Mild or Wild

Spoomonkey · 09-03-2005, 11:52 AM

Mrs Spoomonkey and I have two distinct sexual styles - depending on mood.

One we call "under the cover" sex - slow, intimate, connecting, love making - the kind you'd see through a filtered lense with lots of blowing linens swaying around you and that old song by Berlin, "Take My Breath Away", playing in the background.

The other is "monkey love" - passionate, screaming, bed shaking - the kind you'd see shot on a handy cam in a cheap motel room, on a vibrating bed with a poor remake of "Jungle Love" strained through car speakers brought in just for the occassion.

Typically, we end up doing the "monkey love". We are a passionate couple and don't mind making our furniture moan loudly. We are also a very "high frequency" couple, and I think that has some affect.

We have "under the cover" sex about once a week, typically, and it is always incredible. For some reason, my best orgasms are during the closer times. Maybe because those times feel special - a down tempo, but somehow above the wildest times.

So my question is - how does your frequency break down? How often is your sex linens and lace - how often is it whips and chains?

Spoomonkey

Vespertine · 09-03-2005, 12:42 PM

For about a year we've been 50/50.

Hubby's mother moved in with us and it seriously cramped our love-making style ...or freak sessions, as I so fondly like to call them.

No swinging from the ceiling fans at our house anymore.

**TNT** · 09-03-2005, 01:06 PM

Very interesting question there Mr. Spoo...

We rarely have the kind of sex that is soft and sensual...for lack of a better way to describe it "movie love scenes". We do have/do it that way, but....

Most of our sex is what we call...Jungle fucking. Even though our normal sex is extremely wild and vigorous there is an undertone to it that trancends anything that can be described. We open ourselves up to each other in such a way as there is no subject taboo, there is NOTHING off limits in what we can say or do to each other, we bare our souls to each other and by doing this the wild sex we have leaves us both breathless, shaking and amazed that the love we have for each other allows us to share the deepest, darkest secrets of ourselves with the other.

For us our Jungle fucking is much more meaningful and intense than when it's the soft, easy going sex.

TNT

**LikeMinds321** · 09-03-2005, 01:57 PM

Spoo, how did you know?

I love having sex with biscuits!

I love hot-out-of-the-oven Pillsbury brand buttermilk biscuits (you'll find them in the freezer of your grocery). Slice them in half, add lots of butter, maybe some black raspberry jam or honey and feed me.

Food gets me in the mood for sex. If a guy surprises me with biscuits I'm having sex with him in no time flat.

LM

**TNT** · 09-03-2005, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

If a guy surprises me with biscuits I'm having sex with him in no time flat.

LM

Ummmm, LM...I don't buy whomp biscuits, they are not allowed in this house. I However make a mean homemade, old fashioned, by hand biscuit, so does the offer still stand for me?

Teresa

P.S. Ted said he doesn't make biscuits, but he was headed out to buy some now

Spoomonkey · 09-03-2005, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

If a guy surprises me with biscuits I'm having sex with him in no time flat.

Noted...

Spoomonkey

**LikeMinds321** · 09-03-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNT

Ummmm, LM...I don't buy whomp biscuits, they are not allowed in this house. I However make a mean homemade, old fashioned, by hand biscuit, so does the offer still stand for me?

Teresa

P.S. Ted said he doesn't make biscuits, but he was headed out to buy some now

Teresa ~

What's a "whomp" biscuit?

Actually, making them from scratch has been a favorite thing to do my whole life. I LOVE homemade baking powder biscuits and so does MrLM. I only began eating the Pillsbury ones a couple years ago when someone said they were excellent if you didn't want to dirty your kitchen but still wanted to impress a guest.

I figure if a guy can't cook, he can surely put some frozen biscuits on a tray and pop 'em in the oven for me. I'm so easy to please.

Since Ted is speeding to the grocer's this very minute, have him bake them for you when he returns. Let me know how things go.

LM

P.S. And to answer your question, Teresa, the offer is good for you too.

**TNT** · 09-03-2005, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

Teresa ~

What's a "whomp" biscuit?

A canned biscuit...you have to whomp them on the counter to open the can

Teresa

**LikeMinds321** · 09-03-2005, 03:32 PM

Teresa ~

Thanks for the biscuit lesson. I hate those things in a can. I can hear it now, and picture it, the ooze.

LM

P.S. Spoo, you can toss the biscuits at me if it's more fun for you that way.

curiousagain · 09-11-2005, 07:35 PM

ahem....
I am known for my home made from scratch biscuits. I make sourdough biscuits, cheese biscuits. I make them in the oven or in a dutch oven over a fire, on stone plates, in cast iron or glass or steel, etc. etc. etc. eepending on the taste and texture.

I am presently trying to figure out how to strap a dutch oven on the back of my motorcycle. <EG>

PS. I also make good ol' Southern Gravy from scratch.

Where did I put that bungee cord??

**LikeMinds321** · 09-11-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curiousagain

ahem....
I am known for my home made from scratch biscuits...

You can't imagine how overwhelmed I am by how powerfully seductive you seem at this moment.

LM

jcbicouple · 09-11-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curiousagain

ahem....
Where did I put that bungee cord??

uh, if you're heading to LMs: Can we come too? Not that we really need bisquits to get us in the mood but the thought of Mr & Mrs LM and you can sure do the trick!

As for Spoos question: We do both too but we tend to be a little more like TNT, no holds barred, and the fantasies just add to the already wonderful sex. Even the stuff we wouldn't do in real life makes for some wild nights at home!

My77038 · 09-11-2005, 11:57 PM

We have that sensual slow love making every so often. Oh and when we do it's GRRRRRRRreat. So goood. But of the time we end up loud bangin', break somethin' or wet somethen up facelick .

