Why I'm going to Swinger Hell

sweet_tna · 06-09-2008, 01:44 AM

Okay, we’ve all done something (or thought of doing something) that’s probably a swinging “no-no”. So now it’s time to ‘fess up—or make something up . . . let’s have fun with this.

We’re going to Swinger Hell for:

~Shopping for lingerie with a playmate

=)

Chris&Amelia · 06-09-2008, 02:22 AM

Offering to take your playmate to a shooting range for her birthday.

(ahem)

***JustAskJulie*** · 06-09-2008, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

We’re going to Swinger Hell for:

~Shopping for lingerie with a playmate

=)

SHouldn't that be "shopping for lingerie withOUT a playmate"?

and is swinger hell a good thing or a bad thing? I'm confused!

Chris&Amelia · 06-09-2008, 05:32 PM

Well, that depends. If you like an eternity of going down on Rosie O'Donnell and Andy Dick, then I guess it's a good thing.

(Ugh, I feel like I need a shower for just typing that)

cupl4fun · 06-09-2008, 10:31 PM

Wouldn't swinger hell be no sex at all not even with yourself? Wait that sounds like where I grew up. I grew up in hell! or was it the south?

sweet_tna · 06-09-2008, 11:19 PM

Swinger Hell is supposed to be a bad thing . . . the kind of stuff that would cause revocation of your swinger card.

Like . . . asking your playmate to babysit for you.

=)

Chris&Amelia · 06-09-2008, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

Swinger Hell is supposed to be a bad thing . . . the kind of stuff that would cause revocation of your swinger card.

Like . . . asking your playmate to babysit for you.

...and then asking his wife if she wants to go out and party.

MapleSwingers · 06-09-2008, 11:46 PM

Wow, we have some ex-swinger friends who caused drama for us that used to babysit for each other all the time! I'm not sure if we could trust someone we met a month ago to babysit our kids...they maybe sexy and great in bed, but how are they on the crazy scale? Rather not have our kids scared for life, but hey, that's just me.

***JustAskJulie*** · 06-09-2008, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

Swinger Hell is supposed to be a bad thing . . . the kind of stuff that would cause revocation of your swinger card.

Like . . . asking your playmate to babysit for you.

=)

In that case, I go back to my earlier statement of why would shopping for lingerie WITH a playmate send you to hell?

Shopping for lingerie ALONE should send you to swinger hell.

MIbbwcpl · 06-17-2008, 06:40 PM

I love my lover.

sweet_tna · 06-17-2008, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

In that case, I go back to my earlier statement of why would shopping for lingerie WITH a playmate send you to hell?

Shopping for lingerie ALONE should send you to swinger hell.

Okay, point taken. What about . . . discussing last wishes/funeral preferences with a playmate?

=)

bendmeovernow · 06-17-2008, 07:11 PM

now i didn't do it... but a guy i know will talk about his ex wifes and ex girl friends after sex... he spends more time talking about them then the sexual acts themselves. i would think that would send you to swingers hell.

**TNT** · 06-17-2008, 10:42 PM

I'll give this a shot...I'm going to swinger hell because I asked a swinger friend how much paint would it take to paint the outside of my house...he used to be a painter so hell, he should be able to give me an estimate on the amount I need...I've also asked him and his wife to keep an eye on the kids while Ted and I went to Jamaica...not babysit...just check on them...the kids had their number if they needed anything.

Can you tell, these are more than just swinger friends, we occasionally have sex with? Hmmm, since they are swinger friends that have become close friends, maybe I won't go to swinger hell

Teresa

WildMiCouple · 06-22-2008, 08:03 PM

This happened the first time we played with a couple that we're now pretty good friends with. We had been playing in their living room, and after I had finished with the other wife, we both kicked back and watched Tam finish off the husband with a bj. After she finished swallowing, she looks up with a scrunched up face and says "Boy, that was bitter."

We all had a good long laugh over that one. Now, whenever we see them, he lets Tam know he's quit drinking coffee and eating alot of pineapple

Brett

***JustAskJulie*** · 04-21-2009, 02:42 PM

I'm going to swinger hell....

