Outstanding things people say in their profile

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by SaSsyNsWeEt

is it actually from a song on Nickelback's album Dark Horse called S.E.X.

Exposed! I work hard to make people believe I listen only to Mozart and Mendelssohn.

[slevin]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

Exposed! I work hard to make people believe I listen only to Mozart and Mendelssohn.

The only thing further away from Mozart than Nickleback is Lady Gaga!

[PB&J]

Originally Posted by slevin

The only thing further away from Mozart than Nickleback is Lady Gaga!

Oh I don't know- Mozart was known for being pretty outrageous in his day.

[SaSsyNsWeEt]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

Exposed! I work hard to make people believe I listen only to Mozart and Mendelssohn.

So sorry for the exposure! But between you and me, I think its HOT that you can listen to both Mozart and Nickelback! That makes for a very well-rounded individual!
xoxo

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by ALilOEverything

I ran across a profile that I thought was a total joke with the worst spelling and writing I've ever seen. Well apparently people they've contacted have pointed out the errors of their way and this was added:

"And what does spelling have to do with screwing good anyway!!!"

It was the only sentence where all their spelling was correct.

Should that be "screwing well" instead of "screwing good?"

Any English majors out there?

Yeah, I'm a nerd.

But you knew that.

Thrax

[mikeandjenn2001]

Originally Posted by Thrax

Should that be "screwing well" instead of "screwing good?"

Any English majors out there?

Yeah, I'm a nerd.

But you knew that.

Thrax

I'm not an English major, but I'm with you. I think it should be screwing well.

[Thrax]

Speaking of nerds...

Swing Lifestyle lists profiles of new locals and a recent profile caught my attention. A newbie 20-something couple recently started a profile. They're not on my "to-do" list, but I think I might just have to meet them to congratulate them on their profile.

Some samples: "We are looking to meet other couples who are nerds. If you do not have a favorite dinosaur, don't bother writing to us."

"We are nerds. You may have picked up on that already. But nerds need sex too."

"Both of us are sarcastic and cynical. Since we are a pair of over educated nerds, we enjoy things like complaining about Descartes, listening to They Might Be Giants, or reading the Thomas Covenant novels by Stephen R. Donaldson."

Those selections might be off-putting to some, but the whole profile is written in a very humorous and self-deprecating vein.

I'd like to compliment them on their dinosaur-themed profile name, too. Too bad I can't post it here.

It's nice to see people on Swing Lifestyle have a sense of humor. I wish 'em the best of luck!

Thrax

[TNT]

Originally Posted by Thrax

Speaking of nerds...

or reading the Thomas Covenant novels by Stephen R. Donaldson."

Oh my goodness...I love the Thomas Covenant novels...never knew that would put me in the nerd category

That does sound like a entertaining profile.

Teresa

[exploringRM]

Originally Posted by TNT

Oh my goodness...I love the Thomas Covenant novels...never knew that would put me in the nerd category

That does sound like a entertaining profile.

Teresa

And They Might Be Giants..love them..didn't know that made fans nerd material

[JustAskJulie]

On the profile for a mixed race couple (he white, she hispanic):

"WE ONLY STAY IN OUR RACE WHITE/MEXICAN-AMERICAN"

So does that mean he only does white girls and she only does mexican guys? Didn't they go outside their own race to end up together? I'm confused.

[Chicup]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

On the profile for a mixed race couple (he white, she hispanic):

"WE ONLY STAY IN OUR RACE WHITE/MEXICAN-AMERICAN"

So does that mean he only does white girls and she only does mexican guys? Didn't they go outside their own race to end up together? I'm confused.

My GUESS is they were saying in a not so clever way 'no blacks'.

[BiloxiCouple]

Married but swinging alone as the wife is taking a break right now.

[PB&J]

"Mature married couple checking things out to see how far she might go. Not from the Falls but planning a surprise weekend there for her and hoping that another couple might be staying at the same hotel, meet spontaneously in the bar and spice up our evening. She has never been with another man and lately life has been stressful and I think this is what we need to get rid of some stress."

There's a recipe for success.... NOT.

[slevin]

Originally Posted by PB&J

"Mature married couple checking things out to see how far she might go. Not from the Falls but planning a surprise weekend there for her and hoping that another couple might be staying at the same hotel, meet spontaneously in the bar and spice up our evening. She has never been with another man and lately life has been stressful and I think this is what we need to get rid of some stress."

There's a recipe for success.... NOT.

Hah! We actually got a message from that couple. I had to re-read their message and profile just to make sure I wasn't seeing things.

[PB&J]

Yes, we have too, about a year ago... I reported it to the site owner and it was deleted... the husband kept changing location and posting a different ad.... that poor woman. I almost felt like leading him on long enough so that I could get in contact with her and warn her. However, I doubt he's ever been successful. And yet he keeps on trying.