Sex Accidents - What's Your Worst Case Scenario?

***JustAskJulie*** · 03-16-2003, 03:06 PM

SO what's been your biggest sexual Hazard?

For me it would be the Cum in the eye... although he deserved it (so I guess it wasn't really me).

Sand in some very not so fun places would be another

Yeast infections (if I have too much sex)

Flori_DAMAN · 03-16-2003, 05:24 PM

Hearing damage from all the screaming.

John

03-17-2003, 02:10 AM

For us leg cramps and hip cramps seem to be the hazord we run into THE MOST. Some of those positions really twist the body!

FreakyBytch · 03-29-2003, 02:58 AM

Not being able to walk properly sometimes for a few days after my husband fucks the shit out of me. Lovely feeling though and I have no regrets at all

Brit_Pair · 03-31-2003, 04:07 AM

I seem to recall a news story where a naked couple (male & female) were found dead in a rowing boat in the centre of a lake. They'd set out for some water-based sex, and then there'd been a thunderstorm . . . .

Paul&Audrey · 05-16-2003, 10:17 PM

On occasion, while making love in the missionary position, the wife and i involuntarily, while in the throws of simultanious(spelling?) orgasm, have both arched toward each other hard enough to head-butt ourselves, rather painfully...
Are we the only ones???
Afterwards, its rather humorous to think of each other moaning in orgasm while holding our heads in pain...

Please tell us we arent the onlypeople this has happened to....

Brit_Pair · 05-17-2003, 05:10 AM

Have you considered wearing football helmets?

Paul&Audrey · 05-17-2003, 05:33 AM

Hey, didnt i see that in some lousy porno flick somewhere?

i believe we have done it a total of 3 times in 11½ years, so well just stick to the rare lil bump on the head... lol

Brit_Pair · 05-17-2003, 05:39 AM

Seems like quite a low (and therefore tolerable) pleasure to pain ratio. Surely worth the sacrifice for the delight of a simultaneous orgasm?

Paul&Audrey · 05-17-2003, 05:43 AM

That is a definate YES!!!
<EG>

OhioCouple · 05-17-2003, 05:43 AM

Missionary style is a rarity for us, but once while engaged in doggie style for a long enough period, we moved all the way up to the front of our bed and just seconds prior to climax hit our heads smack dab on the headboard (which is ridged). We were quite a sight to see for a couple of days!

Since then we angle ourselves on the bed when doing doggie style. Now our only problem is risking a broken neck from hitting the floor when we are out of control!

Brit_Pair · 05-17-2003, 06:28 AM

We've bumped heads on occasion, although I don't recollect it having anything to do with being immersed in the throes of an orgasm. More likely, it was down to clumsiness on both our parts.

We did have a near injury during orgasm once. She wanted to see me come on her belly, and so I withdrew at the critical momement, she reached down, gave my shaft the necessary jerk . . . and I shot her in the left eye, and up the left nostril.

A tissue and some Optrex minimised any risk of permanent injury.

But what a shot!

DragonsLair · 05-17-2003, 07:20 AM

Brit_Pair and OhioCouple,

Thanks for the visual this morning. I almost pulled a Sparky and got my new keyboard covered with milk and cheerios.

Oh, that's right, we bought a spillproof keyboard this time around. Sis, you might want to look into one yourself.

If you've ever watched The Matchmaker, with Janeane Garofolo, you'd know that if two people bump their heads together, it means they're meant to be together. What a great way to prove that theory.

DragonsLair

He is T. I am A.

Uneed_Love · 05-17-2003, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonsLair
I almost pulled a Sparky and got my new keyboard covered with milk and cheerios.

Lori and DragonsLair I guess I shall soon invest for some shares in the keyboard industry

You are such good keyboard customers that I should soon get wealthy!

Thank You Julie... without the swingersboard such a success story could not become possible for me

Have a nice day

JC

fun_pairTX · 05-17-2003, 03:54 PM

Hell we have butted heads, headed butts, rolled off the bed, fallen off the kitchen counter, overturned the couch, and I once got bonked by the ceiling fan. We figure its all good and stuff happens.

