Odd emails from people

[red96]

We absolutely hate those kinds of messages. Especially the text type messages.
"How R U", "Ur wife is HOT" are a couple of recent examples. I know they are attempting to make
a first contact but give me a break. Those types of messages get ignored by us.Take the time
to write a short message in ENGLISH that we can all understand.

[lovinher]

Originally Posted by CXXC

I have a document that I have cut and pasted the "Hall of Shame" e-mails. I sent them to Mrs. CXXC for her to laugh about. I collect them as a hobby!

I particularly love the single males who, for some reason, cannot get it through their thick skulls, We will find them if we are so inclined.

My favorite E-mail to date is as follows:

"Hey! Your wife has a sweet ass! I would love to fuck her there! Hook me up!"

Now, that was straight forward without any invitation and a complete disregaurd for the fact that we are not looking for single males. So, I felt is was open season.

I simply replied with,

"Thanks, but No thanks. Why would she want you? She already has one asshole!"

I've not heard from him since!

As for the ambiguous e-mails, go ahead and bait them. You never know, they may be entertaining at the very least!

my .02

Perfect.

[djjwp]

I don't know... we don't mind the simple hellos. To us that means they are interested in what they see and lets us look at them. What is expected, War and peace? We have no idea what they are into and they do not know what we are into so why cut them short? I've met many people in life and until I say hello and start talking to them there is no way to tell what they will be like. We don't consider it some game to be creative in starting a conversation with something simple when we do not know someone...yet.

As for a direct proposition... ah... No. Not going to happen especially from single males. We always assume there is a good reason they are single and from what little chance we gave a couple, we were right.

[realcplub2]

Ah yes, the Emails from the over stimulated

think that the pyschic energy of the fantasies they are having just reading our info, seeing the blurred pics, and writing to us will convey

Y'see these folks forget they are missing the first form of foreplay in this lifestyle.. they have the chance to stimulate the largest sex organ, but dont..

These are also often the same people, that when it comes to writing a profile, answer essay questions with either nonsense or "wanna meet for XXX"

We recently came across a single womans profile on Swing Lifestyle, she was new and when we opened the profile, it was clear she may have been new to the site but certainly wasnt new to the lifestyle.. well written, explained what she was seeking and not seeking.. and to be honest, it was stimulating to read.. because of the possiblities it held..

[mikeandjenn2001]

For the emails from people that just say "hello", I send a simple "hello" back to them. I'll admit, I'm not the best conversation starter, but if you're going to be the one sending an email, you're the one starting the conversation.

When we send an email to somebody we're interested in, I at least take the time to introduce ourselves, why shouldn't it be the same.

We haven't received any odd emails although there was one couple we contacted on Swing Lifestyle. Their profile only has a picture of her but they said they have more pictures so we figured, what the heck. We started chatting with them on yahoo and the first thing they said is "we only share nudes, no face pics".

[exploringRM]

Not sure if this is odd, but just struck me that way:

Received an email from a couple, maybe about 30 minutes away. It starts, looking for a couple fun in/out of bedroom and they can send pictures via cellphone. Also states they are new to this, but Swing Lifestyle profile has been since 2 years ago. Their profile also states they are looking for single men, not as much into couples based on the Interest Level bars.

They state that they are professionals and disgression is a must. Come, we all have something to lose, at least put some private pics on line and open them up as needed!

Based on their stated height and weight I'm not sure there would be an interest, wife is into guys much taller. Not sure about her HWP with no pic.

Our profile asks that anyone contacting to please include a picture of both. Just saves time.

I don't plan to respond.

[SoFlaCp]

Just received our strangest one to-date this evening. Complete stream of consciousness with no pause for breath, lots of drama already thrown in - and no indication they even know who they are contacting / have read profile.

Always feel we should wish folks like this the best as they seem nervous or disturbed even in print...but no way would we ever want to meet and be cornered...

They even threw in references to "egor and the bride of frankenstein..." - everyone should figure out how to work that into an intro

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by SoFlaCp

They even threw in references to "egor and the bride of frankenstein..." - everyone should figure out how to work that into an intro

We would never agree to meet people who knew not how to spell Igor.

[red96]

Yes... wow your wife is HOT!!! Yes i would love to fuck her. Let's arrange something maybe at my home.... Send me a message.

This is one we received a couple of days ago. We welcome single males but this is a first message from him and is the bulk of the message. He fit our requirements to possibly meet but our first impression of him left allot to be desired. In our opinion this was rude and uncalled for, almost like he expected us to to hook up right away. I did send him a message back though and so far not a peep out of him since then.

Dude, It ain't about you !

Was all I wrote

[SoFlaCp]

That wasn't the only error - but we are often amazed at how poorly couples manage the grammar and spelling in their emails.

Now...if they had referenced Young Frankenstein....everyone knows it is EYE-gore with an "I"

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... ”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

[curiouscouple69]

Originally Posted by SoFlaCp

That wasn't the only error - but we are often amazed at how poorly couples manage the grammar and spelling in their emails.

Now...if they had referenced Young Frankenstein....everyone knows it is EYE-gore with an "I"

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... ”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

that is way to funny....