Semod 15 Posted February 12, 2009 Did anybody catch the latest episode of Nip Tuck? It opened with a guy who wanted a penis reduction because he spent so much time sucking himself. As they were interviewing him, he made a statement that "every guy has tried it". Guys, have you? I'll start. Yes I have. I've even had a number of dreams about doing it and succeeding. They've been those types of dreams where you wake up and it seemed so real. I'd never tell the Mrs about this, she's very anti guy guy. But if you think about it, isn't it really just another form of masturbation? Oh, and in the episode, another character ended up with a broken neck. From a car accident. Quote Share this post Link to post
it'sso 198 Posted February 12, 2009 I would never bother to try. I would have to break more than my neck in order to reach it. Quote Share this post Link to post
bbarnsworth 2,524 Posted February 12, 2009 I certainly would have tried when I was younger and could actually get in a position to do it. But, I never had the thought until much later..when I could no longer get in that position without causing serious bodily harm Quote Share this post Link to post
Willing29 66 Posted February 12, 2009 I had a friend one that said if he could do it he would never leave the house. I also remember a story from a gay fashion designer in NYC who said he had a back ache Monday morning from hanging upside down all weekend trying to suck himself . I just thought he was BS'ing us. Quote Share this post Link to post
Chicup 38 Posted February 13, 2009 I put this into more of the myth category than reality. It's not that some men can't suck themselves, but that it wouldn't be all that great. Sort of like being able to tickle yourself, it just doesn't really work as well. Let's put it this way. I know myself better than my wife, I can therefore give myself a better HJ than my wife, yet I will always opt for her to do it over me, because she's doing it so it feels better. Quote Share this post Link to post
BiloxiCouple 694 Posted February 13, 2009 XTube self suck videos It may be myth, but these guys are trying to prove you wrong... Quote Share this post Link to post
Hotwallabies 90 Posted February 13, 2009 I always thought it was a myth as well. Now, I only wish it was a myth, Biloxi! Yikes! Quote Share this post Link to post
Chicup 38 Posted February 13, 2009 I'm not saying it CAN'T be done. I'm saying even if I could, I'd rather get it from someone else. Quote Share this post Link to post
deeks242 15 Posted February 14, 2009 I did try it when I was younger ( and thinner) and could never do it. It's probably a good thing or as George Carlin reminded us "If could reach, I'd never leave the house. " Quote Share this post Link to post
Willing29 66 Posted February 14, 2009 YIKES is putting it mildly!!! Quote Share this post Link to post
NorCalRnS 21 Posted February 17, 2009 This seems like a good place for my first post. It's funny that this comes up. My wife (S) and I ® practice yoga and last week while we were in Plough I looked over at her and said, "If it were only a few inches longer, I could take care of this myself". No matter how I try, I just could never bend like that. But I've seen video. Now if you're a woman and can service yourself orally, you belong in a circus. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
SW_PA_Couple 4,018 Posted February 18, 2009 OK, I held back for a little while. But now I have to do it. There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, And cum on his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." 2 Quote Share this post Link to post
fun4Ds 1,097 Posted February 19, 2009 OK, I held back for a little while. But now I have to do it. There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, And cum on his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." Over and over I wanted to say the same thing Then the only other thing I could think of was. You know how women complain they dont want a man to push the back of their head down. I could imagine a woman pushing on one of the men who can do this and saying " Hows that feel, not so good does it... now you understand !!! " Quote Share this post Link to post
DaBo 15 Posted February 21, 2009 When I was younger and much more flexible, I spent many an hour perfecting the position and stretching the correct muscles. I did finally succeed, but was only able to get the head in my mouth. I did give myself a lot of pleasure that way, too bad I'm not in the same shape I was back then. Quote Share this post Link to post
almostnewbies 18 Posted February 21, 2009 OK, I held back for a little while. But now I have to do it. There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, And cum on his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." I wonder if the guys on MYTHBUSTERS would be game... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