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03-16-2003, 03:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 24,502 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 75	SO what's been your biggest sexual Hazard? For me it would be the Cum in the eye... although he deserved it (so I guess it wasn't really me). Sand in some very not so fun places would be another Yeast infections (if I have too much sex) __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

05-16-2003, 10:17 PM	#21 (permalink)
Paul&Audrey Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 119 Location: near Delta, MO. Status: BiF/Str8M Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:luvtolickalot	Sex Related Injuries... On occasion, while making love in the missionary position, the wife and i involuntarily, while in the throws of simultanious(spelling?) orgasm, have both arched toward each other hard enough to head-butt ourselves, rather painfully... Are we the only ones??? Afterwards, its rather humorous to think of each other moaning in orgasm while holding our heads in pain... Please tell us we arent the onlypeople this has happened to.... __________________ Paul & Audrey

05-17-2003, 05:33 AM	#23 (permalink)
Paul&Audrey Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 119 Location: near Delta, MO. Status: BiF/Str8M Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:luvtolickalot	Hey, didnt i see that in some lousy porno flick somewhere? i believe we have done it a total of 3 times in 11½ years, so well just stick to the rare lil bump on the head... lol __________________ Paul & Audrey

05-17-2003, 05:43 AM	#25 (permalink)
Paul&Audrey Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 119 Location: near Delta, MO. Status: BiF/Str8M Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:luvtolickalot	That is a definate YES!!! <EG> __________________ Paul & Audrey

03-16-2003, 05:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
Flori_DAMAN Previously of MichiganCouple Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,100 Location: Vero Beach Florida Status: Single Male	Hearing damage from all the screaming. John

03-17-2003, 02:10 AM	#18 (permalink)
xerogirl Posts: n/a	For us leg cramps and hip cramps seem to be the hazord we run into THE MOST. Some of those positions really twist the body!

03-29-2003, 02:58 AM	#19 (permalink)
FreakyBytch SPAMMER Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 38 Location: My Asshole usually Status: Married Female	Not being able to walk properly sometimes for a few days after my husband fucks the shit out of me. Lovely feeling though and I have no regrets at all

03-31-2003, 04:07 AM	#20 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Retired Mod Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,635 Location: UK Status: Couple	I seem to recall a news story where a naked couple (male & female) were found dead in a rowing boat in the centre of a lake. They'd set out for some water-based sex, and then there'd been a thunderstorm . . . .

05-17-2003, 05:10 AM	#22 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Retired Mod Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,635 Location: UK Status: Couple	Have you considered wearing football helmets?

05-17-2003, 05:39 AM	#24 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Retired Mod Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,635 Location: UK Status: Couple	Seems like quite a low (and therefore tolerable) pleasure to pain ratio. Surely worth the sacrifice for the delight of a simultaneous orgasm?

05-17-2003, 05:43 AM	#26 (permalink)
OhioCouple Retired Mod Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,619 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female	Missionary style is a rarity for us, but once while engaged in doggie style for a long enough period, we moved all the way up to the front of our bed and just seconds prior to climax hit our heads smack dab on the headboard (which is ridged). We were quite a sight to see for a couple of days! Since then we angle ourselves on the bed when doing doggie style. Now our only problem is risking a broken neck from hitting the floor when we are out of control! __________________ Remember that human beings are complicated creatures. We like our bedtime routines but dislike routine in our bed times. - Sallie Foley, M.S.W.

05-17-2003, 06:28 AM	#27 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Retired Mod Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,635 Location: UK Status: Couple	We've bumped heads on occasion, although I don't recollect it having anything to do with being immersed in the throes of an orgasm. More likely, it was down to clumsiness on both our parts. We did have a near injury during orgasm once. She wanted to see me come on her belly, and so I withdrew at the critical momement, she reached down, gave my shaft the necessary jerk . . . and I shot her in the left eye, and up the left nostril. A tissue and some Optrex minimised any risk of permanent injury. But what a shot!

05-17-2003, 07:20 AM	#28 (permalink)
DragonsLair Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,020 Location: Cleveland, OH Status: Married Couple	Brit_Pair and OhioCouple, Thanks for the visual this morning. I almost pulled a Sparky and got my new keyboard covered with milk and cheerios. Oh, that's right, we bought a spillproof keyboard this time around. Sis, you might want to look into one yourself. If you've ever watched The Matchmaker, with Janeane Garofolo, you'd know that if two people bump their heads together, it means they're meant to be together. What a great way to prove that theory. DragonsLair He is T. I am A.

05-17-2003, 03:54 PM	#30 (permalink)
fun_pairTX Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,185 Location: Ennis, Texas Status: Couple	Orgasmic Injuries Hell we have butted heads, headed butts, rolled off the bed, fallen off the kitchen counter, overturned the couch, and I once got bonked by the ceiling fan. We figure its all good and stuff happens. __________________ fun_pairTX

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