Sex in a car... - Page 5

**Alura** · 07-11-2005, 02:06 PM

Like Minds wrote:

Example: If you were sitting in the front passenger seat, door open, and giving a blow job, and the guy was standing outside the car, this complies with the rule.

Well, Hell! I had no idea Rule #342 existed! I'm such a Hick Okie!!! But that's encouraging... It may be possible to have sex in my little red car, after all!

HeeHeeHee!!!

Mr. Alura

WesternSwing · 07-11-2005, 04:15 PM

The only FMF experience we have had was in the back of our SUV at a smaller version of Burning Man. All I can say is a Durango is allot bigger when you're drunk and horny.

Mr. WS

driveajeepnaked · 07-11-2005, 06:54 PM

LM-

Phew !! Thanks so much for researching this little known rule... I feel much better knowing that all those blow jobs actually counted!! facelick

Val

BradAndJanet · 07-11-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

Val ~

Brad's just giving us a hard time.

I've got the Car Sex Rule Book right here and it states:

Rule #342: Only a part of one person's body need be inside the car, and that person needs to touch the other person(s). Even if said other person(s) are outside of the car the sexual activity is still considered car sex.

Example: If you were sitting in the front passenger seat, door open, and giving a blow job, and the guy was standing outside the car, this complies with the rule.

LM

Alrighty then, if that's what it says, then that's what it says.

And you're right, I am giving you a hard time. I'm jealous about the leather seats! I love a woman on leather...or is that leather on a woman? I'm so confused!

-B

**Alura** · 07-11-2005, 08:44 PM

What does rule # 341 say, LM?

Mr. Alura

LikeMinds321 · 07-11-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alura

What does rule # 341 say, LM?

Mr. Alura

Rule #341: Having sex in a car can mean having sex with the car.

I found this rule very thought-provoking. It really got my creative juices flowing.

LM

driveajeepnaked · 07-11-2005, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradAndJanet

I love a woman on leather...or is that leather on a woman? I'm so confused!

-B

Personally, I save the leather for the motorcycle sex.. the Jeep has neoprene seat covers - just hose them off and you're good to go...again...and again... and again...

Motorcycle sex has a different set of rules than car sex, though...

Rule # 883 reads in part:
"...For safety reasons, as least on boot must remain the the ground at all times. Be sure the kickstand is positioned firmly on a solid surface, and the gas is turned off. The female should be sure to wear her approved eye-protection if she anticipates any fluids near her face that might hamper her vision...

Make sure that your battery is holding a charge sufficient to complete the trip, and there are no obstructions to either the throttle or the clutch before mounting ..."

If anyone has the complete verbage to this rule, please feel free to expand...

V

**Alura** · 07-11-2005, 09:41 PM

Like Minds wrote:

Rule #341: Having sex in a car can mean having sex with the car.

I found this rule very thought-provoking. It really got my creative juices flowing.

Ah, yes. That makes sense, and it also means there is hope for my little red car. Wait 'til you see the shift lever!

Mr. Alura

WildMiCouple · 07-11-2005, 10:04 PM

Jeez.....hadn't really thought about it much, but I guess it may be a kink of ours.

20 sum yrs ago, Tam and I were going at it for the first time in my pickup. She's laying down with her feet up on the sunroof watching my ass pump in the reflection, when she had her first orgasm thru intercourse....and she had had plenty of practice with others

That hooked her. She still doesn't believe I was a virgin

We've "broken in" every one of our vehicles. Even a rented scooter in the Bahamas

She's got a slight scar on her right knee from riding me in our vette.....just watch out for the seatbelt retractor when you girls cowgirl up on the driver's side. She kept at it til we were finished and then noticed the bloody scrape when she climbed off

Our most memorable was in my truck a winter ago. Heading home from a lounge, Tammy started giving me head. It wasn't long before I decided to pull over into a vacant parking lot to really enjoy her splended efforts. Now able to thoroughly enjoy it, I didn't last long. She swallowed as usual facelick ....love this woman....gave me a kiss and stepped outside to pee. Just as she's crouched a county sheriff pulls into the lot on my side with his spotlight on. Oh shit. I know he could see her bare ass squatting on the other side of the truck

Never saw her move so fast getting her jeans up and jumping back in the truck. He comes to my window while his partner goes to Tammy's side and shines a flashlight into her face. He asks me what we are doing here. Ahhhhhhh.....just kinda having some fun. He takes my id and stuff back to the car. Probably thought we were having an affair

He then comes back and says "take it on home Brett" We laughed all the way home. I kid Tammy that the only reason the partner shined his flashlight at her was to put a face to the bare ass he saw

We've recently got a used Vibe for our 16 yr old daughter. We kid her that we'll break it in before she does

It's even got a 115v outlet in the dash......perfect for a roadtrip for Tammy to use her Magic Wand

Brett (and Tammy)

WesternSwing · 07-11-2005, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by driveajeepnaked

Personally, I save the leather for the motorcycle sex.. the Jeep has neoprene seat covers - just hose them off and you're good to go...again...and again... and again...

