Name That Swinger!

[Malachista]

Cheap-Fuckers - Elderly guys in greying underpants who don't want to waste money on a prostitute, but then complain all night long that the club is not full with 20 year old nymphomans, fighting over who gets to have sex with them first

[screaminggood]

The Wasted Chick---she's so wasted she can't stand up without her man's help. Her eyelids are drooping....and her man thinks it's attractive to everyone else!

[socolais]

The Klingon Kouple - they invade your personal space a little too quickly when your shields are down and they engage the tractor beam. Evasive manuvers are less than completely effective, where's that damn cloking device....

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by screaminggood

The Wasted Chick---she's so wasted she can't stand up without her man's help. Her eyelids are drooping....and her man thinks it's attractive to everyone else!

The other side of this coin -

The Wasted Husband - not sure he wanted to be there in the first place and once he's drunk the wife can actually have fun on her own. He's passed out head on the table and she's running off on her own.

[BiloxiCouple]

The Chameleon: The lady who is constantly changing outfits during the party.

[Chris&Amelia]

The Fake Friendlies - Those people who go around the room making their rounds, especially to newbies, but quickly close ranks into tightly-knit iron-clad cliques when the fun starts.

(very common at a club we used to attend)

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by socolais

The Klingon Kouple - they invade your personal space a little too quickly when your shields are down and they engage the tractor beam. Evasive manuvers are less than completely effective, where's that damn cloking device....

Priceless! I love it!

[D&L]

We have seen quite a few of the "towel Sharks". I like that name. We usually call them los lonely boys

D&L

[Pepper & Drew]

The Cinderella Couple: The closer it gets to midnight, the more desparate they look...like their coach is about to turn into a pumpkin. They're looking for someone, anyone to hook up with, because damn it, they've got a sitter and they're not just going to have sex with each other.

The Baracudas: This is what we call the couples that can't wait to sink their teeth into the newbies. They circle, and then move in for the kill.

The Sleepers: They seem nice, normal and you're thinking this is going to turn out really well. Then you find out that they're, uh, crazy. They tell you about her stint as a prostitute. Or, that they were on the verge of divorce until they starting swinging. Or tell a cute little story about the time they broke up and she slept with the guy's new girlfriend. I swear, those were all true stories.

Can't Take a Hint Couple: You've told them that you think you're not compatible. But they still think that because you say hello, maybe there's a shot.

Pepper

[Chris&Amelia]

Originally Posted by Pepper & Drew

The Sleepers: They seem nice, normal and you're thinking this is going to turn out really well. Then you find out that they're, uh, crazy. They tell you about her stint as a prostitute. Or, that they were on the verge of divorce until they starting swinging. Or tell a cute little story about the time they broke up and she slept with the guy's new girlfriend. I swear, those were all true stories.

We met this couple when we were both in the military in Hawaii. We were "exploring" to possibility of swinging, but ultimately decided it wasn't for us at that time.

We met this couple on a BBS (for those that remember BBS's) called Pacific Velvet. We were invited to their house, which was on the military base, for "a couple of drinks, maybe some poker... who know?"

So we meet them and chat with them some in their living room. All was going well. The husband stands up and says "Well, let me give you guys the tour."

Everything was going fine until we got to their den. Completely covering one wall was all sorts of medieval weaponry. Axes, warhammers, maces, ball-and-chains, daggers, and more swords then I can count. They were quite proud of it.

Three words: "Run. Like. Hell." We made a comment about getting a page (handheld cellphones were something of an expensive novelty then) from the babysitter (and we didn't have kids) and got the heck outta there.

[good times]

Originally Posted by Pepper & Drew

The Cinderella Couple: The closer it gets to midnight, the more desparate they look...like their coach is about to turn into a pumpkin. They're looking for someone, anyone to hook up with, because damn it, they've got a sitter and they're not just going to have sex with each other.

We have a similar one to this, we call them tourists: By god we came all the way to Reno to go to this club and we are going to hook up or else.

[ncmd_couple]

Originally Posted by BiloxiCouple

The Chameleon: The lady who is constantly changing outfits during the party.

Haha, actually I like that. We have one lady who only dances, doesn't play, but probably brings 6 outfits. Hmm... maybe I should hit on her and see if she does play!

S

[JustAskJulie]

I can't come up with a name for this one.....
The we're married to other people but swing as a couple, couple. His wife thinks he's away on business but really he's at a swinger club with his mistress (who of course is also married to someone else).

[Chris&Amelia]

"Scumballs"?

[sweet_tna]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

I can't come up with a name for this one.....
The we're married to other people but swing as a couple, couple. His wife thinks he's away on business but really he's at a swinger club with his mistress (who of course is also married to someone else).

The Shell Players (as in, the shell game played on the streets--find the marble?)

=)