Most embarrassing sex moments

[NaughtyDelight]

When the Mr. & I were dating
We lived in the country, Where every other road was just a trail type road
we had this one spot, surrounded by trees, a huge Deep Pond
Well we parked he could not get the break stick down all the way
But it was good enough, (in a passionate hurry lol and dont always need that one anyway)
Needless to say we were making out in car, ran out of room
Got outside the car, got going pretty heavy and the car started rolling
(Go figure) it came just inches from going into the water.
I kept thinking how the ___ were we going to get out of there since all our clothes are in the car if it goes in the water, and explaining it to my parents lol. ( a couple of days later found out why the stick did not go down, he has these little hard silver dice hanging from the review mirrror and while we were messing around or something I must have knocked them off and it got stuck under it.)

Well the next weekend we decide to go to another spot we know of
Well it got ruined. Here we were naked in the car this time yet my neighbor (boys my age and there friends) were in there big truck with the spotlights on top of the truck, well they put thoes on us and busted us

[jennjenn]

Wow, I don't even want to tell this one because it's so embarrassing. Ok, met a guy at AFF that I really liked (not on there anymore btw). We'd talked on the phone for a couple of weeks, he was a hottie and WAY younger than me. He was born the year I graduated from highschool lol. I was 37 so do the math. Well, anyway, he wanted us to spend the weekend together and we agreed upon a half way point, a little touristy spot in the mountains. I was nervous and excited, he was so yummy. And with the age difference it was 100% about sex lol, nothing more. So we met and got a hotel room at this little retro hotel, it was the coolest place. We're kissing and things are hot and heavy and we do our thing. My tummy starts hurting afterwards so I go to the bathroom. Well, to spare you the gory details, I got sick. Not throwing up, but the other end . Small hotel room, hot young guy waiting for me to get back to bed and I can't get off the toilet. When I finally get back to bed, I'm so worried about an accident that I can't really enjoy the sex and I'm in and out of the bathroom the entire two days we were there. I think he didn't know what was going on, he probably thought I was just the cleanest person in the world since I was so fastidious about making a beeline for the bathroom immediately after sex each time. Not a good weekend lol .

[iowancouple96]

When I was dating my husband, we were at his parent's house and had sex on the couch. We finished, cleaned up and got dressed and noticed that he dribbled a little on the couch. So we cleaned it up, but unfortunately it left a little wet spot. Shortly afterwards, his brother (who was a senior in high school at the time) came home, grabbed a soda, and sat down on the couch. All of a sudden he looks over to his side, jumps up off the couch and said "OMG, you two! That's gross!" I don't know about hubby, but I was slightly embarrased.

As far as getting walked in by your children, that has happened to us a few times. The first time our oldest daughter was about 3. Luckily we were somewhat covered up and hubby was on top of me. She said "Daddy, get off of my mommy!" The other time she walked in on us, she said "Why are you jumping on the bed??" Yeah, we installed a lock on our door shortly after that.

[DBL D]

I went out on a double date with my college roomate one time. It was a very cold November night and we were on motorcycles. No moon either. It was the first date with this gal. We hit it off pretty well and ended up on a dark private road overlooking the valley. After kissing and her telling me that her mother had warned her about guys like me, we ended up in a 69 with me on top. She had to lay on my coat. Man it was cold! Anyway the other couple was up the road a bit and failed to warn us that a car was coming. Well, I didn't know that we'd settled down in the middle of the road...And you never saw a guy get up so fast and pull up his pants while the girl sat there trying to wrap my coat around herself. They cruised on by like we were a fence post or something, then skidded to a stop and yelled back, "Not in the Middle of the Road!".

She sent me a Christmas card that implored me to try to keep it out of the "Spotlight".

Male D

[happycampersfor]

Our Most Embrasing Monent Had To Be When We Wre With Some Friends And We Decied To Role Play. My Friend And I Went Out In The Car And Our Wives Went To Amotel Not Far From The House, They Dressed As Hokers And Were Staning Out On Hte Corner When We Drove By, We Slowed Down And Circled The Block. We Stoped And They Bent Over And We Talked A Few Minutes, Then My Wife Got In The Back With My Friend And His Wife Got In The Front With Me, Befor We Could Move Ther Were Three Police Cars Around Us, And We Were Being Dragged Out Of Car. The Police Had Us Handcuffed And Were Ready To Charge Us With Solicitaion, And Our Wives With Prostuition, When The Officer In Charged Realized That We Were Married, And He Let Us Go, He Told Us Not To Go Back As They Wre In The Middle Of A Sting Operation For Prostuution.

