The worst come on lines you've gotten?

Spoomonkey · 10-09-2006, 08:36 PM

So - here is a recent PM from a married/cheating "single":

"I sure would like to suck her tits and lick her ass while you fuck her! Can we meet?"

I have to say - this really isn't the sort of thing that would work for us - and I explained to him the folly of his approach.

Two questions:

1. Would this work for you - and if so, why? Oh why?

2. What have been the absolute worst come ons you've ever gotten?

Spoomonkey

intuition897 · 10-09-2006, 08:45 PM

Yeah, we've gotten a few like this, too. I don't know which is worse: when the guy addresses ONLY the woman, completely ignoring her husband, or when he addresses only the husband, treating the woman like she's livestock to be bred. :rollseyes

mrs good times · 10-09-2006, 08:46 PM

First to answer your question, no that wouldn't work for me.

I got the worst come on last Saturday. Our local gay bar throws swingers parties once a month and we usually attend. There are many trannies, cross dressers and gay men that also mix with the swinger crowd. While I was dancing with a man dressed in a black leather corsette and skirt he told me I was the best looking pussy in the place. That one doesn't work for me either. :rollseyes

Spoomonkey · 10-09-2006, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intuition897

Yeah, we've gotten a few like this, too. I don't know which is worse: when the guy addresses ONLY the woman, completely ignoring her husband, or when he addresses only the husband, treating the woman like she's livestock to be bred. :rollseyes

I had a guy contact me on Yahoo once... At first he seemed like a great guy - we talked football and he seemed alright...

But I guess one night he had a bit too much to drink and he kept trying to get me into a conversation about what the two of us would do to Mrs Spoo if we all met up. It was creepy - like he wanted to have a cyber-threesome with a virtual woman.

Ick...

Anyway - he was stunned when we told him "good luck."

"What'd I do???" He typed a half dozen times before finally giving up and going away.

Yeah - my wife is just a convenient play toy for me and the boys :rollseyes

Spoomonkey

Spoomonkey · 10-09-2006, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrs good times

While I was dancing with a man dressed in a black leather corsette and skirt...

Well - you had to know nothing good was going to come of that

Spoomonkey

Thrax · 10-09-2006, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrs good times

While I was dancing with a man dressed in a black leather corsette and skirt he told me I was the best looking pussy in the place. That one doesn't work for me either. :rollseyes

Are you sure he wasn't wearing a corset and a kilt?

Just askin'.

Thrax

mrs good times · 10-09-2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

Well - you had to know nothing good was going to come of that

Spoomonkey

I've danced with a classy guy in a skirt...ah.... a kilt before.

Darnit, Thrax you beat me to my come back.

ShellyM · 10-09-2006, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intuition897

Yeah, we've gotten a few like this, too. I don't know which is worse: when the guy addresses ONLY the woman, completely ignoring her husband, or when he addresses only the husband, treating the woman like she's livestock to be bred. :rollseyes

I hear you on this one. Its actually quite frustrating a situation.

**good times** · 10-09-2006, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrs good times

I got the worst come on last Saturday. Our local gay bar throws swingers parties once a month and we usually attend. There are many trannies, cross dressers and gay men that also mix with the swinger crowd. While I was dancing with a man dressed in a black leather corsette and skirt he told me I was the best looking pussy in the place. That one doesn't work for me either. :rollseyes

I thought the better, and much more unique line, was from the same guy in a dress when he said to Mrs. GT, "Would you please dance with me and save me from that gay guy over there that keeps following me around."

Back to your original question, I would have read it something like this, "I sure would like to suck her tits and"...DELETE!!!

RnLinohio · 10-09-2006, 09:38 PM

OK our profile says that we are looking for a SINGLE bi-female that is local to our area.

This is the one we received from a couple.

"could your wife eat me and suck my man ?"

i mean come on, do they really think this will work?

R and L

Chicup · 10-09-2006, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrs good times

I've danced with a classy guy in a skirt...ah.... a kilt before.

I think this is the one and only time that kilt smiley will fit a post perfectly.

lovinher · 10-09-2006, 10:01 PM

Next time you get an asshole like that go along with it. Tell him how much you would like to bang his ass with a sawsall or cordless drill. Ask him if he's into electroshock orgasms! Don't forget to tell him about your German Shepard that loves to play too.
Well, then again.....better not but it would be fun.

sereneiders · 10-09-2006, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovinher

Next time you get an asshole like that go along with it. Tell him how much you would like to bang his ass with a sawsall or cordless drill. Ask him if he's into electroshock orgasms! Don't forget to tell him about your German Shepard that loves to play too.
Well, then again.....better not but it would be fun.

