Getting naked

[BiloxiCouple]

We can discuss all the details and problems of swinging to the smallest detail. This is cutting thru all the bull. This is a great board for detail and minute questions.

This is the question I like asking the "member of the week" for the last several years. "How do we get you naked?"

I want to add one extra question to this thread. "How do we get you or both of you naked and let's fuck"?

So what is your answer? It's time to swing. That's why you are here.

The answer for me (the male half). You have to be female and not nasty. Smelly or something physically wrong. e.g. open sores or nasty teeth

I am a pretty simple man. Yeah, I can get to know your personality or not, and let's get busy getting naked. The faster we get naked and busy the less chance there is of personality getting in the way There is nothing wrong with a drive by fucking, I don't need to know your name. Eventually it would be okay, no big deal.

I have had experiences where the personality got in the way. More of that than the looks. Personality is more important than looks in the long run.

I hope I was clear. Pain medicine is goofing me up. I might have to clear up a point later. I think I have hit the general idea.

[fun4Ds]

What makes you think we're not naked now Billy..... ?

Come on over if y'all want too, just bring a shovel. They closed the job down the past few days because of the snow, so I have no reason to get dressed this morning....

Oh, I guess Mrsfun has her pink silky Jammie's on now, but do I really need to explain four buttons and two hands pulling downward from the waist ?

[BiloxiCouple]

hahahah Fun4ds

I guess I meant all of us getting naked together

I'ld be naked except the wife brought a nurse home work. If she was a swinger.... Then no telling when the kids drop in.

Like that old saying, "remember when swinging was about the sex?" I think I am quoting Vegas Lee? Let's get back to the sex and drop the B.S.

[SW_PA_Couple]

It's a cryin' shame that 420 isn't legal. It's the best way I know to get people naked.

[JustAskJulie]

If I added this question to the interviews, you'd have to come up with a new question to ask every interviewee

As for the answer for me.... it varies with my mood. Sometimes it only takes a drink. Sometimes it only takes the right motivator or instigator. There are a handful of friends (ladies) who just proximity is enough to get my to let loose, no alcohol needed. I love those people, now if only I had one of them living locally... then again... it might be a good thing I don't.

If all of the above fails, to get me naked, turn me on

[LFM2]

I knew you were going to ask this question to the new interviewees.

It doesn't take anything for Dave to get nekkid. If a woman shows up and brings beer... he's outta his clothes.

I'm a little bit tougher on the subject. I require a slight breeze.

Really, we're a little tougher than that... if personalities match and we're all feelin' it... we're good.

[lustylearning]

The power of suggestion usually works for me.

[Trace Ekies]

Lusty Learning...you and Mrs. Ekies may be sisters...

We're easy to get naked...typically you just have to ask. If we're hittin' it off and you suggest that we'd all be more comfortable with no or fewer clothes, we'll probably tear something gettin' our clothes off.

Slut isn't good word...we just know what we like...and if we like you we'll be naked at the drop of the hat.

Trace

[YZF]

Since I got back to my Army weight of 170 and have a washboard again instead of the washing machine I used to have, you bat your eyes at me more than once and I get naked.

[CXXC]

A few months ago, I was driving along one of our nations great highways (Believe me, I am just kidding about the great part!!!) and came upon a fuel stop which sold several interesting T-shirts. One T-shirt, in particular, SCREAMED Mrs. CXXC. It was a bright pink spaghetti tank top with the words, "Tequila makes my clothes fall off!" boldly printed on the front. I could not resist the purchase as no truer words have ever been spoken regarding Mrs. CXXC and Tequila.

That being said, Having a hot tub is one of the easiest and fastest ways to get everyone naked. After dinner (If that was the planned event) and a drink or two, Mrs. CXXC or I will suggest that everyone jump in. Having towels and plush bath robes set up and available ahead of time makes the conversion from fully clothed to nude so much easier!

"When do we fuck?" This is only a matter of time before someone (Generally Mrs. CXXC) starts getting frisky in the hot tub. It moves from there to the bedroom(s) quickly.

Without the hot tub, I would have to say, the night tends to linger a tad longer before Mrs. CXXC or I will take the initiative to get things started!

[The Fuse]

I'm sitting in my office at my client, and I suddenly have the urge to take off all my clothes! Damn you people!

[YZF]

Originally Posted by CXXC

That being said, Having a hot tub is one of the easiest and fastest ways to get everyone naked!

We have wound up with naked people who have never been in the LS (one couple even became playmates) in our hot tub than we ever would have thought. Funny how no one would get naked for our pool but the clothes come off with no problem in the hot tub.