Surprises you hope never to discover when meeting swingers

[LikeMinds321]

There are some things I've not come across when meeting swingers for a personal meet and I hope I never do.

Here are a few:

1. Bad teeth - I can't imagine kissing someone with rotting unhealthy teeth. I think this is why I like seeing a big smile in people's profiles, it gives me some assurance that I will like their mouth.

2. I never want to go on a date with 'Hal' - Halitosis would stop anything from happening. I would have to be three feet away just to talk to the person! On the other hand, if a person's breathe smells like the great meal we just had, that's okay, I have often found I want to lick that great pepperoni pizza right out of his mouth.

3: An ugly penis - I've seen enough pics of bad ones that I fear one day when I meet one I'll freeze up right then and there and have to play sick, then rush out the door.


Anyone have some things you hope never to discover? Or maybe you have, and want to share how you handled the situation.

LM

[JandCMI]

4. Obnoxious, aggressive and rude men who can't keep their hands to themselves. They turn my wife off and annoy the hell out of me, as well.

[BradAndJanet]

Genital sores. Goes without saying I suppose.

Just what makes a penis 'ugly', LM?

-B

[pumpkins1970]

Suprises,...hmmm 1) That couple you met online w/o pics that you really seemed to click with, you go meet them and it's a relative of some sort!
2) Some funky B.O. 3) You meet the other swingers for the first time for dinner in a nice quiet restaurant and "THEY TALK LIKE THIS ABOUT EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY THE FACT IT IS NICE TO MEET MORE SWINGERS RIGHT HERE IN THIS RESTAURANT!"

[LikeMinds321]

Originally Posted by BradAndJanet

Just what makes a penis 'ugly', LM?

-B

You would have to ask.

Giving an anwer without offending anyone might be hard, somebody out there probably has a penis I wouldn't find pretty, but here goes.

A bent one, not curved, curved is okay, but I've seen them take a 'turn' for the worse.

A very long one that is also very skinny.

A penis that looks like the head exploded - like the atom bomb - I believe those are called a mushroom head penis.

LM

[LikeMinds321]

Originally Posted by pumpkins1970

Suprises,...hmmm

2) Some funky B.O.

That was one I was going to list but it slipped my nose.

Body odor is a bad surprise we've not experienced. Thank gawd!

LM

[BradAndJanet]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

You would have to ask. ...

LM

Hey, I'm the owner of one! I'm relieved that mine is not one of the described.

-B

[LikeMinds321]

Originally Posted by BradAndJanet

Hey, I'm the owner of one! I'm relieved that mine is not one of the described.

-B

I should add to this thread that an unattractive penis is in the eye of the beholder...why did that just make me laugh? I crack myself up sometimes.

There are other women who would love any of the penises I described.

LM

[Chip_n_Muffy]

A major turn off for us is uneducated, illiterate, and stupid. Fortunately, we manage to weed those out early in the process in most cases. A more subtle turnoff to me is a lack of introspection, a lack of self awareness. To me, that indicates a shallowness and want of imagination. We like to talk about more than the new camper shell he bought or the chicken broaster she got for her birthday.

Chip

[LikeMinds321]

Sharp fingernails

I hope I don't discover that when my playmate's fingers are inside my vagina he has razor nails. Ouch!

I do pack a fine emery board in my play bag, just in case.

LM

[ohash01]

Slobs. Definately slobs. When first meeting, I like to imagine that they take as much time to get ready as I do (which isn't very long...but it's very careful). Don't show up with dirty under your nails or grime on your face or shirts with holes in it or shoes that are falling apart. *yikes*

[flkeyscouple]

Originally Posted by pumpkins1970

You meet the other swingers for the first time for dinner in a nice quiet restaurant and "THEY TALK LIKE THIS ABOUT EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY THE FACT IT IS NICE TO MEET MORE SWINGERS RIGHT HERE IN THIS RESTAURANT!"

Yep.. that would be my nightmare! Especially if I knew other vanilla people in the restaurant. And the 'loud talker' didn't take the hint to keep it down!

Sarah

[tribbles]

How many of you can tell the difference between BO and phermones that are a turn off for you personally?

Just curious.

I've met one male and one female who were clean but smelled horrible to me. D has met one female.
Considering how good phermones make me wet and excited without a touch, we figure we found the opposite of the good ones in those few that we couldn't stand.

S

[Chicup]

Originally Posted by tribbles

How many of you can tell the difference between BO and phermones that are a turn off for you personally?

Just curious.

I've met one male and one female who were clean but smelled horrible to me. D has met one female.
Considering how good phermones make me wet and excited without a touch, we figure we found the opposite of the good ones in those few that we couldn't stand.

S

How did you know they were clean? There are a few rare conditions where people have a bad oder but mostly stink is stink. I've known people who don't use soap but shower regularly (all European). They all stank. You get the grime off but you don't get rid of the oils and the bacteria causing most of the stink. Interestingly for me, when I was sick and on a long term anti-biotic, I had almost no BO even when I should have been pretty ripe. After I went off I started to stink again if not properly showered.

Phermones themselves are sentless and so far there is no real proof they effect humans strongly and are still being studied. Even if you could have a negative reaction to the phermone they wouldn't smell 'bad' they would just be a turn off that goes directly to the brain (so again no smell).

My guess is that couple just stank

Now on direct topic...

B.O. is bad, but if there is going to be oral sex involved we EXPECT people to have showered just prior to showing up. Doing it in the morning isn't good enough for a party at 10pm, and that stink isn't a turn on for me or my wife.

[tribbles]

Chicup,

I have met 4 humans with super good, make me wet, phermones...all had a scent to me, 3 awesome smelling and one almost no scent but I got soaking wet when I was near. 3 males and one female so far. facelick (They maybe scentless to most people but I am part bitch )

And the not so good (okay, icky, horrible scents) were NOT a couple. One was a male, part of a couple and SHE tasted sweet and yummy and others had not a bit of trouble kissing and licking him ....heck, he kissed great and tasted clean in his mouth but the back of his neck, ears and his pubes had a scent that killed all the good stuff. And we met in a hot pool so 90% of scent was chlorine.

And we have met up with the same people more than once...we did a lot more club and group activity at that time. I even noticed cologne on him a few times that smelled good but up close, I got that same neg thing and gave him a hug and moved on. No one else but me seems to have any problem being near him and I've watched him get plenty of bj's from many other females AND they do come back for repeats. And it's not like he is anything special other than a nice guy.



The female that turned off my hubby tasted good to me...we BOTH ate her and he passed on more and I did most the licking while he used his fingers and kept his nose out of her vaginal area. Later he told me why.

/Sorry for thread drift

If others don't agree someone is smelly and find them yummy, I tend to know it's me. YMMV

S