Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging - Page 2

MrkLin · 02-08-2009, 01:36 PM

Getting into a political, religious, or any other kind of controversial discussion anywhere even remotely near a lifestyle function of any type.

Indulging in 'gassy' or 'aromatic' foods or beverages before or during a meeting. I'll be blunt here - garlic is NOT a cologne!

Setting your expectations so high that there's no possible way for anyone to possibly meet them. You can do anything you want in your fantasies, but you have to keep things real in real life - hence the name.

**LFM2** · 02-08-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by two4youinswva

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I shouldn't drink and post. It's almost like drunk dialing.

**two4youinswva** · 02-08-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotwallabies

Putting unattractive and sometimes downright scary pics on your Swing Lifestyle account.

One that kind of ties in with the picture theme you've mentioned is, taking really sexy pictures of her in that cute piece of lingerie, while she's posing in front of a stack of dirty dishes or a weeks worth of dirty laundry that's in the floor.

exploringRM · 02-08-2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MrkLin

Indulging in 'gassy' or 'aromatic' foods or beverages before or during a meeting. I'll be blunt here - garlic is NOT a cologne!

I love to cook and in the vanilla world always bring adventurous food to a party. What I'm used to cooking is spicy, hot, garlicy, etc. Now I get cooking block when trying to figure out what to bring to a house party..lol.

MrkLin · 02-09-2009, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by exploringRM

I love to cook and in the vanilla world always bring adventurous food to a party. What I'm used to cooking is spicy, hot, garlicy, etc. Now I get cooking block when trying to figure out what to bring to a house party..lol.

We ask couples to bring a snack to share with everyone attending our parties - nothing fancy, just whatever they like to snack on. As a result, we always have a lot of different finger foods laid out in the kitchen for folks to partake in. We've seen everything from chips & salsa to cantaloupe wrapped in prosciutto - but the one thing that stands in my mind was a huge, delicious looking "Traveling Taco." It was basically a platter piled high with refried beans, seasoned beef, shredded lettuce, cheese, salsa, sour cream, sliced black olives - you get the picture. The idea was that you used a spoon to spread a bit of this concoction onto tortilla chips, one at a time, then eat them. It went literally untouched the whole evening, until just before the party started to break up. Nobody wanted to get into that huge pile of beans and be the first one to become "musical" over the course of the evening. Of course once the party was about over, and folks were dressed and getting ready to go home, all bets were off...

screaminggood · 02-09-2009, 10:44 AM

Having an argument at the club/party with your spouse.

Do those people really think anyone will want to play with them afterward?

**BiloxiCouple** · 02-09-2009, 01:41 PM

Taking your wife to an on-premise club and not telling her what kind of club it is until she hits the play area

Hotwallabies · 02-09-2009, 04:37 PM

I don't know if it's a stupid top ten but another thing we did was not realizing that swinging takes quite a bit of effort. You have to seek people out, chat with them, send pics, go out to meet, and after what could've been weeks of build up you may not hit it off (which I would say you don't with most people) then you have to start all over again. I thought swinging was going to be a lot easier than it is. I guess I just imagined the sex and never considered the work it took to get to the sex. Doh!

exploringRM · 02-09-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotwallabies

... I thought swinging was going to be a lot easier than it is. I guess I just imagined the sex and never considered the work it took to get to the sex. Doh!

We were just discussing that the other night with another couple (at a hotel takeover...OMG what fun!). We thought it would be a free-for-all when we first started. Had no idea of the different ways people like to swing, the sheer amount of couples just looking for a single female (and not interested in couples), finding people you can talk too and also think they are hot when they are naked..lol.

**two4youinswva** · 02-09-2009, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by screaminggood

Having an argument at the club/party with your spouse.

This!

That's like the swinging death sentence.

siren52 · 02-10-2009, 11:50 AM

can I add "getting jealous" to the list?

**BiloxiCouple** · 02-10-2009, 12:41 PM

Gossiping about everyone and wondering why no one plays with you.

socolais · 02-10-2009, 01:33 PM

Going to the party with the expectation of getting laid

LikeMinds321 · 02-10-2009, 02:15 PM

Playing with an expired condom

LM

jnksexyduo · 02-10-2009, 02:29 PM

1. Thinking that JUST because someone is a swinger they are going to have sex with you.
2. Being pushy and over bearing when the situation doesn't call for it (some people like dominated some don't)
3. Getting way to wasted that you can't even undress yourself

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02-08-2009, 01:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
MrkLin Your Tent or Ours? Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 706 Location: mm Status: Couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Getting into a political, religious, or any other kind of controversial discussion anywhere even remotely near a lifestyle function of any type. Indulging in 'gassy' or 'aromatic' foods or beverages before or during a meeting. I'll be blunt here - garlic is NOT a cologne! Setting your expectations so high that there's no possible way for anyone to possibly meet them. You can do anything you want in your fantasies, but you have to keep things real in real life - hence the name.

02-09-2009, 10:44 AM	#21 (permalink)
screaminggood Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 847 Location: Dallas TX Status: couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Having an argument at the club/party with your spouse. Do those people really think anyone will want to play with them afterward?

02-09-2009, 01:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Taking your wife to an on-premise club and not telling her what kind of club it is until she hits the play area
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02-09-2009, 04:37 PM	#23 (permalink)
Hotwallabies Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 106 Location: New Mexico Status: Couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging I don't know if it's a stupid top ten but another thing we did was not realizing that swinging takes quite a bit of effort. You have to seek people out, chat with them, send pics, go out to meet, and after what could've been weeks of build up you may not hit it off (which I would say you don't with most people) then you have to start all over again. I thought swinging was going to be a lot easier than it is. I guess I just imagined the sex and never considered the work it took to get to the sex. Doh!
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02-10-2009, 11:50 AM	#26 (permalink)
siren52 Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 27 Location: Macungie, PA Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:siren52	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging can I add "getting jealous" to the list?
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02-10-2009, 12:41 PM	#27 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Gossiping about everyone and wondering why no one plays with you.
	__________________ *Live in the moment before they are gone.*

02-10-2009, 01:33 PM	#28 (permalink)
socolais nothin special Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,251 Location: Dallas Status: M. Male - half of a novice swinging couple Swing Lifestyle Name:Bruce_Melissa	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Going to the party with the expectation of getting laid
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02-10-2009, 02:15 PM	#29 (permalink)
LikeMinds321 I'll think about it Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 10,099 Location: With Wild Things Status: Married Female	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging Playing with an expired condom LM

02-10-2009, 02:29 PM	#30 (permalink)
jnksexyduo Registered Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4 Location: Pittsburgh PA Status: Couple	Re: Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging 1. Thinking that JUST because someone is a swinger they are going to have sex with you. 2. Being pushy and over bearing when the situation doesn't call for it (some people like dominated some don't) 3. Getting way to wasted that you can't even undress yourself

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