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Old 01-26-2008, 10:57 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I think I've seen that with the comment added: "Oh she's really shy, but if you ask her to dance or get her talking she comes out of her shell" as I look over and she is bored out of her mind and looking stressed simoultaneously....
Don't forget to mention we were at an on-premise club, she was wearing a sweat suit and he asked me to dance under the pretense of "my wife doesn't dance". The above comment followed (to each of us seperately). My reply was that's odd she won't dance with you but she'll dance with my husband?
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Old 01-26-2008, 11:28 AM   #17 (permalink)
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#14 - We are BORED, and our sex life with each other is BORING.

Hmmmm, that really makes me want to have sex with you sexually boring people....not!
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:41 AM   #18 (permalink)
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15. Trying to hook up on personal ads. I will meet all prospective couples first and decide if my wife can meet them then.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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16. To teach my wife/husband to be more sexually open and learn new things.

I love the lifestyle because of the new things we have learnt. But I would have put foot to ass if I was dragged into the lifestyle because Dog thought I NEEDED to learn something.
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17. To alleviate fears of cheating in our relationship.
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17. To alleviate fears of cheating in our relationship.
18. Looking for a female to help with husband's birthday.

Didn't make this one up. Just read it at Swing Lifestyle.
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You had an affair in the past and now you are trying to make up for it
You want to cheat but figure if you go about it this way you can at least get permission
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1. Free condoms.
2. The club buffet
3. Find love.
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To live out a fantasy that only one in the relationship has.
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Your wife refuses to give you blowjobs and you figure swinging is a good way to get some
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Would you say that the pursuit of self actualization could be a bad reason?
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1. Free condoms.
2. The club buffet
3. Find love.
4. Find members for your bible study.
no mention of the helper monkeys?

i'm as red blooded as the next guy, but i'm getting sick of the "we joined the lifestyle because we wanted a FMF, realised how scarce unicorns are, and thought if we "full swap" and just play with his partner, it's an easy way to get our FMF.

i'll probably be boo'd off the boards, but girl on girl is about the least exciting thing about swinging.
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Susan here with a real quote from a guy: "If my wife sees me having anal sex with you she'll see it's okay and not against god or anything." One of the few times I've actually been stunned to silence.
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"we joined the lifestyle because we wanted a FMF, realised how scarce unicorns are, and thought if we "full swap" and just play with his partner, it's an easy way to get our FMF...
No doubt. I love that one. At our local club, there are so many couples where HE is listed as FULL SWAP and SHE is listed as SOFT SWAP. lol It makes me feel sorry for the poor guys in the couples they hook up with. WHAT are they thinking?
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Susan here with a real quote from a guy: "If my wife sees me having anal sex with you she'll see it's okay and not against god or anything." One of the few times I've actually been stunned to silence.
Did he say this in the middle of getting some ass from you
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