathering intensity and Volume with each track. I wasn't in a position to reach the volume knob at this time. When we finished we realized the windows were open once again but this time neighbors were treated to the sound of a very loud orgy that wasn't even happening.

[prettylady]

Dog should chime in on his recent claim to fame.
After a rather fabulous session between the sheets. I offered to give him a BJ to finish him off and he said...
for those of you who have heard this story. Say it with me, "WHATEVER".
Ya, the warm breezes that were coming from the south turned to a brisk wind from the north really fast.
Your friend,
Prettylady

[Cloud of Love]

Number One:
My first college girlfriend and I went parking at the lake. Somehow, we managed to contort ourselves in the back seat of my tiny subcompact to a position where we could pleasure each other orally....69 in the backseat of a 1970s subcompact...tight fit but fun.
That was great...until a friendly sheriff's deputy knocked on the car window, shined his flashlight in, and asked my girl "are you OK, miss? Do you want to be here?" She stammered "yes", and he said "You two finish up and be gone in five minutes when I get back."

Number Two:
My wife and I are driving down a rural highway. She asks me if I want a BJ. I say "sure." We pull off to the side of the road. She proceeds to give me a BJ. Seconds after I cum, a state trooper pulls up behind us, gets out, and comes up to ask if we are OK.
My wife, wetness on her lips, quickly covers me with a blanket and tells the trooper that her husband was sick and we had stopped because I was dizzy. I don't think he believed us...but he told us to have a nice day and left us alone.

[Mr.T]

Sad to say my most embarrassing sex moment was not long ago.It was a first play meet with a couple we met on a swingers site.Things were a bit rushed and,unfortunately,I could not get it up.She was cute.I was interested,but no fire. .The Mrs. thinks it was the pressure of the time constraint.Call it what you want.It's still an ego-buster.

[rebelnangel]

our most embarrassing happened when we first moved to new orleans.we were working on a house,remodeling it.we were staying there and so was my mother and her boyfriend.well,we thought they were in the bedroom down the hall asleep.we were having sex and they walked in.talk about embarrassing.i could not look either of them in the face for a week.if it had been someone else,it would have been okay,but not mom and her boyfriend.....