She finally got banged

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by intuition897

Now I'm an optimist, so I wanted to believe this one. But then came the 'burying all 11 inches in her' part. Now, I'm a woman, and I don't think there is a woman alive with a pussy that can accommodate more than 7 or 8 inches of length.

Let the OP come back and explain that away and then maybe I'll offer some advice. :rollseyes:

Geez, I...

Maybe he folded the damn thing...



That's what I do

Spoomonkey

[angelrose85053]

Two points to make and I will scoot my cutelitte rear, right out of here.
1. I have a bf who is currently packing a 10 inch cock and I am 5' 9" I have a long torso, long legs, etc. I have had two children and I know that I also have a long "canal" due to the long labor and comments my doctor made during labor. SO, my summation is this. I can take all 10 inches, it is humanly possible. However, It doesn't feel great to be pounded like a jackhammer from him. I can usually "moan" my way through it. (Knowing it is bringing him to complete ecstasy), but I gotta tell ya, if you're wife can handle 11 inches you have picked a winner.

2. Because I have a boyfriend with a 10" cock and a husband with an average 6.5" I have to do Keigals, RELIGIOUSLY. In the car, in the grocery line, watching T.V. in the shower, in bed, before I fall asleep. Because of this I have received HUGE compliments from my husband. After I get a good session from my boyfriend, my husband will enter me immediately and exclaim "Wow Baby! I can't believe you can get so tight SO FAST after him!"

So, there they are..my two points. If anyone cares hehe

Aimee

[pumpkins1970]

Now I know we have spent too much time on this already, but did anybody notice where this post came from???? Canada! That explains it all completely, they are on the metric system over there! So now that we have this knowledge, we can figure that 11 inches was intended to be 11 cm! Going on with new found fact, we can figure that 2.54cm = 1", so their poor broken down commuter had a whopping 4.33" of woman pleasing cock! Which leads me too wonder, just how small of a cock the author had?

[sexyshelby]

~SS

[Ken2828]

All of you, except a couple posters who were sincere can all GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

I think you're all stupid American yankees anyway. You likely think I live in an igloo since I am CANADIAN.

To the idiot who stated Canada used the metric system - true, we do, but we also use Imperial just as much as metric. Maybe it's because Canadians understand how to use both systems, while you dumb as a stump yankees can't absorb that much information and confuse the two. Ever watch the Rick Mercer Report? He makes fun of yanks on camera by asking them questions and watching them try to answer it - while us Canadians sit back and watch you all making fools of yourselves on camera. I honestly can't believe how many Americans actually think that we do indeed live in igloos, or even think we have a President!

So who are you all to call troll, or bullshitter? You're not bright enough to know the difference. Go back to your pathetic lives. No wonder nobody likes America. Isn't your war monger President on TV giving his speech about fighting terror or something? Go watch it and let him brainwash you further.

Stupid fucking Americans.

[Spoomonkey]

Spoomonkey

[LOL_OMG]

I think we should invade Canada and take all their 11 inch cocks!

Who's with me?

Mrs LOL

[intuition897]

NNNNOOOOOOO! Not the 11" cocks!

Ken, I'm Canadian too. We're supposed to be the polite ones, remember? Let's not get all bitchy with each other.

You have to admit, going back and re-reading your post, that it does sound strikingly like a Penthouse forum article. I'm not saying it didn't happen - frankly I hope it did because it must've been fun while it lasted - but you have to understand that you're brand new to the board, so we don't know you. Pardon us for being a bit skeptical. I still don't think it's a good reason to resort to belittling or name-calling.

If you're serious about your problem, just say so and we'll help. Really.

[sereneiders]

Originally Posted by Happypair

Sereneiders, old buddy, where are you and your flame-thrower? Here's another mysogynistic jerk-off who would benefit from your roasting skills. Granted, this one doesn't promote the use of alcohol or drugs to get her horizontal, but that same disrespect is so, so evident. Like other respondents we suspect (hope) this tale would be more correctly posted on a fiction board under the heading "I don't want a wife, I want a porn pig".

Wow, I am flattered here... Me and my flame thrower became FAMOUS!

But no, no flames this time, let's save gas for something better. At least, I need to buy the story before turning on my weapon.

Seriously, I was reading this, and by the time the wife went out for a cigarette, I began expecting to find out the cliches every cuckolding story you'd find at asstr.org have: the guy is way bigger than the hubby, he does it bareback and cum inside, her pussy is so open afterwards he notice it (well, I missed in this one), and later on she told hubby she was unable to feel him after taking such a guy. Of course, there are other cliche required here: more than ten inches and the word "massive". Except for one, if found them all, one by one.

I tought to myself, "ok, it's me, soemthing like this may actually happen, I'd rather shut up". But it was ovious it wasn't me, most of the members who posted didn't bought it either.

But look again, read the very first paragraph: "First post here. I've been lurking for a bit, waiting until I could finally post one of these myself.".

