Talking about getting caught....

**LFM2** · 08-20-2008, 03:29 AM

I was on Craigslist tonight just playing around. Well, there was this one letter that was in "the best of Craigslist" section. I seriously about died laughing.

Here's the link: best of craigslist : Mom, I know you're there.

Here's the letter:

Mom, I know you're there.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2008-03-11, 4:38PM CDT

Mom, I know you’re out there, reading this.

How do I know you’re out there?

Let’s begin with that ad of mine that you recently responded to, shall we? You know the one I’m talking about. It was entitled, “Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?—m4w--22” That ad ran for three days before I got a response, and I can’t tell you, Mom, how my heart fell when I saw the photo that accompanied the response. It was your Realtor’s headshot, the one on your business card. Even worse was the text of your response. I’m so, so sorry I know now what you’d do to me if we ever “hooked up.” On the other hand, Dad must’ve been a very, very lucky guy back in the day. I dunno, maybe he still is.

I guess, Mom, when I think a bit about it, that I should resign myself to whatever it is that you are doing. After all, you’re an adult and I’m an adult. I can’t tell you what you should do with your life.

But Mom, I’d like to raise a few points.

The first point I’d like to raise is that you’re still married to Dad. Please, please PLEASE tell me that you have his blessing. My mind is reeling now, hoping that you’re not the people who posted “Fun Couple Looking For Others—MW4MW—57” I have a sneaking suspicion, though, that it is you. Now that I know you’re cruising CE, I suspect that there aren’t too many other 57 year old swingers from the Westlake area posting on Craigslist.

The second point I’d like to raise is that you owe it to whoever you’re trying to hook up with to be honest. I mean, I lived with you and Dad for 18 years. You’re not that fun.

Finally, I’d like you to stop responding to my “College Stud Needs a MILF—m4w—22” ads. The only one who should find you to be MILF-y at all is Dad. For me, you are just an “M”. Got it?

Your son.

PS. I’m going to swing by at around 7-7:30-ish to do a load of wash, is that okay? I tried to call you at the office, but they kept telling me that you’re busy.

Location: XXXXXX
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

**fun4Ds** · 08-20-2008, 05:00 AM

See why we dont use Craigs List

jjtrindc · 08-20-2008, 07:27 AM

That's great. I think Mom needs to learn a bit of restraint before sending her pics out willy nilly. But the kid deserves a slap upside the head. Those in glass houses posting ads for sex shouldn't be throwing stones. Gawd...I can only imagine what our kids would think about our activities!

Of course, if they inherited our genes, they are going to have very happy husbands and wives!

**BiloxiCouple** · 08-20-2008, 09:00 AM

Now that is a completely ruined mother fantasy

**two4youinswva** · 08-20-2008, 09:12 AM

Classic!

Thanks for sharing.

JustMrJ · 08-20-2008, 11:00 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... breathe... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

SecretAsianMan · 08-20-2008, 11:59 AM

Okay - someone owes me a new keyboard, monitor, and mouse... I've got bagel with cream cheese all over this one from the spit-take I did in the middle of reading this.

(*still laughing*)

**LFM2** · 08-20-2008, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SecretAsianMan

Okay - someone owes me a new keyboard, monitor, and mouse... I've got bagel with cream cheese all over this one from the spit-take I did in the middle of reading this.

(*still laughing*)

Ummmmmm.. yeah. Diet coke residue isn't pretty, either.

**rpu3** · 08-20-2008, 04:32 PM

Bwahahahaha... I would have love to have seen Mom's face when she read that!

sweet_tna · 08-20-2008, 04:57 PM

(panting) Oh, that was good . .. (wipes tears from eyes)

So . .. using my business card photo is a bad idea, huh?

=)

**TNT** · 08-21-2008, 03:07 PM

OMG! That was too funny

The Mom should reply and tell him...

