Overused Profile Terms

[Mr. Sweet]

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

Me, too. Though I'm still keeping, "He's really a laid-back kinda' guy . . ." AND the bit about D/D free. The former is such an apt description of Mr. Sweet. And while the latter should go without saying . . . it doesn't always. Better safe than sorry and all that.

I have, however, taken other overused terms out . ..

=)

Baby......I just want to get laid........but yeah laid back works, it kinda goes when your boss has a picture of you passed out drunk on her bulletin board (at least I'm not alone....my best friends husband is asleep beside me).

[AskMeOk]

OK, there is a lot of comic relief in this thread, but now I feel like I need to rewrite our whole profile. Problem is... now I'm gun shy, what *DO* I write that people want to read??

[fun4Ds]

Originally Posted by AskMeOk

OK, there is a lot of comic relief in this thread, but now I feel like I need to rewrite our whole profile. Problem is... now I'm gun shy, what *DO* I write that people want to read??

Had to perv yours after reading this

Your Swing Lifestyle profile is fine

[Just Passing By]

"Not yet comfortable with firearms, but we definitely enjoy sex"

[dumbasarock10]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

We are an old, out of shape, high strung couple looking for other couples who are not like us. We enjoy playing games of every kind unless they involve fitness. We are not fit and request that you not be either. We enjoy jumping into bed with total strangers. If we know your name that's probably too much information. Obviously, we are not picky. We aren't too happy with each other so if along the way we could find new partners we'd both be better off. If we must get to know you, we prefer to do so through endless emails and online chat. In which case, we will know you too well to have any desire to have sex with you, so it will never happen anyway. If you think the fit the bill and can bring some drama into our lives, please contact us. Single Males Welcome!

Dammit JustAskJulie: You got my hopes up there for a second. I thought I'd found the ONE. Thanks for the laugh.

[anathema]

Originally Posted by Just Passing By

"Not yet comfortable with firearms, but we definitely enjoy sex"

This seems like too much of a total non sequitur to actually attain overused status. I'm missing something, aren't I?

[sjsl]

I have gone through and read all the old posts on this subject looking for things we might have in ours.

I have to agree with many others about the "professional" term. I am to assume that CPA's are better lovers than plumbers? One profile I read made it quite obvious that they were proud of their "professional" status. I wrote them and asked."if you are professional because of higher education, why do you have so many spelling errors?" I didn't get a very nice response :-)

Not sure how others feel about this next one. When we read a profile where there is any bragging, such as, he can last all night and is gifted orally, that raises a red flag. Bragging tells us that the person has a large ego and are not fun to spend any time with.