Amusing / Annoying Things about Profiles & M&G

[Coupleerotic22]

Just for fun, (I need a break from work) her are a few things I find amusing or annoying about profiles.

1. Profile weight of X, picture weight not even close, unless in a low gravity environment. Why lie. we can see you? - Amusing
2. Please don't be Rude, reply to email even if it is to say no thanks" then they don't reply. - Annoying
3. "We never have sex on first meet" or " We must be friends first" is on their profile - 15 minutes in to M&G they are asking if you want to get a hotel room. - Amusing & Annoying
4. "We don't do yahoo" - but will chat endless on Swing Lifestyle chat. - Amusing & Annoying
5. "If you contact us send face pics or no response" - but they have not face pics posted, on at least one occasion, not pics at all. - Amusing
6. Want proof of STD test, but don't have their own. - Annoying
7. Preference list Couples and Females, but profile says Females only. - Amusing
8. Contacted by couple, but they loose interest when find out wife is straight, JUST LIKE IT SAYS ON PROFILE. - Annoying
9. Unreadable profiles, (Hey, am no master of grammar and spelling, but you can almost always get what I am saying, I think, lol) - Amusing
10. They demand HWP as a requirement, even though they are not even close - Amusing
11. Demanding, snippy, dare I say rude profiles, (I have no problem with some stating their preferences, but can they not do it with some class?) - Amusing & Annoying

What things do you find Amusing &/or Annoying?

[sweet2eat30]

I find it annoying when we get a request for private pics without sending pics in return. I also get annoyed with people that don't bother reading our profile and then requesting a meet when they are not a match ie single males, people too far away, etc.

[exploringRM]

It's fun to rant about these things as they do get annoying. But a few comments

HWP has no specific meaning. And it's all how you carry it. Based on standard weight recommendations I am 30 pounds overweight, but I think I fall into HWP. But for someone who is at that target weight, HWP could mean thin.

Demanding profiles....I've read a few that are very specific and to the point of being insulting to those that don't fit their requirements. If that's what they want then they should spell it out. Saves alot of time..I don't waste theirs, they don't waste mine, etc. Better to get that attitude right out there in the profile!

[Coupleerotic22]

Originally Posted by exploringRM

It's fun to rant about these things as they do get annoying. But a few comments

HWP has no specific meaning. And it's all how you carry it. Based on standard weight recommendations I am 30 pounds overweight, but I think I fall into HWP. But for someone who is at that target weight, HWP could mean thin.

Demanding profiles....I've read a few that are very specific and to the point of being insulting to those that don't fit their requirements. If that's what they want then they should spell it out. Saves alot of time..I don't waste theirs, they don't waste mine, etc. Better to get that attitude right out there in the profile!

As for HWP, don't get me wrong I am not what I would call HWP, never have been, never will be. I am in decent shape, but even when I was in GREAT shape (just under 10% body fat) I was 90 pounds over the so called ideal body weight for my height. I don't call that HWP, in shape yes, athletic yes, but not HWP. It is not how I am built, I am broad and thick, everywhere. But I do find it funny how people demand it of others when they are clearly very out of shape themselves. Who knows, buy their definition I may be very HWP, I just don't see it.

And yes, I mean the profiles that are rude. I think it is great to be as specific as you like, but there are some profiles that are flat out insulting to entire categories of people. I don't see a need for that. It is easy enough to say what you want without being an ass about it.

[appliancesex]

Originally Posted by sweet2eat30

I find it annoying when we get a request for private pics without sending pics in return. I also get annoyed with people that don't bother reading our profile and then requesting a meet when they are not a match ie single males, people too far away, etc.

amen to that.

peanut and i have photos of our faces up. no body shots, but at least we're bold (stupid?) enough to not photoshop anything out either. we find it rather annoying when people ask us to send a photo of ourselves together. 'it doesn't have to be an x pic' we hear. it's not like we're going to come alone anyway, and we're the ones that need to travel 4 hours. we can face rejection fine if you don't see what you like. why not just be honest?

[CandLinPC]

People who want to Instant Message just to talk dirty and get off.

[CXXC]

I always enjoy the individuals who contact us looking for Girl Girl action without my (Mr. CXXC) involvement! The guy contacts us and says that both he and I can watch. I have even had one guy say that he would be with his woman while my wife pleased is wife! LOL! What part of full swap do they miss? LOL

Originally Posted by CandLinPC

People who want to Instant Message just to talk dirty and get off.

How the heck can anyone type with one hand and make andy sense??????

[Coupleerotic22]

Originally Posted by CXXC

I always enjoy the individuals who contact us looking for Girl Girl action without my (Mr. CXXC) involvement! The guy contacts us and says that both he and I can watch. I have even had one guy say that he would be with his woman while my wife pleased is wife! LOL! What part of full swap do they miss? LOL

How the heck can anyone type with one hand and make andy sense??????

Just curious CXXC, I know you guys swing solo. (BTW great forum post about you and The_Fuse, very hot!).

Does your profile convey that y'all play solo? If so I would think you would expect offers like that. Just curious.

[CXXC]

Originally Posted by Coupleerotic22

Just curious CXXC, I know you guys swing solo. (BTW great forum post about you and The_Fuse, very hot!).

Does your profile convey that y'all play solo? If so I would think you would expect offers like that. Just curious.

Thanks for the compliment on the blog. It is hot only because of Ms. Fuse! WHEW!! She is hot!

Our profile states that we play as a couple and as solos. The inflection is upon the couple play! However, people who send us invites like this jump beyond the niceties and social requirements of greetings, getting to know you etc... they generally jsut jump right to the meat of their desires.

I guess what makes these invitations and requests so surprising is the fact that they know absolutely nothing about us and yet expect us to just jump in with both feet because they want to fulfill their own desires!

[Coupleerotic22]

Originally Posted by CXXC

Thanks for the compliment on the blog. It is hot only because of Ms. Fuse! WHEW!! She is hot!

Our profile states that we play as a couple and as solos. The inflection is upon the couple play! However, people who send us invites like this jump beyond the niceties and social requirements of greetings, getting to know you etc... they generally jsut jump right to the meat of their desires.

I guess what makes these invitations and requests so surprising is the fact that they know absolutely nothing about us and yet expect us to just jump in with both feet because they want to fulfill their own desires!

I got you. I fully understand that. Seems the Friends par of FWB is lost on them. We see that as well.

[ClosetSwinger]

Profiles where nearly everything is mis spelled will turn me off and FAST! It does not matter how hot their pics off if they can't spell then I won't send them a message (a few errors are fine but when it's every other word...not so much!).


I have seen a couple of profiles also that say "must be HWP like us" but then when you look at their stats neither of them are HWP....that makes me laugh and shake my head.

I also hate profiles that have pics that are OBVIOUSLY 10+ years old. Why show pics of what you looked like 10 years ago? When you meet, EVERYONE WILL SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW! Same thing with the weight. I don't post my weight (this is the wife), but I DO have CURRENT pictures of what I look like NOW (meaning they were taken within the last six months or less). I think people that put they weigh 170 when you see their pic and it's obvious they are 220+ just make themselves look stupid.