Lies for Sex?

[freekynme]

Mr GT tell us all how you got a black eye during a swinging session. Only thing that comes to my mind is swinging balls or tits are dangerous lol.

[gatorvol64]

Originally Posted by good times

Yea, I guess if one were to review my life, I have in fact, established that dubious trend.

Hey, did I ever tell you the one about how I got a black eye during a swinging play session. I am never doing MFM again, to damned dangerous.

Did you think we were going to let this just slide by? Details, details!

Vol

[ohhandahh]

Seems like a lie is like a woman wearing falsies to a swing party. The real thing is going to become obvious, or she has to fuck with her blouse on the whole night. Play with what you have.

[good times]

Alright, in retrospect it was kind of funny...odd, it seems like a lot of my adventures turn out that way.

Anyway, we were at the club in the public play room. I had my head between the womans legs when her boyfriend decided that it would be cool for her to give him a bj at the same time. As he was swinging his leg over her to get in the appropriate position, he kneed me hard in the right eye. Couldn't have hit my eye more square if he had been aiming for it. As soon as I came to, I continued on as if nothing had happened. Didn't mention it to anyone, yea, I am pretty tough.

The next morning when we were getting out of bed Mrs. GT says, "What have you got all over your eye?". I said, "beats me." and went and looked in the mirror. You guessed it I had a serious shinner. Funny thing is, it took me about 10 minutes to figure out where I had got it. When I told Mrs. GT what happened I almost thought I was going to lose her for a minute, it worked out ok though, I guess you can't literally "die" laughing, at least she survived it that time.

The funniest thing was that my vanilla friends kept asking me how I got the black eye. Turns out, in this case at least, the truth again works out just fine. When I said, "Well, you see, I was eating this girls pussy and her boyfriend kneed me in the eye." They all went, "Yea right, good one R" and dropped the subject.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by good times

As soon as I came to, I continued on as if nothing had happened.

You know - if memory serves, you've hurt yourself a few times during sex... More casino stories as I recall.

Let's just say that if we ever decide to elect someone to go buy the Swinger's Board Lottery Ticket - it won't be you...



You're right, though. You are one tough SOB.

Spoomonkey

[gatorvol64]

OMG. I had to stop laughing just to be able to type how funny that is. I must say though, that your performance under fire is impressive!

Vol

[aahours1]

If you tell lies, it cums around and bits you in the BUTT. Be honest and willing to ask questions. If someone lies to you about one thing, what is to say they are not lying to you about ALL thinks. Meaning " being DD free etc". Not a chance. I know and I would think that anyone knows of people and couple that like bareback. So as I said before, anyone could be lying to impress. But choose your playmates carefully and use your gut feeling on people.

[WesternSwing]

Originally Posted by alphaplaycpl

Since so many of us swingers are in this for the "friends with benefits" perk, have any of you ever stretched the truth a bit to gain the interest of another couple?

If so, what is the most outrageous fib you have ever told?

Were you once in a band that gained 15 minutes of fame? Are you a custodian and described your work as the Director of Sanitaiton? Are you close personal friends with Madonna, and sure that you can get her to have coffee with me? Was it your original idea that launched the entire site of Ebay?

Just curious...

Why fib? We don't need to get laid by others THAT bad to have to lie to make ourselves more attractive to them. I would hope that others don't do it to us either.

Mr. WS

[AZ Dreaming]

Originally Posted by good times

Alright, in retrospect it was kind of funny...odd, it seems like a lot of my adventures turn out that way.

Anyway, we were at the club in the public play room. I had my head between the womans legs when her boyfriend decided that it would be cool for her to give him a bj at the same time. As he was swinging his leg over her to get in the appropriate position, he kneed me hard in the right eye. Couldn't have hit my eye more square if he had been aiming for it. As soon as I came to, I continued on as if nothing had happened. Didn't mention it to anyone, yea, I am pretty tough.

The next morning when we were getting out of bed Mrs. GT says, "What have you got all over your eye?". I said, "beats me." and went and looked in the mirror. You guessed it I had a serious shinner. Funny thing is, it took me about 10 minutes to figure out where I had got it. When I told Mrs. GT what happened I almost thought I was going to lose her for a minute, it worked out ok though, I guess you can't literally "die" laughing, at least she survived it that time.

The funniest thing was that my vanilla friends kept asking me how I got the black eye. Turns out, in this case at least, the truth again works out just fine. When I said, "Well, you see, I was eating this girls pussy and her boyfriend kneed me in the eye." They all went, "Yea right, good one R" and dropped the subject.

I don't know how I missed this great story!!! Good thing the kids are not home to ask me why I am laughing so hard!!!

What was the funniest to me is thinking about you telling your vanilla friends that story and the irritated looks on their faces cuz you won't tell them how you REALLY got the black eye!!!

[Tybee Swing]

Originally Posted by good times

The funniest thing was that my vanilla friends kept asking me how I got the black eye. Turns out, in this case at least, the truth again works out just fine. When I said, "Well, you see, I was eating this girls pussy and her boyfriend kneed me in the eye." They all went, "Yea right, good one R" and dropped the subject.

Hilarious!!!

[JustAskJulie]

I will occasionally lie about what I do.... or rather omit the truth. I have found that, for some, telling people I run a swinger site gives them the automatic belief that we are bed-post notching bed-hoppers that fuck anything that moves.

[jdavisauto]

Ok I will response to this one. I despise lies of anykind. Both me and my husband is totally honset with everyone when it come to playing around. Sometimes it just don't work out sometimes it does. We are not the ones that will fuck or get fuck by just anyone. I do play with some strangers in the chair room once in a while but on the most part I like to talk to a person before they place their dick in my pussy. If you feel like you have to lie to me to fuck me then you are not worth me fucking. That's just my point of view. I also feel the same about women, you don't have to lie to me to lick my pussy or for me to lick your pussy.
The lady half.
(I can get used to this).

[2insandiego4u]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

I have found that, for some, telling people I run a swinger site gives them the automatic belief that we are bed-post notching bed-hoppers that fuck anything that moves.

Awww, now you've ruined it for us!

Originally Posted by jdavisauto

Ok I will response to this one. I despise lies of anykind. Both me and my husband is totally honset with everyone when it come to playing around. Sometimes it just don't work out sometimes it does. We are not the ones that will fuck or get fuck by just anyone. I do play with some strangers in the chair room once in a while but on the most part I like to talk to a person before they place their dick in my pussy. If you feel like you have to lie to me to fuck me then you are not worth me fucking. That's just my point of view. I also feel the same about women, you don't have to lie to me to lick my pussy or for me to lick your pussy.
The lady half.
(I can get used to this).

Looks like you're taking over the account, Lady half! We despise lying as well. Sometimes we'll avoid certain topics with others (reverse TMI), but that is not considered lying, or is it?

[jdavisauto]

Originally Posted by 2insandiego4u

Awww, now you've ruined it for us!



Looks like you're taking over the account, Lady half! We despise lying as well. Sometimes we'll avoid certain topics with others (reverse TMI), but that is not considered lying, or is it?

Looks as if I going to have to get her set up with her own account now, Damn I created a Swinger Board Post monster.
God I do love her with all my heart!

[bicuriocpl]

Well one time in porn camp.....

The only lie we ever tell is to our son as to where we met our new friends. And even that's more a half truth.

our life is complicated enough without having to try and keep track of what lies we tell who.