Why I'm going to Swinger Hell

[LFM2]

The thought of revocation of our swinger card is enough to make us tow the line.

[JustMrJ]

Swingers hell: House Parties

1. A house party where all the men are flaccid and all the women are cold fish.

2. You are invited to a house party only to arrive and find it's an Amway meeting.
(I can say that, I WAS an Amway Distributor for nearly two years.)

3. A house party where everyone wants to play, but just not with you.

[CXXC]

Originally Posted by JustMrJ

Swingers hell: House Parties

1. A house party where all the men are flaccid and all the women are cold fish.

2. You are invited to a house party only to arrive and find it's an Amway meeting.
(I can say that, I WAS an Amway Distributor for nearly two years.)

3. A house party where everyone wants to play, but just not with you.

I couldnt help it....

A swingers club where the keg has a hole in it and none of the women do!

[LFM2]

Originally Posted by CXXC

I couldnt help it....

A swingers club where the keg has a hole in it and none of the women do!

OH MY HELL!!! Yes that is HELL!

[JustAskJulie]

I think the turn of this thread "what IS swinger hell" is as equally entertaining as some of the things people are going to swinger hell for.

My swinger hell... being forced to go to a swinger party/club and everyone around me is having a great time but I'm never going to be allowed to join in, no matter how many times people ask me.

[jedi6942]

Julie,

I seem to live in that swinger hell you speak of.

[chakka]

I think any playmate that gives me a hicky, where I can't hide it, should go to Swinger Hell. It has happened to me. Won't happen again!

[ENCRYPTEDTX]

I know I am going to "Swinger Hell" for this one:

I was playing with a couple that I had been with multiple times. We are/were very close friends. Mr Couple and I are doing our best to please Mrs Couple. Mr Couple tires from the Marathon Sex and steps out to get re-hydrate stretch and carb-up for the last leg of the marathon.

Mrs Couple and I have both secretly wanted this one on one time and have gotten it to a point- Mr Couple was usually only moments away.

Mrs Couple and I are getting really hot and heavy. Mrs Couple has kegel muscles that make charcoal into diamonds, and is experiences an enormous kegel clenching (condom grabbing) orgasm. What feels awesome, now has an even better feel as we are feeling each other naturally.

Feeling this I SHOULD have broken out the Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass for an inquisitive look. The wrong head was thinking throughout the next few mutual orgasms.

We were eventually "caught" and both fessed up to our indiscretions. Again all 3 of us are very very close, if this had been anyone else the cranium would have stepped in.

We talked about what happened and we both agreed that we were indeed very into it for the first mutual orgasm. We knew the gig was up for the remaining but both played mute.

The outcome was very positive and after talking over everything it was decided that we would play naturally from then on.

In any other situation this would not have happened or continued....But Im still going to "Swinger Hell" for it


Kyle

[sweet_tna]

Some of my friends and I are all headed for Swinger Hell together.

At a weekend getaway, several of us toddled up the stairs of the B&B to our rooms. Some folks were tired, some were inebriated, and some of us were feeling frisky. I'd gotten an invite from "Mr. Winters" to join him in his room. Mr. Sweet was practically comatose, but I passed the request on to him, fully expecting a negative response. He said, "That's fine, go have fun." I asked him at least three times if he was sure, and got the same response each time. So I started upstairs, only to be stopped by Mr. Winters again. Mrs. Winters was also a victim of the Sand Man, but did not wish to interfere with our fun. So Mr. Winters and I decided she could crash in my room with Mr. Sweet, who was already asleep.

So we headed upstairs, and proceeded to have a round of mind-blowing sex. We were almost finished, when the couple in the room next door wandered in. "Mr. Moon" announced that he has worn the wife out, but could still use some assistance. Without breaking stride, I told Mr. Moon that I'd be happy to help him out--after Mr. Winters and I finished what we were doing. Mr. and Mrs. Moon commenced playing with each other while they waited for Mr. Winters and me to finish. Mr. Winters had barely rolled off the bed before Mr. Moon took his place.

Mr. Winters returned from the restroom, but was having trouble finding room on HIS bed, so I suggested to the Moons that we head to their room. Once we finished there, I had to sneak back into Mr. Winter's room to get my clothes (and try not to wake him), then go downstairs to my room and wake his wife up and send her to her own room.

We're looking to see if they'll give us a group discount on our hand baskets . . .

=)

[The Fuse]

Sweet_tna,

Sounds more like swinger Heaven to me. Sounds wonderful. Hopefully people didn't mind shuffling around a bit while sleepy.

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

We're looking to see if they'll give us a group discount on our hand baskets . . .

Naughty girl. I'm going to have to spank you

I think you are Mister Sweet are simply becoming more comfortable with separate play.

~M

[sweet_tna]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

Naughty girl. I'm going to have to spank you

I think you are Mister Sweet are simply becoming more comfortable with separate play.

~M

Oooh! Is that a threat or a promise?

To a point you're right, but I don't forsee it becoming more than a very occasional thing.

=)

[shes_in_parties]

Swinger Hell = Boston And I was RAISED here.

We're going to hell for the time we went to the house of some new swinger friends and drank all their beer without fucking them

[DocWill]

Here’s ours:

Reverse seducing a vanilla couple into thinking they wanted to soft swap with us- getting them to do it under the premise that it was their idea- and then having her deal with “buyer’s remorse” two days later when the she told us how bad she felt the next day because of her religious beliefs.

It’s not as bad as it sounds- we didn’t play any games on our part, but we did want to hook-up with them after months of sexual tension- we just didn’t want to be the ones to initiate the action and knew that the other wife would. We completely underestimated what her reaction would be after the fact.

The only saving grace we have is that this woman is completely bat shit crazy. Two weeks later she was asking us for a full swap. We knew she was nuts- and we ignored it. Don’t worry, we won’t entertain them again… too much potential drama.

Lesson learned- don’t purposely get involved with your attractive vanilla friends until you KNOW, up front, they’re secure enough, and stable enough, to deal with the next day when all the adrenaline and orgasms are gone.

[TwoAreLooking]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

Naughty girl. I'm going to have to spank you

I think you are Mister Sweet are simply becoming more comfortable with separate play.

~M

Okay, is it bad that my immediate thought was "oh, good! Can I help?" sweet_tna, you sound srsly hot. My brain really doesn't normally Go There.

M.