Outstanding things people say in their profile

[LikeMinds321]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

Allow me to be frank at the commencement, you will not like me....


This is only a small portion of one of the strangest profiles I've ever seen

I'd love to read the rest of that one.

Tag lines can be real grabbers, even if you know you won't be interested you just have to open it and get the rest of the story.

LM

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

I'd love to read the rest of that one.

Tag lines can be real grabbers, even if you know you won't be interested you just have to open it and get the rest of the story.

LM

Oh that's not the tagline... it's actually in the middle of the profile, after another paragraph of gibberish. I think it's one of those profiles where if you get the profile you get them and you'll click. If you don't, you won't.

[MrkLin]

I thought this was a cute line...

"she is very out going....I'm just the nice guy she met....."

And...

"Single men we will find U....that includes IM's...If U do not respect that U will be visited by the castration fairy in the middle of the night! We all know that masturbation does not cause hairy palms but apparently it does cause illiteracy!"

[K&JIntimates]

Hoping to get on your naughty list....Wanna get on ours?

Monday thru Friday my body is a temple. On the weekend it's an amusement park..........

Save The TaTa's

We've met the posters of quote 1 & 3 and they are both great couples.

[spamcatcher]

"fit, mature, progressive, educated professional childless couple we don't suffer fools (republicans) lightly"

No matter what your politics are, is it wise to summarily alienate half the people in the country with one stupid statement?

[spamcatcher]

And another one from Swing Lifestyle, quoted verbatim:


We Are Looking For:

"Looking for first bi ex/little shy sexy and nice girl house party wife never been orshe loves boatng very been on lake st clare"

Description:

"gooding looking girl north of the border but like too try or be tryed south of the border for first timer any hourse partys let us known thank,s"

Don't know about you, but this profile makes me HOT! (not)

[CXXC]

Originally Posted by spamcatcher

"fit, mature, progressive, educated professional childless couple we don't suffer fools (republicans) lightly"

No matter what your politics are, is it wise to summarily alienate half the people in the country with one stupid statement?

I saw one just like that. They stated in their profile, "We don't like Bush!"
I thought that was odd as the perv in me was reading at the time. I sent them a quick E-mail asking what they thought of a nice trimmed bush. The reply was a basic flame against the GOP.

I just sat back and thought, "WTF?"

[spamcatcher]

Originally Posted by CXXC

I saw one just like that. They stated in their profile, I sent them a quick E-mail asking what they thought of a nice trimmed bush. The reply was a basic flame against the GOP.

We try to leave politics out of this. I enjoy a good political discussion/debate/argument probably more than most, but we're here because we want to play, not argue!

[Tracey2]

Wow. I had to post here after coming across this gem:

UPDATE: it would be kinky if we could find someone that owned a male dog for fun.

All I have to say is

[Chicup]

Originally Posted by CXXC

I saw one just like that. They stated in their profile, "We don't like Bush!"
I thought that was odd as the perv in me was reading at the time. I sent them a quick E-mail asking what they thought of a nice trimmed bush. The reply was a basic flame against the GOP.

I just sat back and thought, "WTF?"

Some people seem to have substituted politics in place of their religion and in so doing seem to have put all the of bigotry and blind faith you find in a fundamentalist in their politics. If I were still in school it would make a fascinating paper, I wonder if its been done.

The way to think about these things is that you are lucky they identify themselves so easily. Its like the other no (insert race, religion, whatever) profiles out there.

[ncmd_couple]

We are probably getting dangerously close to having a political discussion here, and that is something that is not allowed on Swinger's Board. Lets just chalk it up to posting your political beliefs in your profile are not a wise decision and leave it at that.

Thanks!

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by spamcatcher

"gooding looking girl north of the border but like too try or be tryed south of the border for first timer .......

Other than their grammar errors, I actually found that to be a funny way to say she's bi-curious.
- But that's just me and my teenage/Blink-182 sense of humor.

[Thrax]

Here's one:

and im a person who pays very to detail

FAIL.

Thrax

[NotSorry]

This one made me smile:

"If I Knew It Was Gonna Be This Kinda Party..."

[JustAskJulie]

Someone had this listed as their tagline on Swing Lifestyle. It got me for a second until I read it.

User has elected to be INVISIBLE to members with NO sense of humor!




and this was the tagline for the very next profile....


We have all of our TEETH!!!