Most embarrassing sex moments

[Platinum24]

LOL these stories are great.

My mom caught me masturbating, I believe in 2003. After she knocked on my bedroom door and I said wait like constantly she just opened the door and all i could do is cover myself. All I had was a shirt on. It was awkward and weird.

[couple430]

I have had two incidents. The first was when I was sixteen. I was with my girlfriend at her sister’s boyfriend’s house. We slipped off to a bedroom and were both nude in bed going hot and heavy when her sister opened the door and turned on the light. Well that finished that. Her sister just said “---- we’re leaving now, its time to go” and then calmly walked out. We have remained friends for years and her sister has never brought this up.
The second occurred about 20 years ago with my wife. We were in bed going 69 like crazy when our oldest daughter who was 7 at the time walked in. It was very late at night so it really caught us by surprise. My wife and I both froze. It was still very dark in the room and I could see my daughter doing a hard stare, kind of “what the hell is that” kind of thing. Then she walked out. To this day I’m not sure if she figured out what we were doing or not. Oh yah, we got a lock for the door the next day.

[Platinum24]

oh my god! you mean people knew about 69s in the 80s???

[Pinmonkey]

Originally Posted by Platinum24

oh my god! you mean people knew about 69s in the 80s???

Just about everything that can be done, has been done before. Sometimes the name changes, but it's been done.

[Platinum24]

oh LOL =)~
i figured that.
I was joking.

But really, I always kinda wondered if people had oral and anal sex way back during the roman orgies and way back in the last millenniums.

[XMonkey]

We were having MMF fun one night and forgot to lock the door. Suddenly it started to open. Having quick reflexes, and being the one not directly involved at the time I managed to get there before our 6 year old looked in. I took her back to bed and when I got back the other fella and my wife were sitting looking decidedly shell-shocked - and he'd had his erection frightened clean away! Now we lock, and check!

[Paphian]

Originally Posted by Platinum24

But really, I always kinda wondered if people had oral and anal sex way back during the roman orgies and way back in the last millenniums.

They were limited to missionary position only--and only for procreative purposes. None of the oral and anal stuff came about until after Al Gore invented the Internet.

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by Paphian

They were limited to missionary position only--and only for procreative purposes. None of the oral and anal stuff came about until after Al Gore invented the Internet.

That was a good one.

[Floorman56]

Originally Posted by Platinum24

oh my god! you mean people knew about 69s in the 80s???

We called it that back in the early 70's

[CuriousInOregon]

I think my most embaressing moment was when I was Much younger and was having sex Doggy style and you know air gets trapped when your moving too quickly well IT HAPPENED I was so embaressed I got up got dressed and left I swear he would have told everyone I passed gas so I was all over an explanation for it right well he never said a word to anyone and I ran into him YEARS later we now are good friends and have had many laughs over it

[fun4Ds]

ok im finally gonna let this one go when mrs.fun and i were young we finaly got alone at my parents house first time we were goin at it like young kids do when all the sudden i had the urge to fart well i thaught i could just kinda be real quiet about it and ease my way through. well it was a full blown toot followed by a toot with each huf of the laugh no stoppin it for several in a row we started laughin so hard that was the end of the new experiance for a while. we still laugh about it to this day 27 years later

[JnCC]

Well...what a bonding experience that must have been. Too bad it occured before video cameras were around. You guys might have been the $10,000 winners!

You should send that in to Readers Digest.

[NewTemptations]

Im sure I could come up with some of my own most embarassing moments....however....first thing that came to my mind was an incident where I was the SOURCE of the embarrassment, not the one embarrassed....

Years ago...I am a single mom living with 2 teenagers and 1 son thats over 18. One night very late my daughter comes banging on my bedroom door and wakes me up. She asks me to go tell the adult son to please tell him to make his girlfriend be quiet while they are having sex...seems she can hear them thru the wall and cant sleep due to the noise and she has a big test at school tomorrow.

Well hell....now im cranky, kinda pissed cause I got woke up over something so stupid....so I march down the hall...open the son's bedroom door while they are in the middle of things...look right at the girl and ask her to please be quiet while she has sex cause other people in the house have to get up early.

Hahahaha....she turned so red! Guess I spoiled the moment, cause she left shortly thereafter. In a few more years she would become my daughter in law. The incident was never mentioned by any of us again, but she doesnt speak to me too often...go figure!

On the bright side of life...on future nights when he brought her home, I guess either they quit having sex there, or she learned to be quiet! Funny how, shortly thereafter he ended up moving out of my house and into her mothers house...that ended up working well for all of us!

[lovedoctor]

Originally Posted by Deptydog

Ya know, I've been on both ends of the "Cop coming up to a parked car" scenario, having been a Police Officer.

I hope if I ever get picked up by the law over in Lakeland, that the deputy is YOU!

[Deptydog]

Originally Posted by lovedoctor

I hope if I ever get picked up by the law over in Lakeland, that the deputy is YOU!