Motorcycle sex has a different set of rules than car sex, though...

Rule # 883 reads in part:
"...For safety reasons, as least on boot must remain the the ground at all times. Be sure the kickstand is positioned firmly on a solid surface, and the gas is turned off. The female should be sure to wear her approved eye-protection if she anticipates any fluids near her face that might hamper her vision...

Make sure that your battery is holding a charge sufficient to complete the trip, and there are no obstructions to either the throttle or the clutch before mounting ..."

If anyone has the complete verbage to this rule, please feel free to expand...

V

Wow, for me a motorcycle is sex. It is the only thing Mrs. WS gets jealous over, but she never complains when I bring another one home. In fact, she suggests it. LOL

Mr. WS

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07-11-2005, 02:06 PM	#61 (permalink)
Alura Just a hick Okie Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,144 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Widower	Re: Doing it in a car... Like Minds wrote: Example: If you were sitting in the front passenger seat, door open, and giving a blow job, and the guy was standing outside the car, this complies with the rule. Well, Hell! I had no idea Rule #342 existed! I'm such a Hick Okie!!! But that's encouraging... It may be possible to have sex in my little red car, after all! HeeHeeHee!!! Mr. Alura
	__________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers

07-11-2005, 04:15 PM	#62 (permalink)
WesternSwing South of disorder Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,973 Location: Utah Status: Single Male	Re: Doing it in a car... The only FMF experience we have had was in the back of our SUV at a smaller version of Burning Man. All I can say is a Durango is allot bigger when you're drunk and horny. Mr. WS
	__________________ "Sex is something you do, sexuality is something you are." ~ Anna Freud

07-11-2005, 06:54 PM	#63 (permalink)
driveajeepnaked SybianPartyRental Hostess Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 411 Location: Western NY Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:wnyhedocouple	Re: Doing it in a car... LM- Phew !! Thanks so much for researching this little known rule... I feel much better knowing that all those blow jobs actually counted!! facelick Val

07-11-2005, 08:44 PM	#65 (permalink)
Alura Just a hick Okie Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,144 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Widower	Re: Doing it in a car... What does rule # 341 say, LM? Mr. Alura
	__________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers

07-11-2005, 09:41 PM	#68 (permalink)
Alura Just a hick Okie Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,144 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Widower	Re: Doing it in a car... Like Minds wrote: Rule #341: Having sex in a car can mean having sex with the car. I found this rule very thought-provoking. It really got my creative juices flowing. Ah, yes. That makes sense, and it also means there is hope for my little red car. Wait 'til you see the shift lever! Mr. Alura
	__________________ "They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it." —Will Rogers

07-11-2005, 10:04 PM	#69 (permalink)
WildMiCouple Never up.....never in Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 732 Location: se Michigan and se Florida Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:wildmicouple	Re: Doing it in a car... Jeez.....hadn't really thought about it much, but I guess it may be a kink of ours. 20 sum yrs ago, Tam and I were going at it for the first time in my pickup. She's laying down with her feet up on the sunroof watching my ass pump in the reflection, when she had her first orgasm thru intercourse....and she had had plenty of practice with others That hooked her. She still doesn't believe I was a virgin We've "broken in" every one of our vehicles. Even a rented scooter in the Bahamas She's got a slight scar on her right knee from riding me in our vette.....just watch out for the seatbelt retractor when you girls cowgirl up on the driver's side. She kept at it til we were finished and then noticed the bloody scrape when she climbed off Our most memorable was in my truck a winter ago. Heading home from a lounge, Tammy started giving me head. It wasn't long before I decided to pull over into a vacant parking lot to really enjoy her splended efforts. Now able to thoroughly enjoy it, I didn't last long. She swallowed as usual facelick ....love this woman....gave me a kiss and stepped outside to pee. Just as she's crouched a county sheriff pulls into the lot on my side with his spotlight on. Oh shit. I know he could see her bare ass squatting on the other side of the truck Never saw her move so fast getting her jeans up and jumping back in the truck. He comes to my window while his partner goes to Tammy's side and shines a flashlight into her face. He asks me what we are doing here. Ahhhhhhh.....just kinda having some fun. He takes my id and stuff back to the car. Probably thought we were having an affair He then comes back and says "take it on home Brett" We laughed all the way home. I kid Tammy that the only reason the partner shined his flashlight at her was to put a face to the bare ass he saw We've recently got a used Vibe for our 16 yr old daughter. We kid her that we'll break it in before she does It's even got a 115v outlet in the dash......perfect for a roadtrip for Tammy to use her Magic Wand Brett (and Tammy)

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