For saying I'm going to a social, getting dressed to go to said social, then showing up and not going in because it appeared to be dead.

I'm guessing too many people like me are why some socials don't get good turnout. If we'd all just go in anyway, there'd be more people there.

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06-09-2008, 01:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,221 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet Swing Lifestyle Name:Sweet_tna	Why I'm going to Swinger Hell Okay, we’ve all done something (or thought of doing something) that’s probably a swinging “no-no”. So now it’s time to ‘fess up—or make something up . . . let’s have fun with this. We’re going to Swinger Hell for: ~Shopping for lingerie with a playmate =)
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06-09-2008, 02:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Chris&Amelia Don't poke an eye out! Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,450 Location: Pennsylvania - The Poconos Status: The C of C&A Swing Lifestyle Name:PA_Panache	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell Offering to take your playmate to a shooting range for her birthday. (ahem)
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06-09-2008, 05:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chris&Amelia Don't poke an eye out! Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,450 Location: Pennsylvania - The Poconos Status: The C of C&A Swing Lifestyle Name:PA_Panache	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell Well, that depends. If you like an eternity of going down on Rosie O'Donnell and Andy Dick, then I guess it's a good thing. (Ugh, I feel like I need a shower for just typing that)
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06-09-2008, 10:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
cupl4fun Breaking Barriers Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 277 Location: New Mexico Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:lezhavfun	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell Wouldn't swinger hell be no sex at all not even with yourself? Wait that sounds like where I grew up. I grew up in hell! or was it the south?
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06-09-2008, 11:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,221 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet Swing Lifestyle Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell Swinger Hell is supposed to be a bad thing . . . the kind of stuff that would cause revocation of your swinger card. Like . . . asking your playmate to babysit for you. =)
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06-09-2008, 11:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
MapleSwingers Active Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 34 Location: North America Status: Couple	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell Wow, we have some ex-swinger friends who caused drama for us that used to babysit for each other all the time! I'm not sure if we could trust someone we met a month ago to babysit our kids...they maybe sexy and great in bed, but how are they on the crazy scale? Rather not have our kids scared for life, but hey, that's just me.

06-17-2008, 06:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
MIbbwcpl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 150 Location: Michigan Status: married couple Swing Lifestyle Name:brattycpl	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell I love my lover.
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06-17-2008, 07:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
bendmeovernow Here to Stay Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 50 Location: texas Status: cpl Swing Lifestyle Name:winterlovin and amorell	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell now i didn't do it... but a guy i know will talk about his ex wifes and ex girl friends after sex... he spends more time talking about them then the sexual acts themselves. i would think that would send you to swingers hell.

06-17-2008, 10:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
TNT Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,003 Location: baker, fl, usa Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:tblonde312	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell I'll give this a shot...I'm going to swinger hell because I asked a swinger friend how much paint would it take to paint the outside of my house...he used to be a painter so hell, he should be able to give me an estimate on the amount I need...I've also asked him and his wife to keep an eye on the kids while Ted and I went to Jamaica...not babysit...just check on them...the kids had their number if they needed anything. Can you tell, these are more than just swinger friends, we occasionally have sex with? Hmmm, since they are swinger friends that have become close friends, maybe I won't go to swinger hell Teresa
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06-22-2008, 08:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
WildMiCouple Never up.....never in Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 732 Location: se Michigan and se Florida Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:wildmicouple	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell This happened the first time we played with a couple that we're now pretty good friends with. We had been playing in their living room, and after I had finished with the other wife, we both kicked back and watched Tam finish off the husband with a bj. After she finished swallowing, she looks up with a scrunched up face and says "Boy, that was bitter." We all had a good long laugh over that one. Now, whenever we see them, he lets Tam know he's quit drinking coffee and eating alot of pineapple Brett
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04-21-2009, 02:42 PM	#15 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 29,294 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard	Re: Why I'm going to Swinger Hell I'm going to swinger hell.... For saying I'm going to a social, getting dressed to go to said social, then showing up and not going in because it appeared to be dead. I'm guessing too many people like me are why some socials don't get good turnout. If we'd all just go in anyway, there'd be more people there.

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