Most embarrassing sex moments

[wiscpl]

Getting caught by your kids when your together is very embarasing...but getting caught while your with someone other than your spouse is down right frightening. I was in our basement with mrs. wiscpl's best friend when our oldest son busted through the door looking for us. Mrs. wiscpl was upstairs and knew what was happening and keeping an eye on the kids. We quickly seperated and acted like nothing was happening, attended to his question (young kids have so many), and asked him to go find mom. Needless to say thats the last time we did that while they were still awake.

[michelle101]

Originally Posted by txduo2000

See, this is a good reason to teach your kids very young to wash their hands before AND after eating!!! And HOPE that lesson follows them into adulthood.

Well said! I should have mentioned, Mr.101 is now meticulous about his hands. He is a mechanic, and yet, they are smooth and clean!

After MY77038"s problems I'm thinking one night of pain was well worth it.

[BorisNatasha]

Boris' story:

I was 15 and had a 14 year old girlfriend, who happened to be my sister's best friend. My parents didn't know we were going out so she was allowed to spend the night at my house all the time. Yes, I knew how lucky I was!

Anyway, one time she was over for a slumber party with a bunch of my sister's other friends, and she and I woke up really early in the morning and decided to fool around. We went upstairs to my sister's bedroom (she was asleep with her friends down in the living room, and my room was out because my little brother was in there) and fooled around then fell asleep. Suddenly we both wake up to the door opening and there is my sister staring right at us, me with my pants down and my girlfriends hand holding Little Boris.

My sister went ballistic and told my girlfriend to leave the house RIGHT NOW but later she calmed down. Needless to say it wasn't very fun at the time (I was terrified she would go tell my parents) but it's funny now looking back on it.


Natasha's story:

I lived in a condo where all the neighbors had balconies that opened into the same common area. I was having sex on the balcony and got very, very loud. As we finished and I came down from orgasm, all I could hear were my neighbors' balcony doors slamming shut all over the place.

Oops.



Boris & Natasha

[L&R]

R here; For me it was a flight between Seattle & St. Louis. Nicole told me she wanted me to help 'initiate' a new F.A. into the "mile high" club, I watched her and this newbie enter the "facilities" together to "warm up"...meanwhile another passanger engaged me in conversation that I couldn't
get free from immediately. When I got up and finally made my way back there, I was rock hard and eager to please. Opened the door (with Nicole's Key) and found a totally shocked old lady setting on the pooper!

[napercouple]

Opened the door (with Nicole's Key) and found a totally shocked old lady setting on the pooper!

Very funny. I probally would of pooped my pants!

Was she a GILF ?

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by BorisNatasha

Boris' story:

I was 15 and had a 14 year old girlfriend, who happened to be my sister's best friend. My parents didn't know we were going out so she was allowed to spend the night at my house all the time. Yes, I knew how lucky I was!

Anyway, one time she was over for a slumber party with a bunch of my sister's other friends, and she and I woke up really early in the morning and decided to fool around. We went upstairs to my sister's bedroom (she was asleep with her friends down in the living room, and my room was out because my little brother was in there) and fooled around then fell asleep. Suddenly we both wake up to the door opening and there is my sister staring right at us, me with my pants down and my girlfriends hand holding Little Boris.

My sister went ballistic and told my girlfriend to leave the house RIGHT NOW but later she calmed down. Needless to say it wasn't very fun at the time (I was terrified she would go tell my parents) but it's funny now looking back on it.


Natasha's story:

I lived in a condo where all the neighbors had balconies that opened into the same common area. I was having sex on the balcony and got very, very loud. As we finished and I came down from orgasm, all I could hear were my neighbors' balcony doors slamming shut all over the place.

Oops.



Boris & Natasha

Hmmm, this sounds familiar.

Similar experience: We had a couple over to our house for playtime one evening. Same room fun. Well anyway the other lady and I both turn out to be quite "vocal" and we didn't realize that we had left the bedroom window open until we heard the teenagers from the house behind ours mimicking us.

