The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing

**BiloxiCouple** · 01-23-2008, 12:13 PM

1. How can I convince my wife to Swing?

2. I want my wife to have a FFM and I'll just watch. But, if invited I want to play.

3. I can show you things that your spouse can't. I'm great!

4. It will help fix our relationship.

5. I'm here to check out the club and see if it is alright before I bring my spouse.

6. You should be more open-minded and play with me.

7. What does "NO" mean, even if it a subtle hint?

If you have to ask one of these questions or statements, then swinging may not be for you?

I know there are others. Add them on here.

sweet_tna · 01-23-2008, 12:31 PM

8. My spouse just doesn't satisfy me in bed.

**BiloxiCouple** · 01-23-2008, 12:35 PM

Don't forget to keep track of what number we are one.

I bet we can break a Dozen

des1re06 · 01-23-2008, 12:35 PM

I have to repectfully disagree with #2. As a bi-female, I think it's very unselfish of a man to do this for his wife.

Mrs. D

MRSfun · 01-23-2008, 12:45 PM

9. Because i think my wife had an affair. I'm sure of it because she had a yeast infection and i had to take medicine for it? She is an airline stewardess, so i'm looking for something for myself.

True conversation from a married male, while we were looking for a single male.

djjwp · 01-23-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MRSfun

9. Because i think my wife had an affair. I'm sure of it because she had a yeast infection and i had to take medicine for it? She is an airline stewardess, so i'm looking for something for myself.

True conversation from a married male, while we were looking for a single male.

I'm scared about what he may be looking for!

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**BiloxiCouple** · 01-23-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by des1re06

I have to repectfully disagree with #2. As a bi-female, I think it's very unselfish of a man to do this for his wife.

Mrs. D

I agree 100% with you if the spouse is being unselfish. If they are both in agreement with little or no reservations with both wanting to try this.

My point is (and I wasn't very clear originally) was that he wants her to do it so he can do it, with the emphasis on "he". Am I more clear? It's not for her but for him.

I kind of goes back to "1. How can I convince my wife to swing?"

VegasLee · 01-23-2008, 03:16 PM

10. I have to do this because my wife does not want to have sex anymore.

**good times** · 01-23-2008, 03:30 PM

11. I only swing to please my husband/wife, I am not really into it myself.

cubnamy1995 · 01-23-2008, 03:54 PM

13) My wife hates golf and I hate going antique shopping. This is the only activity we can agree on.

sweet_tna · 01-23-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cubnamy1995

13) My wife hates golf and I hate going antique shopping. This is the only activity we can agree on.

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif Living in the Poconos, I would totally NOT be surprised to hear that one someday . . .

sexcupid · 01-23-2008, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by good times

11. I only swing to please my husband/wife, I am not really into it myself.

rotflmao...uh-huh...pull the other one while your're at it.

And since we missed #12 in there some where:

12. Why are we here? Oh, it was my wife's idea...(meanwhile said wife is sitting at the table with arms crossed, scowling)

Maria

***JustAskJulie*** · 01-23-2008, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by des1re06

I have to repectfully disagree with #2. As a bi-female, I think it's very unselfish of a man to do this for his wife.

Mrs. D

that's why it would be a WRONG reason to swing.

**LFM2** · 01-25-2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VegasLee

10. I have to do this because my wife does not want to have sex anymore.

This quote is in probably every married mans profile scamming for women in these parts.

***ownerspet*** · 01-25-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexcupid

12. Why are we here? Oh, it was my wife's idea...(meanwhile said wife is sitting at the table with arms crossed, scowling)

I think I've seen that with the comment added: "Oh she's really shy, but if you ask her to dance or get her talking she comes out of her shell" as I look over and she is bored out of her mind and looking stressed simoultaneously....

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01-23-2008, 12:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing 1. How can I convince my wife to Swing? 2. I want my wife to have a FFM and I'll just watch. But, if invited I want to play. 3. I can show you things that your spouse can't. I'm great! 4. It will help fix our relationship. 5. I'm here to check out the club and see if it is alright before I bring my spouse. 6. You should be more open-minded and play with me. 7. What does "NO" mean, even if it a subtle hint? If you have to ask one of these questions or statements, then swinging may not be for you? I know there are others. Add them on here.
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01-23-2008, 12:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,221 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet Swing Lifestyle Name:Sweet_tna	Re: The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing 8. My spouse just doesn't satisfy me in bed.
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01-23-2008, 12:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing Don't forget to keep track of what number we are one. I bet we can break a Dozen
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01-23-2008, 12:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
des1re06 Great Times 1 Year Exp. Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,078 Location: East TN Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:Des1re06	Re: The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing I have to repectfully disagree with #2. As a bi-female, I think it's very unselfish of a man to do this for his wife. Mrs. D

01-23-2008, 12:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
MRSfun Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 183 Location: Indiana Status: I'm always with fun4ds Swing Lifestyle Name:mrmrsfun	Re: The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing 9. Because i think my wife had an affair. I'm sure of it because she had a yeast infection and i had to take medicine for it? She is an airline stewardess, so i'm looking for something for myself. True conversation from a married male, while we were looking for a single male.
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01-23-2008, 03:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
VegasLee Laura's Male Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,951 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Status: Laura's Male	Re: The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing 10. I have to do this because my wife does not want to have sex anymore.
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01-23-2008, 03:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,919 Location: Reno, Nevada Status: Married to Mrs Good Times Swing Lifestyle Name:randp	Re: The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing 11. I only swing to please my husband/wife, I am not really into it myself.
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01-23-2008, 03:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
cubnamy1995 Amateur Naked Acrobats Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 541 Location: East TX Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:cubnamy1995	Re: The Top WRONG Reasons to Swing 13) My wife hates golf and I hate going antique shopping. This is the only activity we can agree on.
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