Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with

***JustAskJulie*** · 06-22-2008, 09:27 PM

Ok, last night we met a couple and the guy repeatedly made comments that left me with "WTF?" rattling around in my brain.

The first one...

after participating in a wet t-shirt contest (me) where my boobs were bared he sat down with us and says to me "I gotta see those, can you show me your boobs". I'm like ok sure and I lift my shirt up to which he says "Well I really prefer small boobs".

WTF! Dude even in a tank top you can tell my boobs are pretty large. He went on to say that his wife's boobs were too big for his taste (and I thought hers were on the smaller side). "It's ok" he says "I'm a pussy man, just ask my wife".

WTF! Ok, so as long as she has a pussy you're good?

That was just one in a long line of stupid things this guy said....

So what dumbass comments have you heard from someone trying to get into your pants?

SweetandSalty1 · 06-22-2008, 09:45 PM

Um wow that guy sounds like a creep. What a weirdo. Why would he tell you things like that? How did his wife react when he said those things?

***JustAskJulie*** · 06-22-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetandSalty1

Um wow that guy sounds like a creep. What a weirdo. Why would he tell you things like that? How did his wife react when he said those things?

She smiled and agreed with him that yeah he didn't like hers either.

**ncmd_couple** · 06-22-2008, 11:14 PM

"Here's your sign!"

That would have been my response.

**BiloxiCouple** · 06-22-2008, 11:31 PM

Quote:

JustAskJulie]So what dumbass comments have you heard from someone trying to get into your pants?

Ummmmm... There's no such thing as a dumbass comment if she is trying to get in my pants

Elaine heard one along time ago...

Hey, I'm Billy. Wanna get married?

socolais · 06-23-2008, 01:06 AM

At a house party, the couple interrupt an ongoing conversation and introduce themselves (husband doing the talking), before we could say anything, he says, "I saw your sls profile and we live in the same neighborhood, we should hook-up." That part caught me by surprise and I couldn't think of anything kind to say, so I went back to the original conversation.

**good times** · 06-23-2008, 03:43 PM

It is funny to me when you read a post and realize something about yourself that never dawned on you before. After reading the OP and then Billy's response, it dawned on me that, while I can think of a bunch of lame things women I was not attracted to have said trying to get in my pants, I don't ever recall a women I found attractive saying anything lame. At the same time, I can remember some attractive women saying things to get in my pants that worked, that sounded like a dumbass comment coming from women I did not find attractive.

***JustAskJulie*** · 06-23-2008, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by good times

It is funny to me when you read a post and realize something about yourself that never dawned on you before. After reading the OP and then Billy's response, it dawned on me that, while I can think of a bunch of lame things women I was not attracted to have said trying to get in my pants, I don't ever recall a women I found attractive saying anything lame. At the same time, I can remember some attractive women saying things to get in my pants that worked, that sounded like a dumbass comment coming from women I did not find attractive.

Like What?

wewannabebad2 · 06-23-2008, 07:20 PM

I've heard this more then once:

[couples' wife] So, does your ummmm disability stop you from enjoying sex?

[Me] Nope, I've never had a problem

[couples' husband] So your pussy works right??

[Me] Yes, does your dick work?

I don't mind answering question but damn...*L*

***JustAskJulie*** · 06-23-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wewannabebad2

I've heard this more then once:

[couples' wife] So, does your ummmm disability stop you from enjoying sex?

[Me] Nope, I've never had a problem

[couples' husband] So your pussy works right??

[Me] Yes, does your dick work?

I don't mind answering question but damn...*L*

I like your response but I'd have a hell of a time not being more smart ass than you and saying something like "well actually due to my disability we had to have my pussy transplanted to your ass... and I'd just love for you to stick your dick in it."

wewannabebad2 · 06-23-2008, 07:35 PM

*lmao* Believe me when I say "I was biting my tongue and keeping my claws to myself". People like that get scratched off the list right away.

**fun4Ds** · 06-23-2008, 08:35 PM

We had a girl at a club once go on and on about how she could eat pussy better than me. Now I would be the first to take advice on technique but she just wouldn't let it go.

The first few times was actually cute but then after several more times it just kind of got on the nerves ya know. Mrs.fun got tired of hearing it as well and when the moment of truth presented itself.... She failed. We didn't tell her she failed but truth is.....

Men or women, I don't want people telling me they are better at something like sex with my partner. If someone is good, credit and applause is deserved.

I know I couldn't tell someone I am better at pleasing their own wife.

**Pepper & Drew** · 06-23-2008, 10:12 PM

I've always wanted to be with a black woman. Since you're jumping to such conclusions, I'm about to jump to one also. I'm concluding that you're about to keep on wanting...

I don't do blacks, but you're hot. I don't do rednecks or assholes, so it works out

Do you swallow? Now you'll never find out.

