What kind of penis do you have?

[wrnakedru]

(Or for the ladies...what's your preference?)

The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The M&M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going.
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbell's Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.
The All State Penis: You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis: PENIS!
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Lays Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.
The Little Caesar's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!
The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, you're too good at this.
The Domino's Pizza Penis: Delivers in 30 min. or less.
The Monty Python Penis: "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"
The Monty Python Penis II: "Every sperm is sacred...."
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
The Charmin Penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis.
The Windows '95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin'.
The Reese's Penis: How do you eat your penis?
The Beavis Penis: Look! It's changing color!
The Sustecal Penis : More protein, less fat!
The Downey Penis: Come on Downey.
The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?
The Milk Penis: It does a body good!
The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It's the adult thing to do?
The AOL Penis: It's so easy to use, no wonder it's #1?
The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
The Psychic Penis: It knows you are coming before you do.

[Stolen from killsometime.com]

[Spoomonkey]

I have a Hollywood penis - because it's the year's biggest blockbuster

Spoomonkey

[dave110256]

I have the Energizer..........keeps going for hours, never goes down

[fun_pairTX]

Clapper Penis, clap on, clap off, nuff said...........................

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by wrnakedru

The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

Ew! I hope nobody has this type of penis!

[willygoat1]

Originally Posted by wrnakedru

The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

I am not sure if it is age or over use

[Crowded Head]

The AOL Penis !

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by wrnakedru

The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

I missed this the first time, but just to be accurate, the beatles are now HALF as big as they used to be...

Spoomonkey

[good times]

when you are really drunk and grab the wrong thing you could have the,

Allmond joy penis - Sometimes it feels like a nut.

[mrs good times]

Oooo, Oooo, I thought of another one.

Peterbilt - Keeps on truckin' baby.

[wrnakedru]

The Kentucky Fried Penis .... finger lickin' good!

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by wrnakedru

The Kentucky Fried Penis .... finger lickin' good!

If you're lickin' your fingers - you're missing...



Spoomonkey

[plainspeople]

The Dodge Truck Penis...Built Ram Tough!

However, mine is a Domino's Penis....usually less, but always up for seconds!

[Mike and Jan]

I had a friend in the service who had a really small penis. He always said that when he'd show it to someone they'd ask "Who do you plan on pleasing with that?" He said always smiled and answered simply..., "me!"
Mine's a little over seven but the best one I ever saw was a guy who had one with about the same diameter as mine but was about nine inches with a curve. I really found myself envious! Very nice looking penis!

[DBL D]

The Chameleon Penis-Changes color right before your eyes!

Male D