a case of mistaken identity...

[sexcupid]

...we went to our first hotel party last night. Some folks we know had reserved the meeting room for the dance/meet n greet type of thing and had also rented some rooms to go off for playtime.

Anyway, AF is trying to make her presence known and I wasn't comfortable playing last night...even though we met some totally awesome folks (including some former posters here) and playtime looked like a go! Eh, damn bad timing...but I didn't want to blow off the party and I'm glad we didn't since we did meet some great people.

The part that amused me most was as we were getting ready to leave. Jeff had wandered off to tell our hosts and assorted others good bye and I was putting on my shoes. Heels look pretty...but are a beyotch to dance in after a while so I ditched them part way through the night.

So as I'm balancing on one leg with the ankle of my other foot rest on that leg so I can pull my shoe on. I feel someone coming up behind me that did a booty rub and started going down between my legs. I thought it was Jeff coming back to me...so I piped out with, 'fucker let me get in a better position for that!' and was just going to 'assume the position' by grabbing the adge of the table, spreading my legs apart so there was easier access for groping.

Well...I caught a glimpse of a red shirt...and realized it wasn't Jeff. rotflmao...

Not that the touch wasn't welcome...just wasn't who I expected it from. lol

Anyway...how was your weekend? lol

[sweet_tna]

Too funny!

And my weekend was lovely, thanks!

=)

[fun4Ds]

Thats a good one Maria, thanks for sharing a good story.

Was the groper taken by surprise as well?

[sexcupid]

Originally Posted by fun4Ds

Thats a good one Maria, thanks for sharing a good story.

Was the groper taken by surprise as well?

He laughed and proceeded to kiss me. I'm not at all entirely sure he heard when I said when I was balancing/bending over. lmao

[sexcupid]

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

And my weekend was lovely, thanks!

=)

Thought the board could use a silly story today.

Glad you had a good weekend too!

[WesternSwing]

Funny stuff. Definitely better than our weekend, too.

[LFM2]

Funny!! Better than our weekend, too. I wish we'd had fun like that!

[gatorvol64]

My weekend was full of parental talks. Not even a funny story to share. I enjoyed this one. Thanks.

Vol

[realcplub2]

Very nice story...

About mistaken Identity... well.. It would seem that on a site or two, we didnt corner the market on our screen name. We have been REALCPLUB2 for going on 10 years, but like many we drifted away for a few breif periods of time , and when a site opened up a few years back.. someone registered under REALCPLUB2.. not us..

Well, no big deal, right.. a few months back we get a email, then a IM on Yahoo, and we strike up a great conversation.. The female half of a couple.. I(Bob) talked to her, Dina talked to her, and WoW everything was going great..

Over the course of the next few days, had a few more chats, and then her husband gets on, and again everything is going great..

Until we got a phone call from them, and as we are trying to figure out where to meet, it becomes apparent.. and we finally figured out that they had us confused with another couple that was REALCPLUB2 on one of the sites, and the great couple we were talking to and shared our number with.. were some 345 miles away..


BUMMER!!

[AwakeInFairfax]

I was in a bar in July '06 with some friends, pretty much minding my own business when all of a sudden I felt a really tender tap on my shoulder. I turn around to see a gorgeous girl coming in for a kiss. Not knowing what was going on, I barely dodge it and get a huge mess of lipstick on my cheek. It's not that I wouldn't have enjoyed that kiss, it was just unexpected! She giggles and I try and regain my composure. She pulls my ear and starts to walk away, beckoning me to follow. My friends saw the whole thing and basically kick me out of the bar after her, which I had no problem with at all. Without saying a word, she winks at me and starts a run towards a slightly beat up van. I catch up to her and pin her against it, giving her the deepest kiss I could. She opens it up and we basically have the hottest sex possible. An hour later we pass out and I wake up to her trying to rouse by "buddy" again orally (the ABSOLUTE best way to wake up, ladies ) while calling my name, only... it wasn't my name. I (stupidly) point that out and we both pause for a second. She asks me what my name is and I give it to her. We're both a little stunned and then she begins to laugh. We talk a bit about who we each are and basically get down again and go back to her place. Apparently she was supposed to meet another Asian dude at the same bar we were in. I didn't remember seeing any other Asian guys there and neither did she, so we figured that he must've flaked at the last minute. Whatever, his loss, my gain! We ended up as FWB until she moved out of the area, but still talk pretty regularly. Stellar sex, even better girl. Whooo.