MM

Sweet_Candy · 09-12-2005, 06:10 AM

25% "under the cover 75% "monkey love"

Is our mode of operation.

magnum · 09-12-2005, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vespertine

For about a year we've been 50/50.

Hubby's mother moved in with us and it seriously cramped our love-making style ...or freak sessions, as I so fondly like to call them.

No swinging from the ceiling fans at our house anymore.

To change the subject, Vespertine, I just had to say, that I really like your avatar, very sexy.

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View Poll Results: Is your sex Mild or Wild?
100% of our sex is "under the cover" sex	1	1.49%
75% "under the cover" 25% "monkey love"	5	7.46%
We're 50/50	18	26.87%
25% "under the cover 75% "monkey love"	24	35.82%
100% "monkey love"	16	23.88%
I have sex with biscuits	3	4.48%
Voters: 67. You may not vote on this poll

09-03-2005, 11:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,648 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? Swing Lifestyle Name:Spoomonkey	Mild or Wild Mrs Spoomonkey and I have two distinct sexual styles - depending on mood. One we call "under the cover" sex - slow, intimate, connecting, love making - the kind you'd see through a filtered lense with lots of blowing linens swaying around you and that old song by Berlin, "Take My Breath Away", playing in the background. The other is "monkey love" - passionate, screaming, bed shaking - the kind you'd see shot on a handy cam in a cheap motel room, on a vibrating bed with a poor remake of "Jungle Love" strained through car speakers brought in just for the occassion. Typically, we end up doing the "monkey love". We are a passionate couple and don't mind making our furniture moan loudly. We are also a very "high frequency" couple, and I think that has some affect. We have "under the cover" sex about once a week, typically, and it is always incredible. For some reason, my best orgasms are during the closer times. Maybe because those times feel special - a down tempo, but somehow above the wildest times. So my question is - how does your frequency break down? How often is your sex linens and lace - how often is it whips and chains? Spoomonkey __________________ "Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities." - C. S. Lewis

09-03-2005, 12:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Vespertine Retired Mod Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,688 Location: Shangri La Status: Happily Married	Re: Mild or Wild For about a year we've been 50/50. Hubby's mother moved in with us and it seriously cramped our love-making style ...or freak sessions, as I so fondly like to call them. No swinging from the ceiling fans at our house anymore. __________________ Ves The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

09-03-2005, 01:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
TNT Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,559 Location: baker, fl, usa Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:tblonde312 Blog Entries: 38	Re: Mild or Wild Very interesting question there Mr. Spoo... We rarely have the kind of sex that is soft and sensual...for lack of a better way to describe it "movie love scenes". We do have/do it that way, but.... Most of our sex is what we call...Jungle fucking. Even though our normal sex is extremely wild and vigorous there is an undertone to it that trancends anything that can be described. We open ourselves up to each other in such a way as there is no subject taboo, there is NOTHING off limits in what we can say or do to each other, we bare our souls to each other and by doing this the wild sex we have leaves us both breathless, shaking and amazed that the love we have for each other allows us to share the deepest, darkest secrets of ourselves with the other. For us our Jungle fucking is much more meaningful and intense than when it's the soft, easy going sex. TNT __________________ Ted and Teresa No lifetime is enough unless you live it in such a way as to make it enough.

09-03-2005, 01:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
LikeMinds321 Julie's Helper Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 8,992 Location: On the couch Status: Married to MrLM	Re: Mild or Wild Spoo, how did you know? I love having sex with biscuits! I love hot-out-of-the-oven Pillsbury brand buttermilk biscuits (you'll find them in the freezer of your grocery). Slice them in half, add lots of butter, maybe some black raspberry jam or honey and feed me. Food gets me in the mood for sex. If a guy surprises me with biscuits I'm having sex with him in no time flat. LM __________________ There are so many more interesting ways to be than right. ~ Robert Rauschenberg

09-03-2005, 03:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
LikeMinds321 Julie's Helper Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 8,992 Location: On the couch Status: Married to MrLM	Re: Mild or Wild Teresa ~ Thanks for the biscuit lesson. I hate those things in a can. I can hear it now, and picture it, the ooze. LM P.S. Spoo, you can toss the biscuits at me if it's more fun for you that way. __________________ There are so many more interesting ways to be than right. ~ Robert Rauschenberg

09-11-2005, 07:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
curiousagain A gentleman never tells Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,091 Location: Tennessee Status: Single Male	Re: Mild or Wild ahem.... I am known for my home made from scratch biscuits. I make sourdough biscuits, cheese biscuits. I make them in the oven or in a dutch oven over a fire, on stone plates, in cast iron or glass or steel, etc. etc. etc. eepending on the taste and texture. I am presently trying to figure out how to strap a dutch oven on the back of my motorcycle. <EG> PS. I also make good ol' Southern Gravy from scratch. Where did I put that bungee cord?? __________________ "I never want to be the fat elvis." Jon Bon Jovi Last edited by curiousagain : 09-11-2005 at 07:36 PM. Reason: spelling, it's always the (&^^&()& spelling

09-11-2005, 11:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
My77038 Here to Stay Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 71 Location: Houston Status: Couple	Re: Mild or Wild We have that sensual slow love making every so often. Oh and when we do it's GRRRRRRRreat. So goood. But of the time we end up loud bangin', break somethin' or wet somethen up facelick . MM

09-12-2005, 06:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
Sweet_Candy Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 535 Location: Houston area Status: Couple	Re: Mild or Wild 25% "under the cover 75% "monkey love" Is our mode of operation. __________________ Sweet_Candy

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