Won't you be my neighbor

socolais · 07-04-2008, 05:15 PM

We noticed an unusual car parked on the street in front of the house this morning. Didn't think much about it at the time. Not an everyday thing, but not unheard of either. About 3:00 this afternoon I was fixing myself a snack in the kitchen and saw another car drive up close to it. The passenger got out, dressed in total theme party slut-wear (plastic grass skirt, black panties and probably a dozen scarves draped over her shoulders), got into the parked car and drove away. I nearly spilled my beer reaching to spread the blinds so I could get a better look. I don't remember her hair (the swaying of the grass distracted me), but she was comfortably plump (about typical for a swingers profile).

Sombody had a house party and didn't invite me..........

K&JIntimates · 07-04-2008, 06:08 PM

Ok...I'm sitting here laughing my behind off! I could nearly see your face, oh that was priceless! The hidden world of swingers...you just never know!

**cplnuswing** · 07-04-2008, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by socolais

I nearly spilled my beer reaching to spread the blinds so I could get a better look.

Sombody had a house party and didn't invite me..........

You really should go to those neighborhood association meetings more often, you might be missing more than you think!

realcplub2 · 07-05-2008, 10:02 AM

See the media does have an influence.. Swingtowns is a HIT, LOL

Now the immediate key tasks are:

Remembering what the Car looked like, so if need be you can locate it again.. and ask her , Won't you be my neighbor..

Figuring out who had the party, and how to get on thier guest lists..

We have a house locally, like within visual distance that, once a month, the driveway, and the lawn get loaded with cars til the wee hours of the morning.. the Mrs and i chuckle when it happens, cause the draipes are usually tactfully open are drawn and its easy to see the lights are on in the whole house

Hmm wonder what THEY'RE doing...

**good times** · 07-07-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by realcplub2

We have a house locally, like within visual distance that, once a month, the driveway, and the lawn get loaded with cars til the wee hours of the morning.. the Mrs and i chuckle when it happens, cause the draipes are usually tactfully open are drawn and its easy to see the lights are on in the whole house

Hmm wonder what THEY'RE doing...

Bible study would be my guess.

**fun4Ds** · 07-07-2008, 06:16 PM

Yes, we will be your neighbors

**screaminggood** · 07-07-2008, 07:13 PM

I'm packing up and moving across the lake as fast as I can! I'll pick up the flowers for the lei grass along the way!

***JustAskJulie*** · 07-07-2008, 07:36 PM

next time you see that car parked nearby, go start asking your neighbors if you can borrow a cup of sugar...

socolais · 07-07-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by screaminggood

I'm packing up and moving across the lake as fast as I can! I'll pick up the flowers for the lei grass along the way!

Come on down......

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Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

next time you see that car parked nearby, go start asking your neighbors if you can borrow a cup of sugar...

I have a plan,,,,, the trash is normally collected on Tuesday mornings. A big party should make a big trash pile.....

suite91 · 07-07-2008, 10:07 PM

We are hoping for some of your luck

- the house next door is for sale!

The one that looks down into our hot tub!!! *fingers crossed*

slevin · 07-07-2008, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by suite91

We are hoping for some of your luck

- the house next door is for sale!

The one that looks down into our hot tub!!! *fingers crossed*

Hottub eh?

notaswingeryet · 07-08-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by socolais

I have a plan,,,,, the trash is normally collected on Tuesday mornings. A big party should make a big trash pile.....

Ok.. its Tuesday night...what evidence did you find inspector?

I just have this mental image of you driving around the block at a snails pace peering in everyones garbage can.

socolais · 07-08-2008, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by notaswingeryet

Ok.. its Tuesday night...what evidence did you find inspector?

I just have this mental image of you driving around the block at a snails pace peering in everyones garbage can.

I walked through the alleys this morning and discovered that my plan was a little flawed - all the trash piles were large. Trash hasn't been collected since last Tuesday morning and I didn't see anything that indicated an adult sleep-over party. I'll just have to keep a closer eye on the neighbors.

realcplub2 · 07-08-2008, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by socolais

I walked through the alleys this morning and discovered that my plan was a little flawed - all the trash piles were large. Trash hasn't been collected since last Tuesday morning and I didn't see anything that indicated an adult sleep-over party. I'll just have to keep a closer eye on the neighbors.

Thats because 37 condoms don't make a BIG pile... And 4 bottles of lube dont take up that much room..

LOL

sweet_tna · 07-08-2008, 11:21 PM

I've got a bunch of leis leftover from our beach party . . . wanna' borrow one so you can offer it to your neighbor . . . ? As a bonus, you can claim you got lei'ed by me!

=)

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07-04-2008, 05:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
socolais nothin special Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 870 Location: Dallas Status: M. Male - half of a novice swinging couple SLS Name:Bruce_Melissa Blog Entries: 11	Won't you be my neighbor We noticed an unusual car parked on the street in front of the house this morning. Didn't think much about it at the time. Not an everyday thing, but not unheard of either. About 3:00 this afternoon I was fixing myself a snack in the kitchen and saw another car drive up close to it. The passenger got out, dressed in total theme party slut-wear (plastic grass skirt, black panties and probably a dozen scarves draped over her shoulders), got into the parked car and drove away. I nearly spilled my beer reaching to spread the blinds so I could get a better look. I don't remember her hair (the swaying of the grass distracted me), but she was comfortably plump (about typical for a swingers profile). Sombody had a house party and didn't invite me.......... __________________ Drama sold separately,,,,, some assembly required.....

07-04-2008, 06:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
K&JIntimates Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 125 Location: Closer to the Equator Status: Couple Blog Entries: 5	Re: Won't you be my neighbor Ok...I'm sitting here laughing my behind off! I could nearly see your face, oh that was priceless! The hidden world of swingers...you just never know!

07-05-2008, 10:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
realcplub2 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 352 Location: North Central Florida Status: Couple SLS Name:putnamcocpl Blog Entries: 17	Re: Won't you be my neighbor See the media does have an influence.. Swingtowns is a HIT, LOL Now the immediate key tasks are: Remembering what the Car looked like, so if need be you can locate it again.. and ask her , Won't you be my neighbor.. Figuring out who had the party, and how to get on thier guest lists.. We have a house locally, like within visual distance that, once a month, the driveway, and the lawn get loaded with cars til the wee hours of the morning.. the Mrs and i chuckle when it happens, cause the draipes are usually tactfully open are drawn and its easy to see the lights are on in the whole house Hmm wonder what THEY'RE doing...

07-07-2008, 06:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,961 Location: Indiana. Status: couple SLS Name:mrmrsfun Blog Entries: 15	Re: Won't you be my neighbor Yes, we will be your neighbors __________________ well... at least we are normal pervs

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screaminggood Julie's Helper Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 553 Location: Dallas TX Status: couple	Re: Won't you be my neighbor I'm packing up and moving across the lake as fast as I can! I'll pick up the flowers for the lei grass along the way!

07-07-2008, 07:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,307 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	Re: Won't you be my neighbor next time you see that car parked nearby, go start asking your neighbors if you can borrow a cup of sugar... __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

07-07-2008, 10:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
suite91 Registered Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9 Location: Toronto Status: Couple	Re: Won't you be my neighbor We are hoping for some of your luck - the house next door is for sale! The one that looks down into our hot tub!!! fingers crossed

07-08-2008, 11:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,930 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet SLS Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Won't you be my neighbor I've got a bunch of leis leftover from our beach party . . . wanna' borrow one so you can offer it to your neighbor . . . ? As a bonus, you can claim you got lei'ed by me! =) __________________ I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than die wondering what it's like.

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