Outstanding things people say in their profile - Page 5

IvoryTowers · 01-01-2009, 07:07 PM

We really liked this one on Swing Lifestyle:

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

NCfuncouple98 · 01-01-2009, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IvoryTowers

We really liked this one on Swing Lifestyle:

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

I know I'm taking the thread off target here, but - the newest one I like from Nickelback:

S is for the Simple Need. E is for the Ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot cause that's the one you really want..... Sex is always the answer, it's never the question.

**fun4Ds** · 01-02-2009, 03:23 AM

FWIW, I saw one that said "we want to find a couple that we can have a fight with from time to time"

I tried to find a way that this could have been a typo, and couldn't !

MrkLin · 01-09-2009, 10:02 AM

I mentioned a friend of ours in another thread, who has a twisted sense of humor, and applies it to their profile. I checked it again this morning, and got this line from it.

"U should be a socially retarded couple that rarely bathes, brushes, or shaves. “The hairier the better” is what we always say."

They probably have the longest profile that I've ever seen, and it's friggin' hilarious. I hesitate to post a link to it because I don't know if that's allowed. I do find the thought of him noticing that the number of people checking out their profile has suddenly jumped for no apparent reason to be funny though...

Yeah, he's not the only twisted one...

The Fuse · 01-09-2009, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun4Ds

FWIW, I saw one that said "we want to find a couple that we can have a fight with from time to time"

I tried to find a way that this could have been a typo, and couldn't !

Sounds like this was intentional, but if you change the 'f' in "fight" to an 'n', it would instantly be a more normal tag line.

curioussnk · 01-09-2009, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun4Ds

FWIW, I saw one that said "we want to find a couple that we can have a fight with from time to time"

I tried to find a way that this could have been a typo, and couldn't !

My thoughts went to make up sex!!!

pants_1 · 01-22-2009, 05:31 PM

Ok, these are not actual taglines I've seen (yet), but I thought I'd throw them out there for people to pike, swipe, purloin, gaffle, pinch, pick, snag, or otherwise misappropriate. Listed here with their origin:

I'm very bendy - Friends quote

Sex appeal: give generously - T-shirt

Nobody knows I'm a lesbian - T-shirt I used to wear in solidarity with women-lovers everywhere

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is - T-shirt my ex-girlfriend considered getting me before she got me the last one... it hit a little too close to home

If you think sex is overrated, you underestimate me - keychain I had when I was a dorky teenager (my mom bought it for me... weird)

I melt in your mouth, not in your hands - duh...

Soldiers need Hummers - T-shirt

Nice shoes, wanna f*** - button

My place or right here? - button

***JustAskJulie*** · 02-22-2009, 08:12 PM

"It's not about us, it's ALL about us"

Speed & Trixie · 02-23-2009, 02:25 PM

He he, this one caught my eye the other day... and it was a super-hot woman!

"I snatch kisses and vice versa"

Yes please

Trixie

NotSorry · 02-26-2009, 07:25 PM

I came across this tagline earlier in the month that made me laugh:
"Damn the groundhog to hell"

IowaCouple · 03-02-2009, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

I'm getting a good laugh from all the posts. Thanks for sharing.

Here are some I recently came across on Swing Lifestyle that got my attention:

"moosecock"

LM

OMG, I just saw this one too! Wonder if we are in the same area. It definately got my attention! We are new on there so ours is really lame and boring and no pics

**SW_PA_Couple** · 03-22-2009, 06:30 PM

Found this tagline today at a Swing Lifestyle profile. I swear I did not make this one up.

BEEN ENJOYING SEX FOR YEARS,THINK IM READY TO INCLUDE A PARTNER

JustMrJ · 03-23-2009, 12:32 AM

Ours is not a tagline, but we probably should think up a good one...

"Looking for playmates. Meets and Greets FIRST."

**SW_PA_Couple** · 08-01-2009, 06:09 AM

This morning, I read the most incredible statement in an Swing Lifestyle profile. Quote, "She can go all night. He, after a point, has to stop for fear of a heart attack." I almost fell out of my chair.

