Outstanding things people say in their profile

**LikeMinds321** · 04-20-2005, 07:08 PM

Back in December 2004 I started the thread 50 miles out and 36 men. In that thread I shared some of the more amusing lines I'd found on some men's profiles on SLS.

I checked back today to see if things had changed much. The men have dwindled to 29, and most profiles are new.

Here are some of the standout lines from a few of the new profiles:

"Iowa's best pussy eater"

"I will make you cum like a river and treat you like a queen"

"Give me a chance?" (the opening line from a cheating husband)

"A man who can please everyone"

"just looking what is out there and how people are having fun...and I am not"

"I am sexy (of course!) with a great sense of humor. Oh and I can also breathe thru my ears."

Here are some I found on couple's profiles:

"go easy on us we are ne to this {sorta}"

"here goes nothing"

"wife loves big dicks"

"Dirty Old Man and Sci Fi Freak"

"Still Pondering Swinging"

What outstanding tag lines or statements from profiles have you come across?

LM

permalink · 04-20-2005, 07:21 PM

I'll have to go look but one that sticks out and makes me laugh everytime I see it is a couple who uses the Tag Line:

"Free Beer"

permalink · 04-20-2005, 07:29 PM

I saw a single male use the line

"FREE SHOES"

"If that doesn't get a womans attention-nothing will..."

rntsvo · 04-20-2005, 08:04 PM

I don't know if this really sticks out or not but I found it a little funny

"love to ride with good friends"

**two4youinswva** · 04-20-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

What outstanding tag lines or statements from profiles have you come across?
LM

"Seeking someone to 'tame the beast'

"Like to Fish"

"Git R Done"

"I have a large cock, but not huge"

"The memory you've been looking for"

"Just want to fuck any woman"

"Want to try things I can't get at home"

"Never Satisfied"

"Big, but good"

"Back in the Saddle"

EDIT:

1 More:
"Helping straight guys come out of their shell" :rollseyes

**LikeMinds321** · 04-20-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rntsvo

"love to ride with good friends"

I bet they own a Harley.

Quote:

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

1 More:
"Helping straight guys come out of their shell" :rollseyes

I have to admit, even I would open that profile. A tag line like that gets your curiousity up.

Mr Naughty, "Free Beer" - now that's party people!

LM

DaveNSheila · 04-20-2005, 09:52 PM

There is one near us that states. Will fuck for beer

JnCC · 04-21-2005, 01:09 AM

Best one was on a couples profile on another swingers website. It said, in bold type...

NO annual sex!!!

We met them, and they actually turned out to be a nice couple...just bad spellers.

Just_us49 · 04-21-2005, 08:34 AM

This is the tag line and part of the profile of a single male on SLS (he's good looking too!)

Pre-owned luxury model with all the extras

Free test drives are now being offered. I come complete with a money back guarantee and an extended service warranty. I am a 39 year old divorced male. I have low mileage and was driven only on Sundays. The standard features: 6'0", 180', blue eyes, brown hair (okay some grey),athletic build. Dealer options: hair on my head (not on my back),all my teeth, college educated, and fully employed. Additional options include conversational ability and a good sense of humor.

-M

starlinn · 04-22-2005, 08:06 AM

I seen a profile from a single bi woman that said "You must be in the same economical class as I"
I couldn't resist. I emailed her and asked her if she lived in a trailor or a mansion. I wanted to know if I was in her class.
Haven't heard anything yet..

***JustAskJulie*** · 02-09-2008, 06:30 PM

this one was just too good to not see if we can't add to it.

havefuninsun · 02-09-2008, 07:06 PM

"We're not looking for Ken and Barbie -- they don't have any genitals!"

(We actually know this couple

and they're as fun as their tag line)

cubnamy1995 · 02-10-2008, 03:42 AM

Our tag line on SLS for a little while was "Premuim Poon at Wholesale Prices". We got quite a few hits from that. I'm good at these. Here are a few more off the top of my head:

"We're not into pain or donkey shows...anymore"
"Porn Stars sent back down to the Minors"
"She likes it in the ass, he just is an ass"
"Wife says I'm the best. Need a second opinion"
"Now that my presidential campaign is over, time to play!"
"Wife once blew Dale Jr." That would actually get you hits in the south!
"If anybody finds a wedding band in their ass from last night, dial 555-7534"

I'll have to think on it some more.

tropicalmix · 02-10-2008, 08:09 AM

We saw one recently that stated "She's bi, he's a total lesbian".

sweet_tna · 02-10-2008, 06:11 PM

"Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck"

"What if the hokey pokey is what it is really all about?"

