Sex Accidents - What's Your Worst Case Scenario?

[beaverz]

When Sex Goes Bad (Not to be confused with bad sex or no sex life)!

We watched the movie “Chasing Amy” over the weekend and could relate to the scene where they were discussing injuries they obtain while having sex. I thought it would make for a good thread.

Here’s one of our (When Sex Goes Bad) stories.

This occurred when my wife and I first started dating. We were in her bedroom in the dark. I was on top and raised up and pounding away. The bed was rockin and the headboard was slamming the wall (no one else was there, so no problem). Anyway my wife (girlfriend at the time) began to buck wildly, hell I thought she was really getting into it. She also started making strange noises (like gargling). I didn't relize anything was wrong, I guess half my brain was shut down due to the lack of blood flow, I just thought she was having a violent orgasm and plus I was doing all I could to stay on. She was like bucking horse, I was really enjoying myself.

(Hang in there it's nothing disgusting)

I began feeling a liquid substance on my arms and hands and noticed she was spitting and gagging. That’s when she finally managed to tell me to “GET THE HELL OFF” (she didn’t mean sexually). I stopped, got off and she got up and went straight to the bathroom. I stumbled around in the dark, trying to find something to wipe my hands and arms off. I figured she had gotten sick. Of course I thought to myself maybe “I fucked her too hard”. I knew I was good, but damn.

She came back in the room holding her head. I asked if she was alright. She said, no, I have an extremely bad headache. I asked her was it something she ate, she replied with “what are you taking about”. I said, didn’t you just get sick. She said NO, I didn’t get sick. She went on to tell me what happened. Apparently there was a 16 ounce glass of water sitting on her headboard. It tipped over dumping water into her open mouth and then fell on her, hitting her right between the eyes.

I obviously I wasn’t paying much attention and didn’t notice. Like I said it was dark and I was in enjoying myself. She was trying to get me to stop, but was unable to speak due to gagging on the water. She said she thought she was going to pass out from the glass hitting her in the face or drown from the water dumped in her mouth. She had a nice big bruise right between her eyes. Being the caring guy that I was back then, I had to ask “I guess a blowjob is out of the question? That obviously ended the night’s activities. We had to make up some story to tell her mom about the bruise, which was funny in its self.

Lesson learned; clear the headboard and leave some type of a light on.

Anyone else experiences a sexual encounter that went wrong maybe causing an injury.

I’m surprised the Fox Network hasn’t done a special “When Sex Goes Bad” right after “When Animals Attack”.

[findtime]

I laughed out loud when I read this!

.......Still laughing.

OMG. I'm glad she was ok.

[Vespertine]

Mwahahaha!

I about died when I read this.

We don't have a history of maiming eachother in bed. Nothing weird has ever happened to me in the past either. I'll have to ask my husband if he's ever had a "sex gone bad" moment.

[good times]

It's funny how something can be so funny that is so serious at the time.

We had a sex turned bad experience at the club one night. We hooked up with a couple and got a room with a Jacuzzi and what was supposed to be a queen bed, but was no bigger than a twin in reality. All four of us were on the bed having a good time, and the bed was bouncing and rocking pretty vigorously when all of a sudden Mrs. GT got pitched off the bed backwards. When she came down from her arcing trajectory she landed on her back on the step of the Jacuzzi. We all stopped and she slowly picked herself up off the floor while we were trying to choke back our laughter. Fortunately, she seemed unhurt except for a scratch on her back from the tile step which wasn't bleeding too bad and didn't look like it required stitches. Needless to say the fun was over for a while because it is hard to have sex while laughing hysterically, which is what we commenced to do after we ascertained that she was going to live and was taking her unexpected transition into extreme gymnastics in good humor.

[Atilla]

OMG, LOL, and OUCH!!!!

I'm sorry I can't entertain anyone with any stories other than a severe case of rug burn.

T

[warkman]

A long time ago my girlfriend and I were going at it pretty heavy in this tiny room where I was living on a twin bed. We kind of lost track of its inadequate width and rolled off together pulling a chimney lamp down on my head which shattered. No cuts, but a big bruise on my forehead. Earlier than that, one of my first sexual experiences (and most likely hers too) ended up with some pretty good penis bruising after oral. I think teeth were most llikely involved but I sure didn't notice at the time. Surrender

BTW, Atilla--nice avitar.

[pauldavidnews]

Last weekend my wife got into hard and heavy all Saturday. We fucked a couple times in the middle of the day, but the hard session came that night. She rode me hard for about a half hour and then demanded I get behind her. That went on for awhile longer until she told me she couldn't take anymore. To make a long story short, she's still sore a week later. She even had trouble walking for a couple days. We've gone at it hard before but not like that night. Needless to say the only damage done was that I haven't had sex since.

