Things not to say to someone you are hoping to hook up with

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by Pepper & Drew

I've always wanted to be with a black woman. Since you're jumping to such conclusions, I'm about to jump to one also. I'm concluding that you're about to keep on wanting...

Oh man, that is so full of win!

[funcpl4life]

Originally Posted by wewannabebad2

I've heard this more then once:

[couples' wife] So, does your ummmm disability stop you from enjoying sex?
[Me] Nope, I've never had a problem
[couples' husband] So your pussy works right??
[Me] Yes, does your dick work?
I don't mind answering question but damn...*L*

We were about to hook up with a couple and the lady started stammering, hemming and hawing. I asked what was up.
Well.... my...... [her husband breaks into a cold sweat]
I said, "I can see fingers and a tongue. I can see a fun attitude. Everything else is optional."(apologies to Spider Robinson)
Her clothes *flew* off.
Turns out she was worried about a scar that went down to her lady bits and some large labia. Two hours later she was totally over something that had bothered her for years.
Mr FC4L

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

I'm like ok sure and I lift my shirt up to which he says "Well I really prefer small boobs".

Seems like a tempest in a D-cup.

[VegasLee]

In all our years I think about the dumbest one I heard come off with really blew it for him.

Laura was in the hot tub, a really hot guy sitting next to her and he was on his way to getting the best night of his life. For some reason during the conversation with a few others in the hot tub he comes off with "Well, I paid to get in here tonight I am going to get laid." About then I saw Laura stand up, turn to him and advise him that he did not pay her and his chances just went to hell as she was getting out of the hot tub. About that time all the other women also got out of the hot tub. He was left sitting there with a couple of other guys with their dicks in their hand.

I watched him the rest of the evening, he did not get laid.

I hate to say, I see way to many guys talk their self out of getting laid each and every weekend at the club.

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

Seems like a tempest in a D-cup.

I laughed.
Out loud.

[BorisNatasha]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

Seems like a tempest in a D-cup.

You win.

[sweet_tna]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

Seems like a tempest in a D-cup.

=)