SW_PA_Couple 4,018 Posted February 21, 2009 I wonder if the guys on MYTHBUSTERS would be game...I love that TV show. They would probably try to go it using a propane torch or a bungee cord or something. Quote Share this post Link to post
Tadahiko 147 Posted February 23, 2009 I've been able to just get the head of my cock past my lips in the past, and I tried it a number of times. The self-sucking was nicer than simply jacking off, but I never could stay in that position long enough to get myself off. It's just too hard on the rest of the body and it gets distractingly uncomfortable pretty quickly. I have not tried it in years. I should try it again and have my wife snap a photo if I get it! Quote Share this post Link to post
Tadahiko 147 Posted August 28, 2009 I should try it again and have my wife snap a photo if I get it!Just tried it. No chance at all, not even close. Old age is sneaking up on me...with a club! Quote Share this post Link to post
TheLorax 173 Posted August 28, 2009 I try from time to time, mostly to get a guage as to how flexible I still am. The best I ever was able to do was get the head in my mouth. Interesting, but as others have noted, it got painful shortly. I can still do it if I spend about a week working up to the flexibility (stretching daily), which isn't much different than when I could do it then. Now, if my dick had been 2-3 inches longer it may have been more interesting Quote Share this post Link to post
living_free 44 Posted December 21, 2014 I used to try it....could get my tip in but never enough shaft. I am tempted to try again..... Quote Share this post Link to post
louisvillemojo 41 Posted June 22, 2015 I used to date a guy that could. It seemed funny and interesting to me at first ( I was like 18, no we never had sex). He mentioned he could one day and I said I didn't believe him, so he showed me. He had maybe a 7 inch penis, and was a slender guy. He layed on bed then turned sideways where his back/butt went up on headboard and his legs were over his head, and he could reach. Not all of it in his mouth, maybe 3 inches worth. But anyway, he always wanted me to push down on him so he could get more in his mouth, almost kinda rocking his butt towards his face by pressing on it repeatedly. Long story short I quickly realized after several dates spent rocking his dick into his mouth that he was more interested in sex with himself then me and I hightailed it out of there. It's kinda funny now because he is occasionally on Tv or in the paper and kinda a local big shot, and whenever I see his face I can't help but laugh and feel bad for his wife, who I can just picture rolling her eyes as she rocks his butt for him like I did every night. Like seriously though, It becomes kinda obsessive for some I think. He wasn't interested in ME sucking it even though it would have been less painful and I could have fit more then 3 inches in. Who knows, maybe by now he can stretch so well he can swallow it all. When Yoga became popular I am willing to bet he was one of the first men to jump on that train! Quote Share this post Link to post
SwingAcademic 22 Posted June 22, 2015 I read an interview with Ron Jeremy years ago where he was talking about the movie he did where he self-fellated. He said that all he could think about while they were filming that scene was "Ew, there's a dick in my mouth! Get it out! Get it out! :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post
bogeyman 30 Posted June 23, 2015 I've actually seen that movie with Ron Jeremy, he's sitting in a chair while doing it. WHen I was a kid I could do it easily. I was very thin and flexible. I'd have to lay in the bathtub crossways though to do it. Ironically enough I've had reoccurring dreams of doing this and sometimes will actually shoot a load in my sleep. I'm afraid if I tried it today I'd end up a quadraplegic. Quote Share this post Link to post
GoldCoCouple 3,998 Posted June 24, 2015 Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can Quote Share this post Link to post
GoldCoCouple 3,998 Posted June 24, 2015 Why are most men called dogs? Because they are Quote Share this post Link to post
Guest Posted June 25, 2015 It’s nice that you can but why? Do you enjoy the giving or receiving. Seems like it would be more enjoyable to have someone else do it and there are lots out who would males or females. Or, if you enjoy the giving, there are many males who would fully cooperate and again, it would probably be more fun, I would think. Oh, and by the way, dogs do it because other dogs will only lick their asses, not their dicks. Quote Share this post Link to post