Wheres Waldo? Pictures

[ENCRYPTEDTX]

A couple on Swing Lifestyle opened their private pics to me and each and every photo has multiple people in them.

Of the 9 million people in the photos, who am I meeting?

When meeting them at Starbucks, should I look for the actresses present at the 2008, 2009 and 2010 AVN awards? They were in the pics! Should I look for the 29 other naked ladies at Hedo?

It really helps that the photos are over a span of two or three persona and hair color changes of the lady.....

After analyzing all the photos, I think I have an idea of what she looks like. She is female with short or long blond or brunette hair. It might be in a ponytail or bobbed, or curly. It may even have highlights. She is somewhere between 5 ft and 5'9 and 100 to 150 pounds. She may have a tattoo on her inner thigh, breast or hip. She might wear sunglasses. She could have on hoop earrings and a necklace and quite possibly a wedding band.

I cant wait to spot her during the busiest hours at Starbucks!

Kyle

[VegasLee]

You are not alone on this one.

That is just about as bad as profiles with no pictures.

Some sites do not allow you to post pictures with others in them. I believe from a common sense point and some legal points all sites should do that. In most cases I am betting that the person that posted the pictures do not have permission to post others pictures on a swingers web site.

Hate to say that in the Internet world most people don't use the common sense that God gave a rock.

[sweet_tna]

Aunt Jemima's socks! Were they serious?!? Did their profile give any descriptions? (shakes head)

If you can't recognize 'em when passing by 'em in Wal-Mart, I wouldn't head to Starbucks for anything but a coffee.

[ENCRYPTEDTX]

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

Aunt Jemima's socks! Were they serious?!? Did their profile give any descriptions? (shakes head)

If you can't recognize 'em when passing by 'em in Wal-Mart, I wouldn't head to Starbucks for anything but a coffee.

You crack me up!

No descriptions at all......wait One male, one Female........I have Agent Gibbs and his team from NCIS on it now. IF they cant crack it I am having Horatio bring some CSI guys in.


Thanks for making my day with the Walmart/Starbucks comment (folks its an inside joke....many of you may have read it here )

Kyle

[sweet_tna]

Originally Posted by ENCRYPTEDTX

You crack me up!

No descriptions at all......wait One male, one Female........I have Agent Gibbs and his team from NCIS on it now. IF they cant crack it I am having Horatio bring some CSI guys in.


Thanks for making my day with the Walmart/Starbucks comment (folks its an inside joke....many of you may have read it here )

Kyle

(takes a bow)

Okay, that narrows it down by . . . oh . . . NOTHING! Unless they sent DNA samples with their email (ick!), then you just might be out of luck.

And anytime, Darlin'.

=)

[JustAskJulie]

So the only pics they had were private and then when opened they were all group shots?

Crazy!

[realcplub2]

Could be worse, imagine the private pics being nearly the same as the public ones, WITHOUT HEADS OR FACES... Just bliatant body pics

[couple04ever]

Hi,
we've had similar issues.

It seems like most of the time we get shown blurry or poorly taken photos, or some chopped up photo with a bunch of people and blurry faces.

How in the world do you determine any attraction level if your photos are horrible. Heck, I'll come over and take some for you.

Mr. couple04ever.

[TwoAreLooking]

Originally Posted by couple04ever

Hi,
we've had similar issues.

It seems like most of the time we get shown blurry or poorly taken photos, or some chopped up photo with a bunch of people and blurry faces.

How in the world do you determine any attraction level if your photos are horrible. Heck, I'll come over and take some for you.

Mr. couple04ever.

Promise? We could use a photographer!

We have one clear vanilla head/shoulders shot of us up. We *want* some naughty pix together, as I am somehow squicked about putting up pictures of just me or just him that we each take. No, I can't explain that.

M.

[funcoupledayton]

Most digital cameras have a timer you can set. I've done it and it takes a little to make sure you're in the frame, but once you get it set it's easy to take pictures of yourself (selves). I set mine to wait 10 seconds then take 2 photos. Then you're more likely to get one with your eyes open and smiling, or looking sultry, or whatever you're going for!

[TwoAreLooking]

Originally Posted by funcoupledayton

Most digital cameras have a timer you can set. I've done it and it takes a little to make sure you're in the frame, but once you get it set it's easy to take pictures of yourself (selves). I set mine to wait 10 seconds then take 2 photos. Then you're more likely to get one with your eyes open and smiling, or looking sultry, or whatever you're going for!

Okay, I'm a dip. This option didn't even occur to me! Thank you!

M.

[Chicup]

My favorite are still "couples" where their profile pictures are usually one of the wife at a social setting and then the man holding the camera up to the mirror in the bathroom.

Ummmm.....you know if she were interested (or existed) you could just have HER take your picture.

The group shots only people I've been able to identify the real people as through say a club, almost always find the least attractive person and thats who it is in the shot. I guess having better looking friends or the like somehow makes them look better

[couple04ever]

Originally Posted by TwoAreLooking

Promise? We could use a photographer!

We have one clear vanilla head/shoulders shot of us up. We *want* some naughty pix together, as I am somehow squicked about putting up pictures of just me or just him that we each take. No, I can't explain that.

M.

Absolutely, my second "favorite" thing to do.