[biblonde]

We had some playfriends over our house for some fun. We are all on my bed, which sits kinda high off the ground, and haveing a real good time. The guy I was with decided to lift me up to pull me ontop of him and well we both went flying off the bed!!! and crashed into my nightstand. He ended up hitting his nose and my upper arm got the full corner of the nightstand into it. He landed first and me ontop of him. We both checked to make sure the other was okay then busted up laughing .. The next day his poor nose hurt and I had a huge bruise on my arm that looked like someone had grabbed or hit me. Try explaining that one at work...ummm I was drunk and fell off my bed...lol
although it hurt for a week it was funny.

[tracy1878]

a friend of mine had told me (i was young and inexperienced at the time) that if you flick the base of a mans dick, it's really great for him.... well, either i did it too hard, or didn't do it right cause my poor hubby (then boyfriend) flew up off the bed wanting to know why i was mad at him! Another one was when we were going at it hot and heavy and were allready sweaty... he rolled me over to do doggy style, and i ended up scratching my forehead with my fingernail by accident... i had a 3 in long cut going from my nose to my scalp... that was an interesting one to explain!

[Sonya]

Early in our Sex life we had a similar eperience to the water-glass-on-the-head-board situation. Only instead of water it was a candle on the bed stead......ouch!

We ended up with hot wax all over his chest and my thighs! (<~~~Cowgirl)

I know.... I know... you thinking "Hot wax? kinky!", but in the dark and unexpected, it was painful and ruined the moment.

.....................At least we can laugh about it now.

[beaverz]

Posted by Sonya:
We ended up with hot wax all over his chest and my thighs!

Ouch, it's a good thing the wax didn't land on your face or other sensitive body parts.

[EvilMJ]

Happily I can say this next story does not belong to me...but my sister .

Through most of senior high school she was involved with this guy - one of those on again off again sex things. So anyhoo...she and all her friends were down at the local hang out, the house of one of the guys in the town. While everyone was hanging out on the deck, these two snuck off the the garage and climbed up to the roof and proceed to have a go at each other.

What they didn't know was that somewhere in the middle of all this was that the father of the guy who's house it was had returned with his friends, so everybody decides to go to the garage (where all the beer is ).

Suddenly without warning the roof of the garage snaps and the two of them fall to the floor, buck naked, surrounded by everyone.

She certainly knows how to make an entrance ! (I'm just glad it wasn't me)

[SecretAsianMan]

Okay - this is just a fun thread I figured I should start...

A place to swap stories and share tales of FUNNY injuries or accidents which have happened to us during the throes of passion. It could be one of those "THUD - I fell off the bed and knocked myself unconscious" -type things... or banging on a sex swing and suddenly knocking your head into the night-stand -type stuff.

Keep it light & share some of our ...less than glorious moments!

[SecretAsianMan]

Here's a moment I had a few years ago:

I had brought my friend with me to a swing / birthday party for a friend of mine. And as the birthday boy was getting his b-day blowjob from one of the other guests. My friend and I were sitting on the next bed in the same room - just enjoying the sights and getting a little worked up.

I decided to shift positions... and next thing I know, I'm sliding off the bed and into the tiny little gap between the bed and the wall of the hotel room where at. My arms are over my head I can't generate any leverage - so basically, I'm pinned.

My first thought was... "Help, get me outta here" - but it was immediately squashed by the ridiculous humiliation of not being able to move and the idea of being stuck there all night while couples played all around me.

My friend was of no help - since she was busy laughing hysterically at my dilemna ...

Luckily, one of the other guests took pity on me and pulled the bed out from wall, allowing me to climb out from there.

Didn't really suffer any INJURIES (except my bruised ego) but it gave everyone a good laugh and relaxed my friend enough to join in the "celebrations" for the rest of the evening.

[jdavisauto]

Ok, this happen years ago while I was still in the army. I went out with a girlfriend of mine and did all the normal date stuff. We went back to her place and had a drink or two (as if we really needed more to drink). The foreplay started and as we got undress and after a few minutes of licking and sucking I got up to get to my pants for the condoms. Got the condom and put it on and when I turn around here she comes leaping up on me as I was standing, wrapping her legs around my waist. My back just said fuck you I’m not supporting her weight. We both went down to the floor. She broke her finger on her right hand and I strain my back. We both went to the hospital, she was place in a finger splint and I was place in a back brace. I told the guys in my unit that I hurt my back while helping a friend move. We both was hurting so bad that we never did had sex.