**SW_PA_Couple** · 08-01-2009, 06:17 AM

Here are some more Swing Lifestyle Sillies.

"He can't do this stuff unless she's around"

"Wish I could think of something cool to write."

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01-01-2009, 07:07 PM	#61 (permalink)
IvoryTowers Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 303 Location: Philadelphia Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:ivorytowers	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile We really liked this one on Swing Lifestyle: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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01-02-2009, 03:23 AM	#63 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,489 Location: Behind door #2 Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:mrmrsfun	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile FWIW, I saw one that said "we want to find a couple that we can have a fight with from time to time" I tried to find a way that this could have been a typo, and couldn't !

01-09-2009, 10:02 AM	#64 (permalink)
MrkLin Your Tent or Ours? Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 706 Location: mm Status: Couple	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile I mentioned a friend of ours in another thread, who has a twisted sense of humor, and applies it to their profile. I checked it again this morning, and got this line from it. "U should be a socially retarded couple that rarely bathes, brushes, or shaves. “The hairier the better” is what we always say." They probably have the longest profile that I've ever seen, and it's friggin' hilarious. I hesitate to post a link to it because I don't know if that's allowed. I do find the thought of him noticing that the number of people checking out their profile has suddenly jumped for no apparent reason to be funny though... Yeah, he's not the only twisted one...

01-22-2009, 05:31 PM	#67 (permalink)
pants_1 Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 50 Location: ... Status: ...	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Ok, these are not actual taglines I've seen (yet), but I thought I'd throw them out there for people to pike, swipe, purloin, gaffle, pinch, pick, snag, or otherwise misappropriate. Listed here with their origin: I'm very bendy - Friends quote Sex appeal: give generously - T-shirt Nobody knows I'm a lesbian - T-shirt I used to wear in solidarity with women-lovers everywhere I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is - T-shirt my ex-girlfriend considered getting me before she got me the last one... it hit a little too close to home If you think sex is overrated, you underestimate me - keychain I had when I was a dorky teenager (my mom bought it for me... weird) I melt in your mouth, not in your hands - duh... Soldiers need Hummers - T-shirt Nice shoes, wanna f* - button My place or right here?** - button

02-22-2009, 08:12 PM	#68 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 29,294 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile "It's not about us, it's ALL about us"

02-23-2009, 02:25 PM	#69 (permalink)
Speed & Trixie Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 315 Location: Colorado Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:TrixieNSpeed	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile He he, this one caught my eye the other day... and it was a super-hot woman! "I snatch kisses and vice versa" Yes please Trixie
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02-26-2009, 07:25 PM	#70 (permalink)
NotSorry Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 123 Location: Philadelphia area Status: married couple Swing Lifestyle Name:vegcouple954	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile I came across this tagline earlier in the month that made me laugh: "Damn the groundhog to hell"

03-22-2009, 06:30 PM	#72 (permalink)
SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,688 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Found this tagline today at a Swing Lifestyle profile. I swear I did not make this one up. BEEN ENJOYING SEX FOR YEARS,THINK IM READY TO INCLUDE A PARTNER
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03-23-2009, 12:32 AM	#73 (permalink)
JustMrJ Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 491 Location: San Mateo, CA Status: M. Male Swing Lifestyle Name:JustMrandMrsJ	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Ours is not a tagline, but we probably should think up a good one... "Looking for playmates. Meets and Greets FIRST."
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08-01-2009, 06:09 AM	#74 (permalink)
SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,688 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile This morning, I read the most incredible statement in an Swing Lifestyle profile. Quote, "She can go all night. He, after a point, has to stop for fear of a heart attack." I almost fell out of my chair.
	__________________ Living in Schrödinger's Cathouse

08-01-2009, 06:17 AM	#75 (permalink)
SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,688 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Here are some more Swing Lifestyle Sillies. "He can't do this stuff unless she's around" "Wish I could think of something cool to write."
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