Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding...

jjtrindc · 08-27-2008, 09:33 PM

We sit at the reception and play a guessing game of who is most likely to be swingers. We force the DJ to switch over from that boring stuff he has been playing. Once we get the music going we dirty dance with the Bride. We make out during the slow dances. Geesh, please don't invite swingers to your wedding.

sweet_tna · 08-27-2008, 10:07 PM

But then the reception is SO much more interesting . . .

=)

SecretAsianMan · 08-27-2008, 11:49 PM

nothing wrong with inviting swingers to a wedding - MOST folk know when it's time to play and when it's time to play it 'straight'

aster · 08-28-2008, 02:53 AM

HAHAHA....i was the photographer at a wedding last weekend, and there were about 100 people there, and I thought, "I bet at least ONE person here is a swinger!"

and I searched and sized people up, and thought about it hard...

and then realized...."i'm stupid...I'M the swinger." haha. :-)

**BiloxiCouple** · 08-28-2008, 08:33 AM

You'll have help consumating the wedding....

bbarnsworth · 08-28-2008, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aster

HAHAHA....i was the photographer at a wedding last weekend, and there were about 100 people there, and I thought, "I bet at least ONE person here is a swinger!"

and I searched and sized people up, and thought about it hard...

and then realized...."i'm stupid...I'M the swinger." haha. :-)

Well, chances are at least a couple of others were swingers too.

Greg & Sheryl · 08-28-2008, 10:53 AM

Except for the pastor, ours was an all-swingers wedding, and we went to a strip club for the reception!

***JustAskJulie*** · 08-28-2008, 11:15 AM

Of those at our wedding half were swingers

(not counting the chapel staff - but then who knows about them).

I tend to avoid drinking at occasions such as that for fear that I will do something I shouldn't....

bbarnsworth · 08-28-2008, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg & Sheryl

Except for the pastor, ours was an all-swingers wedding, and we went to a strip club for the reception!

You never know about religious figures. In college, the club I was in had some amazing parties. This was in part because a priest frequently paid for our alcohol. Yes, we invited him to the parties. Yes, he occasionally came and was a lot of fun, collar and all

I wonder though what his bishop would have thought...

RANDJ4FUN · 08-28-2008, 03:44 PM

For our "honeymoon" Such as it was we went to a swinger party. One of our lady friends gave me a champaigne blow job for a wedding gift. Which was perfect because I couldn't return it. My brides wedding gift was being taught how to give a champaigne blow job.
I think I got the better gift.
Russ

jjtrindc · 08-29-2008, 07:55 AM

What is a champagne blowjob? Details, details?

bendmeovernow · 08-29-2008, 08:52 AM

when we get the house we want, a ranch house type on 10 acres of land and no neighbors to bother us.. heheheh we are having a style wedding.. you know the type.. clothing optional..... orgy room by the dance floor.. heheheh ohh i can't wait.. it will def be a no vanilla wedding. hehehe

**fun4Ds** · 08-29-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjtrindc

What is a champagne blowjob? Details, details?

You got me wondering also

Quote:

Originally Posted by bendmeovernow

when we get the house we want, a ranch house type on 10 acres of land and no neighbors to bother us.. heheheh we are having a style wedding.. you know the type.. clothing optional..... orgy room by the dance floor.. heheheh ohh i can't wait.. it will def be a no vanilla wedding. hehehe

Well I bet your going to have some very happy guests..... So when do we show up ?

bendmeovernow · 08-30-2008, 11:09 AM

hehehehe ohh your more then welcome to make it out for it. it will be a few yrs i do think.. but what an occasion that it's worth waiting for.. ohhh i sooo can't wait. i know it's normal to give a kiss to the bride.. but it never says where to kiss.. hehehe

Well I bet your going to have some very happy guests..... So when do we show up ?

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RANDJ4FUN · 08-30-2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jjtrindc

What is a champagne blowjob? Details, details?

