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| Here to Stay Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 25 Location: FL Status: couple
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OK so we had a bad experience with what we thought was a married couple at a swing club. It turns out, they are not a couple, but a single guy who had hired a stripper to play the part of his wife. We did not discover this until after we had sex with them. They portrayed themselves as husband and wife, and I let this guy fuck my wife. In return all I got was a BJ by this stripper, and that was not even to completion. Someone else at the club later identified the female as a stripper, and the word spread. We found out too late. The stripper was confronted, and admitted she was paid to play like she was the guys wife. Has anyone ever heard of this kind of BS? |
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| Has Left the Building Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 235 Location: utah Status: couple
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unfortunately yes, it does happen. We had some friends who hosted a small houseparty. They had been chatting online with a single male and knew he was a single but when he said he had a female friend that would accompany him to parties etc they invited him to their houseparty and after they had been there for awhile discovered that she was in fact a paid prostitute. That didn't go over so well with the other party guests. We have gotten into the habit of asking couples we meet what the nature of their relationship is and ask if they are married. If they say yes, our next question is, "to each other?" There have been times it turned out they were married but to other people. |
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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 733 Location: Naperville, Il Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:EdisonCarter
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Ed here--Oddly enough, Charley Weaver, of Hollywood Squares fame, was known for this practice. The host Peter Marshall mentioned this in an interview. Why there are cells in my brain containing this information is beyond me. Meanwhile, if this ever happened to my wife, I would be hard pressed not to find myself committing a felony. |
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| Laura's Male Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,951 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Status: Laura's Male
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Yes, it happens and normally it does not take long to figure it out. In a club or most parties many people know each other so the word spreads fast. Being in Vegas we get this at the club once in a while and we send them packing as soon as we find it. We have seen it happen at many other clubs across the country also. There are some clubs that don't seem to mind "pros" in them though. We tend to warn people against attending those places. |
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We've seen it, but we've never ended up playing with a couple like that (as far as we know). One of our early trips to the local club there was a guy who was at least 60 who showed up with two young girls who looked to be mid-20's. That stood out a bit, but stranger things have happened. As the night progressed it got to be more and more obvious that they were hired guns. He'd send the two girls over to a couple and the girls would try and get the couple playing with the old man. It was disturbing to watch, but fortunately no one fell for it. |
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| Better than Ice Cream Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,653 Location: va Status: Couple. He posts, She reads
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![]() I sure as hell do not want to process a visual of said information. As to the OP, yeah, it doesn't surprise me that people try it. I can't imagine it being successful over the long term (ie: more than once in the same club) though. | |
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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 133 Location: Toledo, Ohio Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:meetussoon2000
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Even as a big supporter of discretion, I would post his name, screenname, and tell everyone and every club owner we know.
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| Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 29,288 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard
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Yup... it's called a "Ticket" and just another reason why single guys are so often frowned on. Then again it's also the downside of not allowing single males at all... When clubs don't allow them at all they find ways to make themselves appear "not single". Our example was also a "married but not to each other" couple. Not fun, but you do learn to ask questions. |
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Honestly it's one reason we like to chat a bit online. It's also why we like to see a few pic's.. both play pics.. pics together clothed..and pics apart...it's really hard to fake that... at parties and clubs... much harder to figure out...but they can't keep it up...(no pun)
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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 437 Location: lady lake, fl
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There is a variation on this theme that we ran into a few years ago. At weekend hotel conventions for COUPLES ONLY, there was a guy who would register and say that his wife was parking the car, or make some other excuse why she was not there at the registration table with him. Turns out that the "wife" was nonexestant. All weekend long, she was "not feeling well" so she was "up in the room". She will be down "later". Yeah, sure! After the second time he pulled this stunt, the organizers would not register anyone until they saw the couple together. Last time we saw him was at Hedo II where he brought a stunningly beautiful girl from Sweden with him. Unfortunately, I got into a pointed discussion with her in the hot tub about politics. Up until then, we were pretty friendly, and she was sending signals that we would hook up that night in their room. After that, she wouldn't even consider having a go with me. What's the old saying? Don't discuss politics or religion; you're bound to offend somebody. Wow, did I ever learn the truth of that one. Never again!!!! |
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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,870 Location: South Central Indiana Status: Couple
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| Has Left the Building Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 67 Location: miami Status: couple
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We too have seen this happen alot at clubs, allways watch out for the old guy with the gorgeous young girl{s} & what we've seen recently alot and its sad is the {pimp/boyfreind} bringing in a couple of his girls to work the club to make a few $$$...we have heard girls in the orgy rooms,dance floor, bathrooms asking couples & single men for $$ for sex!!...
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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 198 Location: Texas
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We had a trip planned to a club with a couple we play with often here. A couple of days before we were supposed to leave, the female half fell off of a horse and broke a leg. We have known this couple for a while and they are good people. I was taking both Mrs. YZF and Quita with me and they have a no single men policy at the club. I offered that he could sign in with Quita as his SO and his wife was fine with it. Since it was planned and he and Quita were going to be there anyway I saw no harm in it. |
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The key here is to be selective. We have been to clubs and met or observed a couple where the female half was obviously a hooker. It doesn't take much to figure it out nor does it take much effort to avoid contact. A little common sense, a bit of discretion and little time spent in conversation before the clothing comes off would pretty much eliminate any 'surprises".
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