Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging - Page 5

***JustAskJulie*** · 02-17-2009, 04:25 PM

Even if it's already listed, just add it anyway. My original plan was the items that got mentioned the most would make the final list... I have a feeling the final list is going to have way more than 10 things on it.

lustylearning · 02-17-2009, 10:37 PM

Yay! I don't have to read them all

Assume that your rules and preferences are the only correct ones.

siren52 · 02-18-2009, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

That would be like the time I forgot to bring the (promised) condoms. Speaking of that, is forgetting condoms already on the Top Ten list?

Sometimes people do honestly forget, that's why I always pack a couple extra.

sweetmix · 02-20-2009, 10:09 PM

Every time a husband and wife are intimate with each other, push your way into their play and say, "Don't forget about me."

MrkLin · 02-28-2009, 04:57 AM

Get pissed off that girl A is more interested in girl B than she is in you - even if you happen to be girl C.

Assume that a bi female will automatically be attracted to you because you're a woman. She might want to play with your hubby instead of you.

I don't know why I didn't think of this one before: It's really damned stupid to assume that anyone has the same wants, needs, desires, fantasies, or dreams that you have. Your fantasies are yours alone - no matter who you share them with. NOBODY can ever live up to those fantasies - know that going in...

Parking in a neighbor's driveway while attending a party. (Yes, it happened.) News flash, Einstein - those flashing lights outside belong to the tow truck that is hauling your car away...

Criticizing anyone's oral technique while they're in the middle or performing oral on you. That mouth has teeth in it - 'nuff said...

tnt69couple · 03-01-2009, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fuse

Setting up an encounter as a "surprise" for your wife or husband.

Oh not usually a good idea.

bbarnsworth · 03-05-2009, 10:40 AM

Re: "Setting up an encounter as a "surprise" for your wife or husband."

Quote:

Originally Posted by tnt69couple

Oh not usually a good idea.

Well, usually. My wife and I have discussed her being the center of a gang bang, and she's receptive to the idea and receptive to it being a surprise, on the one condition that all the men are men she's had sex with before.

So, define "surprise" I guess

screaminggood · 03-05-2009, 12:14 PM

And I trust my husband enough that I'd be receptive to him setting up a gangbang with guys I haven't had sex with before!

2inSanDiego4u · 03-08-2009, 05:02 PM

IMO the stupidest thing anyone can do in swinging is to play when there are problems in the marriage/at home. We just heard of another couple we know who split up, and they'd only been swinging a few months.

NotSorry · 03-09-2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2inSanDiego4u

IMO the stupidest thing anyone can do in swinging is to play when there are problems in the marriage/at home. We just heard of another couple we know who split up, and they'd only been swinging a few months.

That's an excellent one.

ConnieJim · 09-22-2009, 01:39 AM

Thinking that swinging will put the "Spark" back in your current relationship/marriage and keep it from ending

NymphoWind · 10-16-2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

Good idea. Let's get it started. List your top 10 (or however many) stupid things to do in swinging. I'll take the top 10 and we'll add them to the Advice Section.

- Playing with an Ex
- Trying to play with vanilla friends
- Playing with co-workers

Breaking whatever rules that were set between you and your partner even just once!

Chicup · 10-17-2009, 02:35 AM

Assume that your mentally stable and drama free friends will stay mentally stable and drama free forever. Sometimes it takes years for the nutty time bomb to go off.

Additude · 10-17-2009, 06:49 AM

So -

Did this thread go from the; "Top 10 STUPID things to do in Swinging" to; "Top 10 STUPID things NOT to do in Swinging" ?

Then to just; "Top 10 things NOT to do in Swinging" ? Forget about it being Stupid.

Maybe there should be three lists.

10 Things to do in Swinging
10 Things NOT to do in Swinging
10 STUPID Things NOT to do in Swinging

SheLovesTheSun · 10-20-2009, 08:11 PM

There are some excellent ones in here! One stupid thing to do in swinging is get jealous of your partner being pleasured by someone else.

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02-17-2009, 04:25 PM	#61 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 29,294 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Even if it's already listed, just add it anyway. My original plan was the items that got mentioned the most would make the final list... I have a feeling the final list is going to have way more than 10 things on it.

02-17-2009, 10:37 PM	#62 (permalink)
lustylearning Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 814 Location: Virginia Status: female half	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Yay! I don't have to read them all Assume that your rules and preferences are the only correct ones.

02-20-2009, 10:09 PM	#64 (permalink)
sweetmix Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2 Location: usa Status: couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Every time a husband and wife are intimate with each other, push your way into their play and say, "Don't forget about me."

02-28-2009, 04:57 AM	#65 (permalink)
MrkLin Your Tent or Ours? Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 706 Location: mm Status: Couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Get pissed off that girl A is more interested in girl B than she is in you - even if you happen to be girl C. Assume that a bi female will automatically be attracted to you because you're a woman. She might want to play with your hubby instead of you. I don't know why I didn't think of this one before: It's really damned stupid to assume that anyone has the same wants, needs, desires, fantasies, or dreams that you have. Your fantasies are yours alone - no matter who you share them with. NOBODY can ever live up to those fantasies - know that going in... Parking in a neighbor's driveway while attending a party. (Yes, it happened.) News flash, Einstein - those flashing lights outside belong to the tow truck that is hauling your car away... Criticizing anyone's oral technique while they're in the middle or performing oral on you. That mouth has teeth in it - 'nuff said...

03-05-2009, 12:14 PM	#68 (permalink)
screaminggood Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 847 Location: Dallas TX Status: couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging And I trust my husband enough that I'd be receptive to him setting up a gangbang with guys I haven't had sex with before!

03-08-2009, 05:02 PM	#69 (permalink)
2inSanDiego4u ♥♥♥ Lovin' This! ♥♥♥ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 768 Location: San Diego Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:2inSanDiego4u	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging IMO the stupidest thing anyone can do in swinging is to play when there are problems in the marriage/at home. We just heard of another couple we know who split up, and they'd only been swinging a few months.
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09-22-2009, 01:39 AM	#71 (permalink)
ConnieJim Active Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 19 Location: Ridgetop,TN Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:ConnieJim	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Thinking that swinging will put the "Spark" back in your current relationship/marriage and keep it from ending

10-17-2009, 02:35 AM	#73 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,093 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Assume that your mentally stable and drama free friends will stay mentally stable and drama free forever. Sometimes it takes years for the nutty time bomb to go off.

10-17-2009, 06:49 AM	#74 (permalink)
Additude Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 623 Location: OBX-NC	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging So - Did this thread go from the; "Top 10 STUPID things to do in Swinging" to; "Top 10 STUPID things NOT to do in Swinging" ? Then to just; "Top 10 things NOT to do in Swinging" ? Forget about it being Stupid. Maybe there should be three lists. 10 Things to do in Swinging 10 Things NOT to do in Swinging 10 STUPID Things NOT to do in Swinging
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10-20-2009, 08:11 PM	#75 (permalink)
SheLovesTheSun Here to Stay Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 56 Location: tampa, fl Status: couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging There are some excellent ones in here! One stupid thing to do in swinging is get jealous of your partner being pleasured by someone else.

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