=)

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04-20-2005, 07:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
LikeMinds321 Let's get comfortable... Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 8,497 Location: On the couch Status: Married to Mr LM	Outstanding things people say in their profile Back in December 2004 I started the thread 50 miles out and 36 men. In that thread I shared some of the more amusing lines I'd found on some men's profiles on SLS. I checked back today to see if things had changed much. The men have dwindled to 29, and most profiles are new. Here are some of the standout lines from a few of the new profiles: "Iowa's best pussy eater" "I will make you cum like a river and treat you like a queen" "Give me a chance?" (the opening line from a cheating husband) "A man who can please everyone" "just looking what is out there and how people are having fun...and I am not" "I am sexy (of course!) with a great sense of humor. Oh and I can also breathe thru my ears." Here are some I found on couple's profiles: "go easy on us we are ne to this {sorta}" "here goes nothing" "wife loves big dicks" "Dirty Old Man and Sci Fi Freak" "Still Pondering Swinging" What outstanding tag lines or statements from profiles have you come across? LM

04-20-2005, 07:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr&Mrs-naughty Posts: n/a	Mr here I'll have to go look but one that sticks out and makes me laugh everytime I see it is a couple who uses the Tag Line: "*Free Beer*"

04-20-2005, 07:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr&Mrs-naughty Posts: n/a	Mrs here- I saw a single male use the line "FREE SHOES" "If that doesn't get a womans attention-nothing will..."

04-20-2005, 08:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
rntsvo Registered Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 9 Location: West Virginia Status: married couple SLS Name:rntwv	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile I don't know if this really sticks out or not but I found it a little funny "love to ride with good friends"

04-20-2005, 09:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
DaveNSheila D witchDR. S manages all! Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 365 Location: Oklahoma City, OK. 73162 Status: Couple SLS Name:DaveNSheila	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile There is one near us that states. Will fuck for beer __________________ Do as thou will Harm None!!! Don't sweat the petty stuff, just pet the sweaty stuff.

04-21-2005, 01:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
JnCC Has Left the Building Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 817 Location: Mulletsville, USA	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Best one was on a couples profile on another swingers website. It said, in bold type... NO annual sex!!! We met them, and they actually turned out to be a nice couple...just bad spellers.

04-21-2005, 08:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
Just_us49 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 153 Location: Ohio Status: Couple	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile This is the tag line and part of the profile of a single male on SLS (he's good looking too!) Pre-owned luxury model with all the extras Free test drives are now being offered. I come complete with a money back guarantee and an extended service warranty. I am a 39 year old divorced male. I have low mileage and was driven only on Sundays. The standard features: 6'0", 180', blue eyes, brown hair (okay some grey),athletic build. Dealer options: hair on my head (not on my back),all my teeth, college educated, and fully employed. Additional options include conversational ability and a good sense of humor. -M __________________ D (male) M (Female) The problem with popular thinking is that it doesn't require you to think at all.

04-22-2005, 08:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
starlinn Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 528 Location: Indiana SLS Name:starlinn	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile I seen a profile from a single bi woman that said "You must be in the same economical class as I" I couldn't resist. I emailed her and asked her if she lived in a trailor or a mansion. I wanted to know if I was in her class. Haven't heard anything yet.. __________________ Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown

02-09-2008, 06:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,082 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 58	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile this one was just too good to not see if we can't add to it. __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

02-09-2008, 07:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
havefuninsun insert witty banter here Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,190 Location: Virginia Status: Couple SLS Name:havefuninsun	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile "We're not looking for Ken and Barbie -- they don't have any genitals!" (We actually know this couple and they're as fun as their tag line)

02-10-2008, 03:42 AM	#13 (permalink)
cubnamy1995 Amateur Naked Acrobats Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 541 Location: East TX Status: Couple SLS Name:cubnamy1995 Blog Entries: 12	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Our tag line on SLS for a little while was "Premuim Poon at Wholesale Prices". We got quite a few hits from that. I'm good at these. Here are a few more off the top of my head: "We're not into pain or donkey shows...anymore" "Porn Stars sent back down to the Minors" "She likes it in the ass, he just is an ass" "Wife says I'm the best. Need a second opinion" "Now that my presidential campaign is over, time to play!" "Wife once blew Dale Jr." That would actually get you hits in the south! "If anybody finds a wedding band in their ass from last night, dial 555-7534" I'll have to think on it some more. __________________ *Aspiring Amateur Pornstars*

02-10-2008, 08:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
tropicalmix Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 11 Location: nepa Status: couple	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile We saw one recently that stated "She's bi, he's a total lesbian".

02-10-2008, 06:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,863 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet SLS Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile "Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck" "What if the hokey pokey is what it is really all about?" =) __________________ I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than die wondering what it's like.

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