Son,

Yes it was me and I'm sorry I made the mistake of responding to your ad. I would however like to point out to you that as you said...yes, your father and I are adults and it seems that from your ad, the apple does not fall far from the tree. Yes, your father is a very, very lucky man and regardless of what you "think" you know about us, we are VERY FUN people. I would like to point out to you, that to you I am a "M" but, that MILF you're looking for is someone else's mom so, to someone else (including your father) I am a MILF.

I will make a deal with your son, I will forget about this if you will and we'll never speak of it again.

Love,
Your Mother

PS: If you come to do laundry, bring your own detergent, we are presently out. Your father and I got side tracked the other night with your college roommate and forgot to pick any up.

Teresa

JustMrJ · 08-21-2008, 04:11 PM

TNT,

That would be one of the best responses you could hope to see to the original... nice work!

**LFM2** · 08-21-2008, 06:07 PM

Teresa, That is PRICELESS!!!

I was running errands today and I was thinking about this letter from son to mom and was wondering how she'd respond back. If I had all day, I couldn't have thought of a better response!!

quivers4me · 08-23-2008, 12:04 PM

That was priceless. I can't imagine, having grown sons, what my response would be. Another reason to not have a face picture on any profile.

Pepper & Drew · 08-24-2008, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LFM2

I’m so, so sorry I know now what you’d do to me if we ever “hooked up.” [/b]

Too. Damn. Funny.

Pepper

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08-20-2008, 03:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
LFM2 Happy Fall, Y'all!! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,741 Location: State of Confusion Status: Couple SLS Name:LFM2 Blog Entries: 4	Talking about getting caught.... I was on Craigslist tonight just playing around. Well, there was this one letter that was in "the best of Craigslist" section. I seriously about died laughing. Here's the link: best of craigslist : Mom, I know you're there. Here's the letter: Mom, I know you're there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2008-03-11, 4:38PM CDT Mom, I know you’re out there, reading this. How do I know you’re out there? Let’s begin with that ad of mine that you recently responded to, shall we? You know the one I’m talking about. It was entitled, “Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?—m4w--22” That ad ran for three days before I got a response, and I can’t tell you, Mom, how my heart fell when I saw the photo that accompanied the response. It was your Realtor’s headshot, the one on your business card. Even worse was the text of your response. I’m so, so sorry I know now what you’d do to me if we ever “hooked up.” On the other hand, Dad must’ve been a very, very lucky guy back in the day. I dunno, maybe he still is. I guess, Mom, when I think a bit about it, that I should resign myself to whatever it is that you are doing. After all, you’re an adult and I’m an adult. I can’t tell you what you should do with your life. But Mom, I’d like to raise a few points. The first point I’d like to raise is that you’re still married to Dad. Please, please PLEASE tell me that you have his blessing. My mind is reeling now, hoping that you’re not the people who posted “Fun Couple Looking For Others—MW4MW—57” I have a sneaking suspicion, though, that it is you. Now that I know you’re cruising CE, I suspect that there aren’t too many other 57 year old swingers from the Westlake area posting on Craigslist. The second point I’d like to raise is that you owe it to whoever you’re trying to hook up with to be honest. I mean, I lived with you and Dad for 18 years. You’re not that fun. Finally, I’d like you to stop responding to my “College Stud Needs a MILF—m4w—22” ads. The only one who should find you to be MILF-y at all is Dad. For me, you are just an “M”. Got it? Your son. PS. I’m going to swing by at around 7-7:30-ish to do a load of wash, is that okay? I tried to call you at the office, but they kept telling me that you’re busy. Location: XXXXXX it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests __________________ "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." Jane Austen

08-20-2008, 05:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,820 Location: Indiana. Status: couple SLS Name:mrmrsfun Blog Entries: 15	Re: Talking about getting caught.... See why we dont use Craigs List __________________ well... at least we are normal pervs

08-20-2008, 07:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
jjtrindc Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 182 Location: Washington DC/NoVA Status: Couple SLS Name:jjtrindc	Re: Talking about getting caught.... That's great. I think Mom needs to learn a bit of restraint before sending her pics out willy nilly. But the kid deserves a slap upside the head. Those in glass houses posting ads for sex shouldn't be throwing stones. Gawd...I can only imagine what our kids would think about our activities! Of course, if they inherited our genes, they are going to have very happy husbands and wives! __________________ Get nekkid with us at Desire Cancun May 9-16! In DC? We’re JJTRINDC on SLS and LL

08-20-2008, 09:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple YOUR PLACE OR OURS?? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,693 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits SLS Name:graceful	Re: Talking about getting caught.... Now that is a completely ruined mother fantasy __________________ Billy & Elaine I see naked people.....

