Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging - Page 3

**BiloxiCouple** · 02-10-2009, 02:39 PM

Touching or pokin' without permission.

Breaking out the camera and saying SMILE!!

**good times** · 02-10-2009, 08:25 PM

Getting emotionally attached to a playmate.

Note - this shouldn't need to be on the top ten, but I have seen it happen often enough.

**SW_PA_Couple** · 02-10-2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

Playing with an expired condom

LM

Hey! I heard that!

athenagirl · 02-10-2009, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotwallabies

Putting unattractive and sometimes downright scary pics on your Swing Lifestyle account.

Another really stupid thing to do is swing when you work for an organization that is directly opposed to swinging. I did this and it was a really bad idea.

Trying to swing without your partner.

How does an organization proclaim it's "opposed to swinging?" I mean, what kind of organization (other than a government organization that may demand a security clearance) needs to know about your sex life?
Just curious.
Athenagirl

Tia Vampire · 02-10-2009, 09:44 PM

Oh man Good Times, you took mine. It's all good.

The only other one I can think of that has not been mentioned yet is being too picky.

**fun4Ds** · 02-10-2009, 10:32 PM

OK, I have waited and waited to somehow incorporate this into a thread gently. Its never going to happen, so its time to say whats been on my mind for way to long now.

Dont fart in a limo, with happy swingers all stuffed side by side watching porno on the way back to the hotel.

Its wasnt me ! But I know I got the blame.

Peoples feelings get hurt !

Namely, Mine.

I saw the looks from everyone, and I will say again, It was not ME !

I will give the benifit of doubt that an accident happened. But even still, it was mean to let me take the fall.

That was a stupid mistake, if you thought I would keep my silence forever.

You may be silent and deadly, But I feel free now......

And just so you know, I know who you are.

**BiloxiCouple** · 02-10-2009, 11:13 PM

Throwing your used condoms under the host's bed.

MrkLin · 02-11-2009, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun4Ds

OK, I have waited and waited to somehow incorporate this into a thread gently. Its never going to happen, so its time to say whats been on my mind for way to long now.

Dont fart in a limo, with happy swingers all stuffed side by side watching porno on the way back to the hotel.

Its wasnt me ! But I know I got the blame.

Peoples feelings get hurt !

Namely, Mine.

I saw the looks from everyone, and I will say again, It was not ME !

I will give the benifit of doubt that an accident happened. But even still, it was mean to let me take the fall.

That was a stupid mistake, if you thought I would keep my silence forever.

You may be silent and deadly, But I feel free now......

And just so you know, I know who you are.

May I suggest you change your siggy to "well... at least we are normal smelling pervs"

The right people will get that...

friskyous · 02-11-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fuse

Setting up an encounter as a "surprise" for your wife or husband.

This one would work for me.. cause hey, I'm just that kinda guy. Not so much the other way though I would think.

**good times** · 02-11-2009, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun4Ds

OK, I have waited and waited to somehow incorporate this into a thread gently. Its never going to happen, so its time to say whats been on my mind for way to long now.

Dont fart in a limo, with happy swingers all stuffed side by side watching porno on the way back to the hotel.

Its wasnt me ! But I know I got the blame.

Peoples feelings get hurt !

Namely, Mine.

I saw the looks from everyone, and I will say again, It was not ME !

I will give the benifit of doubt that an accident happened. But even still, it was mean to let me take the fall.

That was a stupid mistake, if you thought I would keep my silence forever.

You may be silent and deadly, But I feel free now......

And just so you know, I know who you are.

Damn, until now I have been bummed I didn't get to ride in the limo with you guys. Little did I know it must have been my lucky day.

Speed & Trixie · 02-11-2009, 08:48 PM

Some funny and some serious, great answers. As Trixe and I are so new to the game, we will take this as an advice thread.
But as soon as we do something silly / dumb / funny we will post up!

Speed.

WesternSwing · 02-11-2009, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotwallabies

Another really stupid thing to do is swing when you work for an organization that is directly opposed to swinging. I did this and it was a really bad idea.

Unless you work for a sex toy retailer I think just about any organization is directly opposed to swinging, and definitely goes back to swinging with coworkers.

Here's a few extra I an think of right off:

Having to be drunk or high to have sex with others.
Pushing beyond your agreed-upon boundaries and thus creating drama for everyone involved when it goes bad.
Pushing beyond your comfort zone and resenting your partner and hating yourself afterward.

Mr. WS

MrkLin · 02-12-2009, 03:29 PM

Don't create drama - especially where none exists! (Some folks just aren't happy unless others are sniping at each other.)

Edison Carter · 02-12-2009, 03:39 PM

Susan here-- Allowing yourself to fuck stupid.

This is different than being fucked stupid.

WesternSwing · 02-12-2009, 04:00 PM

Here's another one:

Don't assume that just because someone is nice to you at the club or at a party that they want to have sex with you.

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02-10-2009, 02:39 PM	#31 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Touching or pokin' without permission. Breaking out the camera and saying SMILE!!
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02-10-2009, 08:25 PM	#32 (permalink)
good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,919 Location: Reno, Nevada Status: Married to Mrs Good Times Swing Lifestyle Name:randp	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Getting emotionally attached to a playmate. Note - this shouldn't need to be on the top ten, but I have seen it happen often enough.
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02-10-2009, 09:44 PM	#35 (permalink)
Tia Vampire Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,059 Location: Florida Status: Single Female Swing Lifestyle Name:tiavampire	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Oh man Good Times, you took mine. It's all good. The only other one I can think of that has not been mentioned yet is being too picky.

02-10-2009, 10:32 PM	#36 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,489 Location: Behind door #2 Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:mrmrsfun	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging OK, I have waited and waited to somehow incorporate this into a thread gently. Its never going to happen, so its time to say whats been on my mind for way to long now. Dont fart in a limo, with happy swingers all stuffed side by side watching porno on the way back to the hotel. Its wasnt me ! But I know I got the blame. Peoples feelings get hurt ! Namely, Mine. I saw the looks from everyone, and I will say again, It was not ME ! I will give the benifit of doubt that an accident happened. But even still, it was mean to let me take the fall. That was a stupid mistake, if you thought I would keep my silence forever. You may be silent and deadly, But I feel free now...... And just so you know, I know who you are.

02-10-2009, 11:13 PM	#37 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Throwing your used condoms under the host's bed.
	__________________ *Live in the moment before they are gone.*

02-11-2009, 08:48 PM	#41 (permalink)
Speed & Trixie Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 315 Location: Colorado Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:TrixieNSpeed	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Some funny and some serious, great answers. As Trixe and I are so new to the game, we will take this as an advice thread. But as soon as we do something silly / dumb / funny we will post up! Speed.
	__________________ Speed & Trixie

02-12-2009, 03:29 PM	#43 (permalink)
MrkLin Your Tent or Ours? Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 706 Location: mm Status: Couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Don't create drama - especially where none exists! (Some folks just aren't happy unless others are sniping at each other.)

02-12-2009, 03:39 PM	#44 (permalink)
Edison Carter Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 734 Location: Naperville, Il Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:EdisonCarter	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Susan here-- Allowing yourself to fuck stupid. This is different than being fucked stupid.

02-12-2009, 04:00 PM	#45 (permalink)
WesternSwing South of disorder Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,973 Location: Utah Status: Single Male	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Here's another one: Don't assume that just because someone is nice to you at the club or at a party that they want to have sex with you.
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