"One of these?" One of what? You hardly found in the forum people telling their experiences, unless it have a point and there are something to discuss about it. The very few exceptions were deem as trolling by the members. So this guy not even read the forum, at least he seem to look for these stories and got the impression we spend our time teasing and arousing each other with our stories, wheter real or fictional, and he did the same: posted "one of these" stories. And indeed, he suscribed the same day he posted. He "lurked for a bit", and it's true, just a couple of seconds is "a bit".

So, give my torch a rest. Fantasy is harmless, just let me suggest Ken to post his story at asstr.org, at least his story is way more decently written than the average.

At last, this is one of the side effects internet have: people can take adventage of the anonimity to say and do things they wouldn't in the real life. People can play "as if they were someone else" and have an insight of third ones reactions and the eventual outcome. After all, this is what defines a "game", and activity where people can train skills and try behaviors in a safe sandbox, without the risk it'd have to do the same in real life. Pick any game (chess, tic-tac-toe, poker, D&D/RPGs, bridge... any game) and you'll see what I mean, so internet became a huge playground where people can play (free form) games and do "as if" it were real.

And this is good: people can be upfront (even when hidding behind a nickname) about their fantasies, they can express toughs they have and that they wouldn't when face to face with someone else.

It's true, this could become a disturbing noise for some of us, as in this forum, and because of what you said, that it could misslead someone to think this story have to do with swinging (and even when cuckolding and swinging share many aspects in common). But the answers this story got makes it clear this isn't the case.

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by Ken2828

I honestly can't believe how many Americans actually think that we do indeed live in igloos, or even think we have a President!

Y'know, this is why I love this board, I learn something new -- or in this case two things -- every day.



Thrax
P.S. Ken, as for your story, as some of my igloo-dwelling Canadian friends might say, "I'm having Nunavut."

[Chicup]

Originally Posted by intuition897

You have to admit, going back and re-reading your post, that it does sound strikingly like a Penthouse forum article. I'm not saying it didn't happen -

Ok I'll say it...

It didn't happen.

Next troll please....

[Chip_n_Muffy]

Originally Posted by Chicup

Ok I'll say it...

It didn't happen.

Next troll please....

You know, it does sound flimsy, whimsical, and made up, but .......... had you told me a couple years ago some of the experiences Muffy and I would have had, some of the things we might see and do, the things we would feel, I would have laughed and shrugged it off as fantasy. Soooooo ........ although I find the story far fetched and implausible on the face of it, I would never dismiss it offhand and make a blanket statement that it "didn't happen." Sometimes the truth can be stranger than fiction. Even internet fiction!

Chip

[pumpkins1970]

Wow, touchy little thing aren't you! Well I really don't see anywhere in any post insulting Canadiens, where my fathers side of the family happens to be from, so why Ken do you think we are insulting you or the rest of your fellow countrymen(and women). The feedback you recieved, I believe, is more than appropriate for a post that really is out of it's element here. This is a forum here for discussion, questions, and opinions. If you can't handle critiscism, or an occassional laugh at your expense, you really shouldn't be posting such a preposterous story.

P.S. The Rick Mercer Report is funny as hell, we usually try to catch it when we visit Canada, which is quite often. Although it is a thinly veiled rip-off of Johnny Carson's and Jay Leno's "Street Walking", it is good for a laugh. You know, where a reporter goes out, asks questions, gets a few dumb answers and doesn't play the rest. C'mon Ken, do you really think American's believe you live in igloos???

Man, I've wasted too much time on this already, I should have stuck by my original reply

[lovedoctor]

Wow.

I just got back from Canada last week, Ken and didn't meet anyone who was ugly to me, even though I am from the US. We were up in Ontario to see my favorite little boy singer/songwriter, Rob Thomas and went to 3 shows and had a lovely time. My friend and I met some awesome people, right on?! No one was rude, although you Canadians seem to be a little more reserved than us southerners, LOL.

Anyway, keep in mind Ken, that this is a public board, and people can and do say anything they want. I've only seen 11" once, and that was in the gross anatomy lab in first year med school. I know it was 11" because, well - you know - we have to quantitate everything for the sake of science . Thank God it wasn't my cadaver, because it would have freaked me out to see that big thing every day. I would have probably started to associate large penises with the smell of formaldehyde. I might have even had to cover it with 2 or 3 maple leafs (Can you say Darcy Tucker?!?)...Next thing you know I would start associating maple leafs with big penises, and get unusually horny anytime I passed a Maple tree. But I digress (as usual.) Give us American Idiots a little bit of a break. We can't help it if we are jaded.

And I'm still coming back to Canada soon. Not to measure penises, but to go to a few more concerts. Still, you do have my interest, eh?!

[silverlover]

There was a man from Kent
that had one so big it bent
without any trouble
he put it in double
so instead of cumming he went