No way!!! What if the guy says "OH YES, I'D LOVE THAT!".

I think it'd be better to answer the original line "I sure would like to suck her tits and lick her ass while you fuck her! Can we meet?" with something like... "HER ass? how come? HER ass? man! you were so close! You shoud have said 'da ass' and my wife would be wet and craving to fuck you... but now you said 'HER ass'... well, sorry, but you lost your chance".

NCcuriouscpl · 10-09-2006, 11:13 PM

We have also had 'single males' respond to our Swing Lifestyle site......with 'nice ass' and other 'common lines' that we didn't appreciate. Or better yet, the single guy at the club last weekend that sat at the table next to ours and stared at mrsnccurious crotch even tho it was very obvious that she was 'engaged' in play with another male at the time.............. Class? Many don't know what that is! Callous....would be more like it!

WildMiCouple · 10-09-2006, 11:27 PM

Boy....I guess we're missing out on all the fun

We've yet to recieve a single bad pm or email

Must be somethin' wrong with our profiles

And I can't recall one bad come-on line at a dance either

We must be hanging at the wrong places

Brett

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10-09-2006, 08:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,739 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? Swing Lifestyle Name:Spoomonkey	The worst come on lines you've gotten? So - here is a recent PM from a married/cheating "single": "I sure would like to suck her tits and lick her ass while you fuck her! Can we meet?" I have to say - this really isn't the sort of thing that would work for us - and I explained to him the folly of his approach. Two questions: 1. Would this work for you - and if so, why? Oh why? 2. What have been the absolute worst come ons you've ever gotten? Spoomonkey
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10-09-2006, 08:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
intuition897 Canadian, eh? Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,633 Location: Kingston, ON Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:intuition897	Re: The Measure Of Class Yeah, we've gotten a few like this, too. I don't know which is worse: when the guy addresses ONLY the woman, completely ignoring her husband, or when he addresses only the husband, treating the woman like she's livestock to be bred. :rollseyes
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10-09-2006, 08:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
mrs good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,217 Location: Reno, NV Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:randp	Re: The Measure Of Class First to answer your question, no that wouldn't work for me. I got the worst come on last Saturday. Our local gay bar throws swingers parties once a month and we usually attend. There are many trannies, cross dressers and gay men that also mix with the swinger crowd. While I was dancing with a man dressed in a black leather corsette and skirt he told me I was the best looking pussy in the place. That one doesn't work for me either. :rollseyes
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10-09-2006, 09:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
RnLinohio Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 136 Location: Ohio Status: Couple	Re: The Measure Of Class OK our profile says that we are looking for a SINGLE bi-female that is local to our area. This is the one we received from a couple. "could your wife eat me and suck my man ?" i mean come on, do they really think this will work? R and L

10-09-2006, 10:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
lovinher Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,009 Location: cleveland area Status: married to lovinhim	Re: The Measure Of Class Next time you get an asshole like that go along with it. Tell him how much you would like to bang his ass with a sawsall or cordless drill. Ask him if he's into electroshock orgasms! Don't forget to tell him about your German Shepard that loves to play too. Well, then again.....better not but it would be fun.
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10-09-2006, 11:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
NCcuriouscpl Active Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 36 Location: Concord, NC Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:FantaseaCpl	Re: The Measure Of Class We have also had 'single males' respond to our Swing Lifestyle site......with 'nice ass' and other 'common lines' that we didn't appreciate. Or better yet, the single guy at the club last weekend that sat at the table next to ours and stared at mrsnccurious crotch even tho it was very obvious that she was 'engaged' in play with another male at the time.............. Class? Many don't know what that is! Callous....would be more like it!

10-09-2006, 11:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
WildMiCouple Never up.....never in Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 732 Location: se Michigan and se Florida Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:wildmicouple	Re: The Measure Of Class Boy....I guess we're missing out on all the fun We've yet to recieve a single bad pm or email Must be somethin' wrong with our profiles And I can't recall one bad come-on line at a dance either We must be hanging at the wrong places Brett
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