Name That Swinger!

[sweet_tna]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

The Ticketmaster: He's the guy that shows up at the couples only club with a different girl every month.

ROFL!! http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

=)

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

The Ticketmaster: He's the guy that shows up at the couples only club with a different girl every month.

We saw this guy one weekend, with a different girl each night.

[two4youinswva]

Ok, I'm going to need help naming this type of swinger, and I hope I can relate what I'm talking about adequately.

You click the "Who's On" link in Swing Lifestyle. One couple has a tag-line that says "Where's all the real people?"

You notice the 4 profiles above and below them are all certified.

Irony Couple?
Clueless Couple?
"You're Doing It Wrong" Couple?

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

One couple has a tag-line that says "Where's all the real people?"

I, of course, see the irony. They meant to say, "Where are all the real people."

[Pensacolapair]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

Ok, I'm going to need help naming this type of swinger, and I hope I can relate what I'm talking about adequately.

You click the "Who's On" link in Swing Lifestyle. One couple has a tag-line that says "Where's all the real people?"

You notice the 4 profiles above and below them are all certified.

Irony Couple?
Clueless Couple?
"You're Doing It Wrong" Couple?

Ever notice that quite often the one inquiring as to the whereabouts of the 'real people' isn't certified?

We call them The Annointers of Real - as a rule, for them anyone who:

a.) Doesn't accept "Hi..nice profile (or, if in person, shoes) - wanna f**k?" as enough of a prelude to play isn't 'real'.
b.) Tells them 'No Thanks' isn't 'real'.

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by Pensacolapair

Ever notice that quite often the one inquiring as to the whereabouts of the 'real people' isn't certified?

We call them The Annointers of Real - as a rule, for them anyone who:

a.) Doesn't accept "Hi..nice profile (or, if in person, shoes) - wanna f**k?" as enough of a prelude to play isn't 'real'.
b.) Tells them 'No Thanks' isn't 'real'.

Good Call. We've noticed that as well.

[Pepper & Drew]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

The Shooting Stars:

Month One: Brand new to the lifestyle and get first experience.
Month Two: They're the ones hanging from the ceiling fan in the orgy room.
Month Three: They are now swinging "experts", professing more knowledge than the couples that started in the 70's. "Gangbang seminar starts at 8 pm."


.........aaaand, finally,
Month Twelve: They file for divorce.



We've seen it twice.
So far.

Good one. We've seen this once, but it only took 8 months.

OK, this one's not PC, but the Beauty and the Beast couple. Couples who are so mis-matched in their looks and/or personalities that you're excited when you meet one member of the couple, but oh so disappointed or downright surprised when you meet the partner, because you know you are never going to hook up unless you're at a house party or if they play separately. Also known as the "What-Does-S/He-See-In-Them?" Or the She's-So-Nice-And-He's-Such-An-Asshole Couple.

Pepper

[WesternSwing]

Originally Posted by Pepper & Drew

Good one. We've seen this once, but it only took 8 months.

OK, this one's not PC, but the Beauty and the Beast couple. Couples who are so mis-matched in their looks and/or personalities that you're excited when you meet one member of the couple, but oh so disappointed or downright surprised when you meet the partner, because you know you are never going to hook up unless you're at a house party or if they play separately. Also known as the "What-Does-S/He-See-In-Them?" Or the She's-So-Nice-And-He's-Such-An-Asshole Couple.

Pepper

I think this couple runs wild in every environment. You can't even go to the store with out seeing them.

[JustAskJulie]

The "Try to Hard"s - they are really nice people once you get to know them, but the first time you meet them you may run the other way because they are trying so hard to impress you that they come off as arrogant.

[JustMrJ]

Okay, I think I'm going to have to make a list and keep it with us before we go to any clubs...

All of this is good to know. Thanks for everyone posting these 'warnings'.

and please... if my wife or I appear to fit ANY of these descriptions after we meet anyone in person, PLEASE TELL US!!! I'll promptly begin slapping myself in the face.

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by JustMrJ

Okay, I think I'm going to have to make a list and keep it with us before we go to any clubs...

All of this is good to know. Thanks for everyone posting these 'warnings'.

and please... if my wife or I appear to fit ANY of these descriptions after we meet anyone in person, PLEASE TELL US!!! I'll promptly begin slapping myself in the face.

I guess that the sad part is that most of us wouldn't have a clue what label we should have on ourselves.

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

I guess that the sad part is that most of us wouldn't have a clue what label we should have on ourselves.

All of us here fall under the category of "The Perfect Couple/Single to Swing With".

Am I right gang?





Gang?





Helloooooooooo?..........

[Chris&Amelia]

(tumbleweed goes bouncing by)

(crickets chirp)

[sweet_tna]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

All of us here fall under the category of "The Perfect Couple/Single to Swing With".

Am I right gang?





Gang?





Helloooooooooo?..........

But of course!

~Sweet (chiming in a little late 'cause I actually do other things besides posting here) =)

[Bama0468]

sounds good to me !!