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Old 07-04-2008, 05:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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We noticed an unusual car parked on the street in front of the house this morning. Didn't think much about it at the time. Not an everyday thing, but not unheard of either. About 3:00 this afternoon I was fixing myself a snack in the kitchen and saw another car drive up close to it. The passenger got out, dressed in total theme party slut-wear (plastic grass skirt, black panties and probably a dozen scarves draped over her shoulders), got into the parked car and drove away. I nearly spilled my beer reaching to spread the blinds so I could get a better look. I don't remember her hair (the swaying of the grass distracted me), but she was comfortably plump (about typical for a swingers profile).

Sombody had a house party and didn't invite me..........
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Old 07-04-2008, 06:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok...I'm sitting here laughing my behind off! I could nearly see your face, oh that was priceless! The hidden world of swingers...you just never know!
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Old 07-04-2008, 07:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I nearly spilled my beer reaching to spread the blinds so I could get a better look.

Sombody had a house party and didn't invite me..........
You really should go to those neighborhood association meetings more often, you might be missing more than you think!
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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See the media does have an influence.. Swingtowns is a HIT, LOL


Now the immediate key tasks are:

Remembering what the Car looked like, so if need be you can locate it again.. and ask her , Won't you be my neighbor..

Figuring out who had the party, and how to get on thier guest lists..

We have a house locally, like within visual distance that, once a month, the driveway, and the lawn get loaded with cars til the wee hours of the morning.. the Mrs and i chuckle when it happens, cause the draipes are usually tactfully open are drawn and its easy to see the lights are on in the whole house

Hmm wonder what THEY'RE doing...
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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We have a house locally, like within visual distance that, once a month, the driveway, and the lawn get loaded with cars til the wee hours of the morning.. the Mrs and i chuckle when it happens, cause the draipes are usually tactfully open are drawn and its easy to see the lights are on in the whole house

Hmm wonder what THEY'RE doing...
Bible study would be my guess.
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm packing up and moving across the lake as fast as I can! I'll pick up the flowers for the lei grass along the way!
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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next time you see that car parked nearby, go start asking your neighbors if you can borrow a cup of sugar...
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next time you see that car parked nearby, go start asking your neighbors if you can borrow a cup of sugar...
I have a plan,,,,, the trash is normally collected on Tuesday mornings. A big party should make a big trash pile.....
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We are hoping for some of your luck - the house next door is for sale!
The one that looks down into our hot tub!!! *fingers crossed*
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We are hoping for some of your luck - the house next door is for sale!
The one that looks down into our hot tub!!! *fingers crossed*
Hottub eh?
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I have a plan,,,,, the trash is normally collected on Tuesday mornings. A big party should make a big trash pile.....
Ok.. its Tuesday night...what evidence did you find inspector?

I just have this mental image of you driving around the block at a snails pace peering in everyones garbage can.
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Old 07-08-2008, 09:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ok.. its Tuesday night...what evidence did you find inspector?

I just have this mental image of you driving around the block at a snails pace peering in everyones garbage can.
I walked through the alleys this morning and discovered that my plan was a little flawed - all the trash piles were large. Trash hasn't been collected since last Tuesday morning and I didn't see anything that indicated an adult sleep-over party. I'll just have to keep a closer eye on the neighbors.
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I walked through the alleys this morning and discovered that my plan was a little flawed - all the trash piles were large. Trash hasn't been collected since last Tuesday morning and I didn't see anything that indicated an adult sleep-over party. I'll just have to keep a closer eye on the neighbors.

Thats because 37 condoms don't make a BIG pile... And 4 bottles of lube dont take up that much room..

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I've got a bunch of leis leftover from our beach party . . . wanna' borrow one so you can offer it to your neighbor . . . ? As a bonus, you can claim you got lei'ed by me!

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