[michelle101]

Originally Posted by happycampersfor

Our Most Embrasing Monent Had To Be When We Wre With Some Friends And We Decied To Role Play. My Friend And I Went Out In The Car And Our Wives Went To Amotel Not Far From The House, They Dressed As Hokers And Were Staning Out On Hte Corner When We Drove By, We Slowed Down And Circled The Block. We Stoped And They Bent Over And We Talked A Few Minutes, Then My Wife Got In The Back With My Friend And His Wife Got In The Front With Me, Befor We Could Move Ther Were Three Police Cars Around Us, And We Were Being Dragged Out Of Car. The Police Had Us Handcuffed And Were Ready To Charge Us With Solicitaion, And Our Wives With Prostuition, When The Officer In Charged Realized That We Were Married, And He Let Us Go, He Told Us Not To Go Back As They Wre In The Middle Of A Sting Operation For Prostuution.

I bet the cops still talk about this one! They probably wish their spouses would do it for them! You know what they say, If you see a good looking hooker, It's either a cop or a guy. Guess we will have to add someones wife to that list. Thanks for the laugh.

[95mustang]

My most embarrasing moment (other than the kids walking in) was the first time hubby and I spent the weekend together. We met through work on the phone and started talking at home. We talked for about 3months when he decided to come visit me for my birthday. So on my birthday we decide to get up and take a shower. He's standing in the shower holding me up and I have my feet resting on the edges of the tub (use a little imagination) and found out that those little towel racks in the shower are plastic and will come off. So I slip he can't grab me fast enough and not only did I fall but I basically flew threw the air, hit my hip on the soap dish and my head on the faucet. He's trying to pull me out of the tub and of course I'm crying. He's thinking (I don't know where the hospital is) it turns out I was fine just an extremely ugly bruise on my hip and a major headache. To top that all off the reason we were showering in the first place was so he could go meet my parents for the first time. We kept giggling through dinner. Oh well it turned out allright. THe next day we told my parents we were getting married and our adventures haven't stopped yet.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by 95mustang

THe next day we told my parents we were getting married and our adventures haven't stopped yet.

Now THAT was a cool story

Spoomonkey

[Deptydog]

Mine was when I was in High School. I was dating this girl (she is black, I'm white) and we were at her house. We were the only ones home and we should have had hours to ourselves. We were on the fold out couch in the family room.

There we were, going at it hot and heavy, when I thought I heard a door. She is moaning pretty good and didn't hear anything. Well, about a minute later, the family room door opens and her brother...her very large brother steps into the room. He glances at us, says "Oops", and starts to close the door. Just then, the realization of what we are doing hits him. He slams the door open, hollers "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" and starts yelling that he's gonna kick my ass. I actually grabbed my clothes (no shoes) and jumped out the window. I walked home barefoot, with a hardon, in february, in New Jersey.

She called me a couple of hours later and we were both glad that we managed to live through it. We DID finish what we started at a later date.

I can still remember that day like it was yesterday.

[WildMiCouple]

Ok.....this one wasn't during sex, but rather what happened as a result of.

A few years ago we were getting ready to head out. Tammy's in the walk-in closet, nude, picking out her outfit for the evening. Watching her from the bed, I got aroused. So, I join her in the closet and slip in from behind. She half bends over and holds on to the shelf as I continue. We were going at it for about 10 minutes when she starts moaning quite loudly. This starts me thrusting really hard and deep in time with her moaning. It wasn't long before I felt an abnormal twinge below. OK.....time to change position. As I pull out to rearrange us, I see blood on my cock "Uhhhhhhh, honey, I think you started your period." Into the shower we both go to rinse off. Next thing you know I'm pissing blood

Jeez......I broke my dick. Tammy's very concerned, while I'm not too worried. I assumed I just broke a blood vessel or something from the vigorous shag we just had. She wants me to go to the 24 hr emergency clinic as it's sunday evening. "No chance" I tell her. "What's a general doctor gonna know about my broke dick".

