Benefits of Sex

***JustAskJulie*** · 10-31-2002, 02:06 PM

I got this as one of those wonderful "chain letters", I left off the curse and just thought I'd share the list of "Benefits of Sex"

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the chemical endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

**Alura** · 10-31-2002, 10:31 PM

Thanks, Julie!
We're going to send a copy of this to a certain couple we're in lust with. Teehee.
Alura

***JustAskJulie*** · 03-07-2008, 03:56 PM

Just ran across this thread... anyone have any other benefits to add?

sweet_tna · 03-07-2008, 04:09 PM

Quote:

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

So that's my problem . . . (note to self: go SLOW and GENTLE)

=)

socolais · 03-07-2008, 04:16 PM

It's more FUN than a night at the bingo hall and EVERYONE wins!!!

**fun4Ds** · 03-07-2008, 06:44 PM

Sex at home, relieves stress at work.

Have a bad day at work

... Go home and get a nooner

...

Go back to work, and feel sorry for them bastards.

na-na-na-na- na- naaaa

havefuninsun · 03-07-2008, 06:49 PM

I've suffered from eczema forever ... and I have lots of sex in a variety of ways (maybe not as slow and gentle as much as other ways, but still ...) so -- don't believe it.

I do believe the depression comment. Ever met a truly depressed swinger? (maybe you have -- may not be a good example).

And the part about it being a good tranquilizer -- how many times have you been all uptight and had a good romp and thought or said "I needed that!"? I know I have.

"The more sex you have, the more you will be offered" -- well, duh ...

"Sex actually relieves headaches" -- I wish. I had always heard this. Now, it will take your mind OFF your headache for a bit, but it doesn't always work. BC powder works better.

I love these though -- if they're true or not. They make me feel good.

Mr. Sweet · 03-07-2008, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

So that's my problem . . . (note to self: go SLOW and GENTLE)

=)

Sorry Hun, but you've got real issues with #7

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

It's more like 2 can's a red bull!!

celtic239 · 03-07-2008, 07:04 PM

I swear to God I just printed out an internet article for the Mrs to read, it is entitled "Why should we have sex? 20 good healthy reasons". I am "challenged" concerning copying web sites and putting them on another site. If you want to read the article you can find it at http://www.softpedia.com/news/Why-Ha...ns-71825.shtml

***ownerspet*** · 03-07-2008, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

So a headache is no longer a valid excuse?

Chris&Amelia · 03-07-2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

Unfortunately, the marks left by the cat o' nine tails tend to sting for a couple of days afterwards,

Trace Ekies · 03-08-2008, 09:02 AM

Can I use the first line in Reason #1 to convince Mrs. Ekies that facials are helpful beyond the obvious reason that I love doing it to her?

**fun4Ds** · 03-08-2008, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trace Ekies

Can I use the first line in Reason #1 to convince Mrs. Ekies that facials are helpful beyond the obvious reason that I love doing it to her?

Why yes you can.

strathmore · 03-08-2008, 09:32 AM

Semen is nutritious... contains citric acid, fructose, and protein, all of which are nutrients that are also found in food... and an average dose contains only 10 calories. Also touted as being very good for the complexion.

sc4play · 03-09-2008, 09:04 AM

Celtic...we tried to access the web site but it would not work.

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10-31-2002, 02:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,271 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	Benefits of Sex I got this as one of those wonderful "chain letters", I left off the curse and just thought I'd share the list of "Benefits of Sex" 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the chemical endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

10-31-2002, 10:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Alura T-Town Playmates Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,122 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Married to Mrs. Alura	Thanks, Julie! We're going to send a copy of this to a certain couple we're in lust with. Teehee. Alura __________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers

03-07-2008, 03:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,271 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	Re: Benefits of Sex Just ran across this thread... anyone have any other benefits to add? __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

03-07-2008, 04:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
socolais nothin special Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 869 Location: Dallas Status: M. Male - half of a novice swinging couple SLS Name:Bruce_Melissa Blog Entries: 11	Re: Benefits of Sex It's more FUN than a night at the bingo hall and EVERYONE wins!!! __________________ Drama sold separately,,,,, some assembly required.....

03-07-2008, 06:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,960 Location: Indiana. Status: couple SLS Name:mrmrsfun Blog Entries: 15	Re: Benefits of Sex Sex at home, relieves stress at work. Have a bad day at work ... Go home and get a nooner ... Go back to work, and feel sorry for them bastards. na-na-na-na- na- naaaa __________________ well... at least we are normal pervs

03-07-2008, 06:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
havefuninsun insert witty banter here Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,190 Location: Virginia Status: Couple SLS Name:havefuninsun	Re: Benefits of Sex I've suffered from eczema forever ... and I have lots of sex in a variety of ways (maybe not as slow and gentle as much as other ways, but still ...) so -- don't believe it. I do believe the depression comment. Ever met a truly depressed swinger? (maybe you have -- may not be a good example). And the part about it being a good tranquilizer -- how many times have you been all uptight and had a good romp and thought or said "I needed that!"? I know I have. "The more sex you have, the more you will be offered" -- well, duh ... "Sex actually relieves headaches" -- I wish. I had always heard this. Now, it will take your mind OFF your headache for a bit, but it doesn't always work. BC powder works better. I love these though -- if they're true or not. They make me feel good.

03-07-2008, 07:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
celtic239 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 170 Location: new york	Re: Benefits of Sex I swear to God I just printed out an internet article for the Mrs to read, it is entitled "Why should we have sex? 20 good healthy reasons". I am "challenged" concerning copying web sites and putting them on another site. If you want to read the article you can find it at http://www.softpedia.com/news/Why-Ha...ns-71825.shtml Last edited by JustAskJulie : 03-08-2008 at 02:13 PM. Reason: fixed link

03-08-2008, 09:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
Trace Ekies Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 137 Location: Central Florida Status: Couple	Re: Benefits of Sex Can I use the first line in Reason #1 to convince Mrs. Ekies that facials are helpful beyond the obvious reason that I love doing it to her?

03-08-2008, 09:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
strathmore Here to Stay Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Ontario Canada Status: M. Male	Re: Benefits of Sex Semen is nutritious... contains citric acid, fructose, and protein, all of which are nutrients that are also found in food... and an average dose contains only 10 calories. Also touted as being very good for the complexion.

03-09-2008, 09:04 AM	#15 (permalink)
sc4play Here to Stay Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 50 Location: myrtle beach s.c. Status: couple SLS Name:mb4play	Re: Benefits of Sex Celtic...we tried to access the web site but it would not work.

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