OMG... absolutely embarrassing.

Oh, that and the time that our daughter walked in on us doin' the nasty (doggy style no less). This happened quite a few years ago. She was probably 3 or 4 at the time. We were watching dirty movies and had the flip out couch rolled out. Before this event, both kids ALWAYS slept like logs once they were asleep. Anyway, we're both not really paying attention until we hear a panicky high-pitched little voice yelling, "DADDY! YOU GET OFF OF MOMMY RIGHT NOW!" I just wanted to crawl under the nearest rock, and I wondered how much we were going to be spending on therapy for the poor kid in years to come.

[L&R]

Originally Posted by intuition897

Hmmm, this sounds familiar.

Similar experience: We had a couple over to our house for playtime one evening. Same room fun. Well anyway the other lady and I both turn out to be quite "vocal" and we didn't realize that we had left the bedroom window open until we heard the teenagers from the house behind ours mimicking us.

OMG... absolutely embarrassing.

Oh, that and the time that our daughter walked in on us doin' the nasty (doggy style no less). This happened quite a few years ago. She was probably 3 or 4 at the time. We were watching dirty movies and had the flip out couch rolled out. Before this event, both kids ALWAYS slept like logs once they were asleep. Anyway, we're both not really paying attention until we hear a panicky high-pitched little voice yelling, "DADDY! YOU GET OFF OF MOMMY RIGHT NOW!" I just wanted to crawl under the nearest rock, and I wondered how much we were going to be spending on therapy for the poor kid in years to come.

yep....when I first got together with Deb(2nd wife) my (now) step-son was 2years old...he was peeking thru the key hole and yelled...Russ! You get off my mommy! Later, when he was 5 he used to follow me around the house, one time he thought I was Nailing something to the bed-room wall.....turned out it was his Mother...he nearly ripped his poor little ears off backing his head out of the doorway while closing it.

[Dolphins524]

Speaking of getting caught by your kids, I'm not sure if it's worse to get caught & know they've caught you or to find out later that they did. My oldest apparently walked in on us when we were getting frisky one night. The only way we ever found out he was there was when my mother in law came to visit for about a week. Her, Mrs. D., & him (he was about 7 at the time) were having a nice family moment just talking & spending time w/ each other when he, for what ever reason, proceeded to tell my mother in law about the time he saw Mrs. D on top of his daddy & we were "rubbing our pee pee's" on each other . Don't know which time it was or how much he saw, but Mrs. D had to leave the room . She must have been 20 sheets of red when she told me about it.

[pistol pete]

Originally Posted by napercouple

Two months later we get a christmas card from a weird neighbor saying "I've been a very good boy this year how come you don't invite me to your parties"

That has to be one of the coolest neighbors ever.....or the wierdest.

[dayhiker]

Originally Posted by Dolphins524

proceeded to tell my mother in law about the time he saw Mrs. D on top of his daddy & we were "rubbing our pee pee's" on each other

Just to comfort the parents some more. (Ya right) When my sister and I were about 5 and 6 we walked in our parents. It was winter so then were covered to the shoalders. But Dad was on top. I asked why they were in that position. They said they like it. They asked us from then on to knock before we entered.
I year or so later my sister and I were wondering why old maids didn't ahve kids and married women did. So we got the scoop. Sometime after that I put two and two together!

Yup, looks like they will remember it. Interesting how memerable sex is even as a kid!

dayhiker

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by Dolphins524

...were having a nice family moment just talking & spending time w/ each other when he, for what ever reason, proceeded to tell my mother in law about the time he saw Mrs. D on top of his daddy & we were "rubbing our pee pee's" on each other . Don't know which time it was or how much he saw, but Mrs. D had to leave the room . She must have been 20 sheets of red when she told me about it.