Next morning, I wake with a hardon.......alright, he still works . But I'm still pissing a little blood. Off to our family doctor we go. He examines me.....and even checks my prostate :rollseyes. Cannot find anything wrong....so he recommends a urologist. Off we go to Dr. Wang......yes, I kid you not, Dr Wang, an asian urologist lol He examines me and also checks my prostate(:rollseyes this is getting old now). He tells me this usually happens to black men I didn't ask what he meant by that by that, but I wondered: was it because I'm above average in size and the stereotype comes into play, or they like to have vigorous sex, or that he primarily sees black men as patients Anyway, he then tells me he wants to scope my dick "You're kidding, right Doc". Nope, he sets up the appointment for the next day.

The next day finds me dressed in the hospital gown laying on the table. This hottie blonde nurse shows me the tube they are gonna insert in my dick , and there is the tv screen they'll be observing the view on. Fuck.....it's amazing the shit a little pussy can get you into. I look at the nurse and tell her "if I pop some wood after I'm out.......it's cuz I'm thinking about you.....not the Doc." She just smiled and said "you'll be fine" I woke up from the anastetic with a sore dick. It felt worse than it did when I broke it. The Doc then tells me that it was a broken blood vessel, and it will heal on it's own. Great, this was all for "peace of mind" :rollseyes

Needless to say, we haven't tried that position again.

Brett

[Nova]

We've had two:
1) The "doing it in a parked car" scenario. A cop comes up to the car and we're completely naked. Mrs. Nova (we were just dating at the time) is saying "don't tell him my name don't tell him my name don't tell him my name"
See, at the time her daddy was a senior highway patrolman...

2) Again, still while we were dating - doing it doggy style in the guest room at my parents' house when there's a knock on the door... Luckily we'd locked it, but I still got a lecture.

Nova

[Deptydog]

Ya know, I've been on both ends of the "Cop coming up to a parked car" scenario, having been a Police Officer.

The most memorable was the time my partner and I were riding past a club and noticed a car parked all the way in the back of the parking lot who's tail lights were flashing irregularly. We shut off our lights and rolled up to the vehicle. It was a hatchback with the big window in the back and when we got behind it and turned on our headlights, spotlight, and flashing lights, we got a fantastic view of a guy on top of his girl in the drivers seat. We caught him in mid-stroke and the look on his face was absolutely priceless. It seems that he had his foot on the brake pedal and didn't know it so with every thrust, he activated his brake lights.

I still giggle to this day when I think of the look on his face when we lit up.

[Mindway]

First of all, I am laughing my a** off at the moments we have all had...Ok, here goes. My girlfriend at the time and I worked together and used to take our lunchtime to be a little naughty. The area we worked in was rural and had a few farme here and there. We finally found "the best spot to park" and for weeks we would go there and play. Finally one day during the summer months we were both enjoying the thorough fingering I was giving her with her. With her pants down around her knees, all of a sudden she hears the snort of a horse. Now mind you the window is opened, her pants are around her knees and there is a farmer on a horse staring down at us. While covering her, I look up and say, oops sorry sir can we have a moment? He replies, sure, looks like you already were, I guess I got here too early? Needless to say she was thouroughly embarassed especially since he was probably watching us...That year for Christmas I wrapped up a little plastic horse and gave it to her as a present. To this day when we see each other, I usually make that sound, and we still laugh hysterically.

[Rockon]

I had a job which once in awhile I had to go to an office in Michigan. I was there enough I had a cubicle there.
I spent a Friday evening in a hotel and went to the office on Saturday morning. The girl that worked at the hotel desk, who later ended up in my room, came into the office to thank me for the evening. We soon got busy on my desk and we both heard the door open. The next split second the desk broke sending us crashing to the floor infront of the boss who had just walked in

[Nova]

Originally Posted by Rockon

The girl that worked at the hotel desk, who later ended up in my room,

How often does *that* happen?

Nova