Sex Accidents - What's Your Worst Case Scenario?

[Markspurangel]

Ok, I guess enough time has passed.........

Several months ago Ms Pure & myself were going at it pretty hard & heavy. I was having fun using toys on her, one right after another.......everything from the little pocket rocket to the G-spot vib she absolutely adores.

Anyway, we conclude our 2 hour long interlude & she starts having chest pain. Being a nurse, I'm immediately concerned & do all the normal things that need done, check her B/P, pulse, look at her nail beds/lips for any signs of oxygen depravation. Everything is within a normal range, so I start taking care of her further - "slow deep breaths, relax on the bed, monitoring her closely, give her two chewable baby asprin........" Nothing helps.

So, about an hour after she tells me she has chest pain, it suddenly flairs into "crushing chest pain, radiating to her left jaw & down her left arm with numbness & tingling of her left hand/fingers".

Dial 911.

EMT's/Paramedics arrive (by this time she has her jammies on, but it still smells of sex in the bedroom)

EMT #1 says: "What were you doing just before your chest started hurting?"
Ms Pure: "Watching TV"
EMT #2 says: "Is that all you were doing?"
Ms Pure: "Yes"
Paramedic says: "You're going to the hospital, because your ekg is abnormal, your having extra heartbeats that shouldn't be there."

(Remember this is about 3AM on a Wed night)
I say: "Ok, she needs to go"

Arrive at hospital about 20 minutes later, chest pain is now gone, without any meds or anything. Doctor finally comes to assess her about 3 hours later.
Doctor: "What were you doing before you started having chest pain?"
Ms Pure: "Watching TV"
Doctor: "At 3AM?"
Ms Pure: "Yes"
Doctor: "I've never seen a heart case like this when someone is resting in bed. You must have been 'exercising' earlier to throw all these strange heartbeats."
Ms Pure: "I was. I went for a walk before going to bed, trying to get some sleep. I haven't slept but a couple hours for a few weeks".
Doctor (looking at me): "I'll give you some medicine, but you need to follow up with a cardiologist later this week."
Ms Pure: "ok"

We left knowing what the problem was. She just had too much fun!!!! We did follow-up with the cardiologist, found no problems with her heart. But as a prevention, did start her on some medication, similar to mine.

So, $8,000 later, we find out I cannot give her 25 orgasms in a row, without letting her have a breather..............................

[bbarnsworth]

Originally Posted by Markspurangel

Doctor: "What were you doing before you started having chest pain?"
Ms Pure: "Watching TV"
Doctor: "At 3AM?"
Ms Pure: "Yes"
Doctor: "I've never seen a heart case like this when someone is resting in bed. You must have been 'exercising' earlier to throw all these strange heartbeats."
Ms Pure: "I was. I went for a walk before going to bed, trying to get some sleep. I haven't slept but a couple hours for a few weeks".
Doctor (looking at me): "I'll give you some medicine, but you need to follow up with a cardiologist later this week."
Ms Pure: "ok"

Argh! Lying to the doctor too... naughty naughty

I understand being bashful and not wanting to say what you'd really been doing, but it's not like doctors don't know people have sex. They're not monks with PhDs or something

It IS good that you were so careful in regards to her health. Bravo!

Originally Posted by Markspurangel

So, $8,000 later, we find out I cannot give her 25 orgasms in a row, without letting her have a breather..............................

Death by orgasm. Wow

[Markspurangel]

Well, she was watching TV a few moments before the chest pain started.

'Course we always have the TV on.................



And I was having fun giving her pleasure. I'll do it again, given half a chance.

[BiloxiCouple]

Having recently lived the cardiac situation. It's not as funny as it sounds. And yes, my wife is a nurse too. And she is still concerned.

[MrLuvamon]

I too had a cockring accident. I bought one in Nashville Tenn. at the largest sex shop that I had ever seen. I put it on there and drove back to Huntsvegas, Al. I wore it for that friday and saturday having one hell of a time since it increased my girth from seven and one half inches to about nine inches. It was so wonderful, I was considering porn with a cock like that(My length is ten inches easy)! Well on sunday I was showering getting ready to take my girl back on campus and I noticed my erection had not gone down. I had been hard all weekend but had not cared since we did not leave my house and were naked the whole time sexing. I tried to take the ring off but to no avail was unable to as it was toooooooo tight. I had to go to the hospital and after sitting for six hours the staffmember assigned to help me was a gay man that reminded me of Herbert from family guy, An elderly ephebophile who resides just down the street from the Griffins and impotently lusts after Chris and other young boys(does that explain the lust in his eyes for my cock?). The DR. had him use a jewelry cutter to remove the ring since it was metal. Once the cockring was removed my cock returned to its normal state in about an hour or so and I was told that my condition was called Gorilla syndrome. shit hurt but after ten years its funny now.