Priceless. Reminds me of one of those feel-good chain emails titled "Kids say the darndest things". I seem to remember a horror story about a woman in a bank with her 3 year old. The kid was angry that she wasn't allowed to do whatever it was she wanted at that moment (buy a doll or something). So while waiting in the long lineup, the little girl puffs herself up, and hollers, "If YOU don't let me buy that doll, I'M GOING TO TELL GRANDMA THAT I SAW YOU KISSING DADDY'S PEE-PEE LAST NIGHT!!" Needless to say, the woman grabbed the kid and bolted, the sound of the other customers' laughter ringing in her ears. What a nightmare. Email urban legend probably, but it's just so horrible it might be actually true.

[Dolphins524]

Originally Posted by intuition897

Priceless. Reminds me of one of those feel-good chain emails titled "Kids say the darndest things". I seem to remember a horror story about a woman in a bank with her 3 year old. The kid was angry that she wasn't allowed to do whatever it was she wanted at that moment (buy a doll or something). So while waiting in the long lineup, the little girl puffs herself up, and hollers, "If YOU don't let me buy that doll, I'M GOING TO TELL GRANDMA THAT I SAW YOU KISSING DADDY'S PEE-PEE LAST NIGHT!!" Needless to say, the woman grabbed the kid and bolted, the sound of the other customers' laughter ringing in her ears. What a nightmare. Email urban legend probably, but it's just so horrible it might be actually true.

Seems like I've heard a similar story, except it was supposedly in a grocery store line. Some sweet little child (not sure if it was a boy or girl) was mad @ mommy for not buying them something, and proceeded to tell her that he (or she) would inform Grandma that they had come down stairs last night & saw mommy " brushing her teeth with daddies pee-pee." Like you said, probably an urban legend, but funny as hell none the less.

[Jamie&Kieth]

My parents were having a Christmas Party, I invited my NEW BOYFRIEND & future husband (still is) to our house for the weekend. Yes separate bedrooms were requried.

Well, as the party got going, I took Kieth into the bathroom for a quickie blow job, and WOW did he cum, didn't have a chance to swallow all of the stuff.

We emerged from the bathroom having cleaned up my face and hair. Of all people to notice, my mother noticed a drop of the white/transparent goop on my dress, she made a comment, wiped it off with a napkin and then said "OH MY!!!" &

It was never brought up again untill I announced I was pregnant with my fouth child. Mom said with a devilish grin "still has it doesn't he".

[WesternSwing]

Sex in a car seems to be the running theme here, so I'll throw in one of mine. Back in high school my girlfriend and I were parked up on the side of a mountain where they had just paved new streets, but hadn't started to build homes there yet. It had a great view of the whole valley.

We are in the back seat, things getting hot and heavy, we do our stuff, the windows are steamed-up, we're still naked and then there is this knock on the side window of my car. It is a cop. I open the door (2-door) from the back seat and the cop looks in. He shines the flashlight on my girlfriends teenage body with DD tits and just smiles. He says "you have ID on you" to which my girlfriend replys with a huge, sexy, I'm a naughty girl smile: "not on me." I had to choke back the laugh so that the cop didn't go harder on us. He lectured us about having sex there to which I replied "well, where are we gonna' do it? Her driveway?" He said "Good point" and told us to have a nice evening to which my girlfriend once again shot back, index finger just inside her lips in the total Hollywood sex kitten way "thanks, I already did." Yeah... she was hot.

Mr. WS

[WesternSwing]

Originally Posted by Jamie&Kieth

My parents were having a Christmas Party, I invited my NEW BOYFRIEND & future husband (still is) to our house for the weekend. Yes separate bedrooms were requried.

Well, as the party got going, I took Kieth into the bathroom for a quickie blow job, and WOW did he cum, didn't have a chance to swallow all of the stuff.

We emerged from the bathroom having cleaned up my face and hair. Of all people to notice, my mother noticed a drop of the white/transparent goop on my dress, she made a comment, wiped it off with a napkin and then said "OH MY!!!" &

It was never brought up again untill I announced I was pregnant with my fouth child. Mom said with a devilish grin "still has it doesn't he".

Now that's a good one!

Mr. WS