Simple. The lady gives you head with her mouth full of champainge. Takes some time to master but those crazy bubbles really tickle.
A gentleman (or bi-lady) can also fill thier mouth with champainge and give a lady's clit a treat. Like I said -- those crazy bubbles really tickle.
Russ

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08-27-2008, 09:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
jjtrindc Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 190 Location: Washington DC/NoVA Status: Couple SLS Name:jjtrindc	Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... We sit at the reception and play a guessing game of who is most likely to be swingers. We force the DJ to switch over from that boring stuff he has been playing. Once we get the music going we dirty dance with the Bride. We make out during the slow dances. Geesh, please don't invite swingers to your wedding. __________________ Get nekkid with us at Desire Cancun May 9-16! In DC? We’re JJTRINDC on SLS and LL

08-27-2008, 10:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,930 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet SLS Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... But then the reception is SO much more interesting . . . =) __________________ I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than die wondering what it's like.

08-27-2008, 11:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 478 Location: Los Angeles Status: Single Male SLS Name:Secret_Asian_Man	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... nothing wrong with inviting swingers to a wedding - MOST folk know when it's time to play and when it's time to play it 'straight' __________________ I used to be indecisive... now I'm not so sure.

08-28-2008, 02:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
aster Active Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 42 Location: san jose, ca Status: single female SLS Name:aster13 Blog Entries: 17	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... HAHAHA....i was the photographer at a wedding last weekend, and there were about 100 people there, and I thought, "I bet at least ONE person here is a swinger!" and I searched and sized people up, and thought about it hard... and then realized...."i'm stupid...I'M the swinger." haha. :-) __________________ "Why Not?" is a slogan for an interesting life. - Mason Cooley

08-28-2008, 08:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple YOUR PLACE OR OURS?? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,763 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits SLS Name:graceful	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... You'll have help consumating the wedding.... __________________ Billy & Elaine You can't fix stupid...

08-28-2008, 10:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
Greg & Sheryl Blogging Swingers Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 722 Location: Denver, CO Status: Couple	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... Except for the pastor, ours was an all-swingers wedding, and we went to a strip club for the reception! __________________ Greg & Sheryl

08-28-2008, 11:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,307 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... Of those at our wedding half were swingers (not counting the chapel staff - but then who knows about them). I tend to avoid drinking at occasions such as that for fear that I will do something I shouldn't....

08-28-2008, 03:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
RANDJ4FUN Here to Stay Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 32 Location: dayton,oh Status: couple SLS Name:RANDJ4FUN	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... For our "honeymoon" Such as it was we went to a swinger party. One of our lady friends gave me a champaigne blow job for a wedding gift. Which was perfect because I couldn't return it. My brides wedding gift was being taught how to give a champaigne blow job. I think I got the better gift. Russ

08-29-2008, 07:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
jjtrindc Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 190 Location: Washington DC/NoVA Status: Couple SLS Name:jjtrindc	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... What is a champagne blowjob? Details, details? __________________ Get nekkid with us at Desire Cancun May 9-16! In DC? We’re JJTRINDC on SLS and LL

08-29-2008, 08:52 AM	#12 (permalink)
bendmeovernow Active Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 34 Location: texas Status: cpl SLS Name:winterlovin and amorell	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... when we get the house we want, a ranch house type on 10 acres of land and no neighbors to bother us.. heheheh we are having a style wedding.. you know the type.. clothing optional..... orgy room by the dance floor.. heheheh ohh i can't wait.. it will def be a no vanilla wedding. hehehe

08-30-2008, 11:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
bendmeovernow Active Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 34 Location: texas Status: cpl SLS Name:winterlovin and amorell	Re: Don't invite Swingers to your Wedding... hehehehe ohh your more then welcome to make it out for it. it will be a few yrs i do think.. but what an occasion that it's worth waiting for.. ohhh i sooo can't wait. i know it's normal to give a kiss to the bride.. but it never says where to kiss.. hehehe Well I bet your going to have some very happy guests..... So when do we show up ? [/quote]

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