Pepper

daisy girl · 06-23-2008, 11:06 PM

Remember Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory? Gene Wilder had some of the best comebacks ever!!! His comments were so "matter of fact" and perfect. I wish I could remember his comments

.

**lustylearning** · 06-23-2008, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepper & Drew

I don't do blacks, but you're hot. I don't do rednecks or assholes, so it works out

Pepper

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06-22-2008, 09:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,307 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with Ok, last night we met a couple and the guy repeatedly made comments that left me with "WTF?" rattling around in my brain. The first one... after participating in a wet t-shirt contest (me) where my boobs were bared he sat down with us and says to me "I gotta see those, can you show me your boobs". I'm like ok sure and I lift my shirt up to which he says "Well I really prefer small boobs". WTF! Dude even in a tank top you can tell my boobs are pretty large. He went on to say that his wife's boobs were too big for his taste (and I thought hers were on the smaller side). "It's ok" he says "I'm a pussy man, just ask my wife". WTF! Ok, so as long as she has a pussy you're good? That was just one in a long line of stupid things this guy said.... So what dumbass comments have you heard from someone trying to get into your pants? __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

06-22-2008, 09:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
SweetandSalty1 Here to Stay Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 50 Location: West Virginia Status: Couple SLS Name:SweetandSalty1	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with Um wow that guy sounds like a creep. What a weirdo. Why would he tell you things like that? How did his wife react when he said those things?

06-22-2008, 11:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
ncmd_couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 964 Location: Maryland Status: Couple SLS Name:ncmd_couple	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with "Here's your sign!" That would have been my response. __________________ Try anything once, twice if it is fun, three times if it is real good!

06-23-2008, 01:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
socolais nothin special Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 870 Location: Dallas Status: M. Male - half of a novice swinging couple SLS Name:Bruce_Melissa Blog Entries: 11	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with At a house party, the couple interrupt an ongoing conversation and introduce themselves (husband doing the talking), before we could say anything, he says, "I saw your sls profile and we live in the same neighborhood, we should hook-up." That part caught me by surprise and I couldn't think of anything kind to say, so I went back to the original conversation. __________________ Drama sold separately,,,,, some assembly required.....

06-23-2008, 03:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,420 Location: Reno, Nevada Status: Married to Mrs Good Times SLS Name:randp	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with It is funny to me when you read a post and realize something about yourself that never dawned on you before. After reading the OP and then Billy's response, it dawned on me that, while I can think of a bunch of lame things women I was not attracted to have said trying to get in my pants, I don't ever recall a women I found attractive saying anything lame. At the same time, I can remember some attractive women saying things to get in my pants that worked, that sounded like a dumbass comment coming from women I did not find attractive. __________________ R (He is R, she is P)

06-23-2008, 07:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
wewannabebad2 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 111 Location: Texas Status: couple SLS Name:wewannabebad2	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with I've heard this more then once: [couples' wife] So, does your ummmm disability stop you from enjoying sex? [Me] Nope, I've never had a problem [couples' husband] So your pussy works right?? [Me] Yes, does your dick work? I don't mind answering question but damn...L __________________ Have you petted your pussy lately?

06-23-2008, 07:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
wewannabebad2 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 111 Location: Texas Status: couple SLS Name:wewannabebad2	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with lmao Believe me when I say "I was biting my tongue and keeping my claws to myself". People like that get scratched off the list right away. __________________ Have you petted your pussy lately?

06-23-2008, 08:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,961 Location: Indiana. Status: couple SLS Name:mrmrsfun Blog Entries: 15	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with We had a girl at a club once go on and on about how she could eat pussy better than me. Now I would be the first to take advice on technique but she just wouldn't let it go. The first few times was actually cute but then after several more times it just kind of got on the nerves ya know. Mrs.fun got tired of hearing it as well and when the moment of truth presented itself.... She failed. We didn't tell her she failed but truth is..... Men or women, I don't want people telling me they are better at something like sex with my partner. If someone is good, credit and applause is deserved. I know I couldn't tell someone I am better at pleasing their own wife. __________________ well... at least we are normal pervs

06-23-2008, 10:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
Pepper & Drew Mmmmm...tasty! Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,024 Location: Hurricane Alley Status: Couple SLS Name:alhedonists	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with I've always wanted to be with a black woman. Since you're jumping to such conclusions, I'm about to jump to one also. I'm concluding that you're about to keep on wanting... *I don't do blacks, but you're hot.* I don't do rednecks or assholes, so it works out *Do you swallow?* Now you'll never find out. Pepper __________________ "Swinging is a lot like riding a Harley, ...for those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation is possible." --Mr. Alura

06-23-2008, 11:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
daisy girl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 264 Location: Virginia Status: married female SLS Name:porttasters	Re: Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with Remember Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory? Gene Wilder had some of the best comebacks ever!!! His comments were so "matter of fact" and perfect. I wish I could remember his comments .

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