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Old 04-21-2009, 03:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Ive never done this, but it would be funny (to me at least)

Handing out number tickets to the ladies at an on premiss club and telling them I will be calling their number shortly! HA HA HA!

I KNOW I would go to swingers hell for that. OH! And the looks on their faces would be priceless.
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Old 04-21-2009, 04:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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CXXC,

I actually had an idea where we would hand out "Dance Cards" to people as they arrived. Then let them go get their cards filled as the party wore on... now I'm not sure that would be such a good idea... hmmm

We're going to swingers hell because we haven't contacted some of our playmates outside of the parties as we should... have to change that so we can go back to swingers heaven.
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Old 04-21-2009, 05:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Hmm...Speed and I are such angels....

We could go to swinger hell tonight, though, if we got drunk and "outted" our couple friends in front of their vanilla friends. On the husband's birthday.

We would never do that of course. But that should send you right to swinger hell in a swinging hand basket!
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Old 04-21-2009, 06:19 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Ive never done this, but it would be funny (to me at least)

Handing out number tickets to the ladies at an on premiss club and telling them I will be calling their number shortly! HA HA HA!

I KNOW I would go to swingers hell for that. OH! And the looks on their faces would be priceless.
you know, if someone set up one of those take-a-number machines with the "Now Serving" # (and LED sign), at a swinger's club, it would get some interesting looks and probably start some conversations
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I'm going to swinger hell....

For saying I'm going to a social, getting dressed to go to said social, then showing up and not going in because it appeared to be dead.

I'm guessing too many people like me are why some socials don't get good turnout. If we'd all just go in anyway, there'd be more people there.
Now this is one of the realest post I have seen in a while...I host parties and people always say there are too many single guys....I say no...just not enough couples/single females show up!
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:42 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I am going to swinger's hell for ditching a friends party in MD....to go chase new pussy in PA! Hey what can I say...I gotta thing for those PA gals!
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Mrs. CXXC believes that she would go to swinger hell if she coaxed an interested but unwilling individual or couple into swinging with her/us.

To her Swinger Hell would be like going to a Lifestyle resort, having to be constantly fully clothed and having to carry and read aloud from the bible.
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Mrs. CXXC believes that she would go to swinger hell if she coaxed an interested but unwilling individual or couple into swinging with her/us.

To her Swinger Hell would be like going to a Lifestyle resort, having to be constantly fully clothed and having to carry and read aloud from the bible.
I dunno, the parts about multiple wives, sharing wives, etc. Those are pretty good
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you know, if someone set up one of those take-a-number machines with the "Now Serving" # (and LED sign), at a swinger's club, it would get some interesting looks and probably start some conversations
Would I go to swinger hell for putting the machine up in the doorway to our bedroom and the LED sign over our bed? Hmmm... what if all the tickets had the same number on them...

To me, swinger hell would be spending eternity in a room full of vanilla women with PMS and nothing but Barry Manilow music playing in the background...
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Would I go to swinger hell for putting the machine up in the doorway to our bedroom and the LED sign over our bed? Hmmm... what if all the tickets had the same number on them...

To me, swinger hell would be spending eternity in a room full of vanilla women with PMS and nothing but Barry Manilow music playing in the background...
Hey -- I love Barry Manilow!
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So do we

I've been picturing swinger hell more like Mrs. CXXC's version. Except instead of a Bible, I'm holding a tray of drinks. I'm allowed to try to interact with people but get ignored or rejected.

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Ok, put... oh, I don't know... Let's say put Mandy on your MP3 player, set it to repeat that song and play nothing else, and see how long you keep your headphones on. I'll bet you don't make 2 hours. Now imagine eternity...
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Ok, put... oh, I don't know... Let's say put Mandy on your MP3 player, set it to repeat that song and play nothing else, and see how long you keep your headphones on. I'll bet you don't make 2 hours. Now imagine eternity...


Ok, ok, I promise we'll be good!

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Okay, I have to admit that while I'm a sucker for Manilow and many other sappy things, that doesn't sound like a lot of fun. One can only sigh and feel tragic for so long.
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Ok! I am starting to have nightmares here. Mrs. CXXC and I are going to be VERY Careful from now on. Swinger Hell is just too horrible
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