08-20-2008, 09:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
two4youinswva Better than Ice Cream Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,220 Location: va Status: Couple. He posts, She reads Blog Entries: 1	Re: Talking about getting caught.... Classic! Thanks for sharing. __________________ The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -Walter Bagehot

08-20-2008, 11:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
JustMrJ Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 337 Location: San Mateo, CA Status: M. Male SLS Name:JustMrandMrsJ	Re: Talking about getting caught.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... breathe... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... __________________ My opinion is just that... take it or leave it. Enjoy the "Now" nothing else exists.

08-20-2008, 11:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 472 Location: Los Angeles Status: Single Male SLS Name:Secret_Asian_Man	Re: Talking about getting caught.... Okay - someone owes me a new keyboard, monitor, and mouse... I've got bagel with cream cheese all over this one from the spit-take I did in the middle of reading this. (still laughing) __________________ I used to be indecisive... now I'm not so sure.

08-20-2008, 04:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
rpu3 Doing it our way... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,463 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female SLS Name:rpu3 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Talking about getting caught.... Bwahahahaha... I would have love to have seen Mom's face when she read that! __________________ I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available. A. Brilliant

08-20-2008, 04:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,863 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet SLS Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Talking about getting caught.... (panting) Oh, that was good . .. (wipes tears from eyes) So . .. using my business card photo is a bad idea, huh? =) __________________ I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than die wondering what it's like.

08-21-2008, 03:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
TNT Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,170 Location: baker, fl, usa Status: couple SLS Name:tblonde312 Blog Entries: 30	Re: Talking about getting caught.... OMG! That was too funny The Mom should reply and tell him... Son, Yes it was me and I'm sorry I made the mistake of responding to your ad. I would however like to point out to you that as you said...yes, your father and I are adults and it seems that from your ad, the apple does not fall far from the tree. Yes, your father is a very, very lucky man and regardless of what you "think" you know about us, we are VERY FUN people. I would like to point out to you, that to you I am a "M" but, that MILF you're looking for is someone else's mom so, to someone else (including your father) I am a MILF. I will make a deal with your son, I will forget about this if you will and we'll never speak of it again. Love, Your Mother PS: If you come to do laundry, bring your own detergent, we are presently out. Your father and I got side tracked the other night with your college roommate and forgot to pick any up. Teresa __________________ Ted and Teresa No lifetime is enough unless you live it in such a way as to make it enough.

08-21-2008, 04:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
JustMrJ Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 337 Location: San Mateo, CA Status: M. Male SLS Name:JustMrandMrsJ	Re: Talking about getting caught.... TNT, That would be one of the best responses you could hope to see to the original... nice work! __________________ My opinion is just that... take it or leave it. Enjoy the "Now" nothing else exists.

08-21-2008, 06:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
LFM2 Happy Fall, Y'all!! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,741 Location: State of Confusion Status: Couple SLS Name:LFM2 Blog Entries: 4	Re: Talking about getting caught.... Teresa, That is PRICELESS!!! I was running errands today and I was thinking about this letter from son to mom and was wondering how she'd respond back. If I had all day, I couldn't have thought of a better response!! __________________ "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." Jane Austen

08-23-2008, 12:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
quivers4me Active Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 31 Location: Idaho Status: Single/F	Re: Talking about getting caught.... That was priceless. I can't imagine, having grown sons, what my response would be. Another reason to not have a face picture on any profile.

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