Outstanding things people say in their profile - Page 3

cocpl2007 · 07-31-2008, 11:30 PM

Here is one that always catches our eye:

We are a fun couple....

NO, sorry, we only play with Un-Fun couples! Dahhh

SecretAsianMan · 08-05-2008, 06:39 PM

My own tag-line is an old cliche:

"Have some... you'll want some more an hour later"

jdavisauto · 08-05-2008, 06:53 PM

Damn I need to come up with something. I feel left out. Hay how about starting a "I feel left out" group?

LikeMinds321 · 08-05-2008, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavisauto

Damn I need to come up with something. I feel left out. Hay how about starting a "I feel left out" group?

How about this?

Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

LM

jdavisauto · 08-05-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

How about this?

Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

LM

Didn't think about that one.

Malachista · 08-06-2008, 02:08 PM

That reminds me of:

"Lame party! I leave as soon as I find my cloths"

2inSanDiego4u · 08-06-2008, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

How about this?

Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

LM

Our sig line is actually a rip from someone else's profile - "Doggie Style is Mandatory.". They were actually very serious about this, it was the only position they wanted to do, and the whole thing made us laugh!

Opportunists · 08-06-2008, 02:42 PM

not a one-liner, but this is my favorite description from a SM... i refer back to it when i'm in the mood for a chuckle:

Quote:

I have an assortment of hobbies and interests as long as you might imagine. I'm a private pilot, and I enjoy flying frequently. I also enjoy traveling and I get an opportunity to do so both for work and pleasure. Last year I visited 4 other countries. I've been backpacking through Vietnam and Cambodia, I've been to Kenya for a 2 week photo safari and to Tanzania to climb Mt Kilimanjaro. I've been diving in the Indonesian Seas for weeks on end without seeing another human.

**fun4Ds** · 08-06-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opportunists

not a one-liner, but this is my favorite description from a SM... i refer back to it when i'm in the mood for a chuckle:

Dang, is he wanting some one to chase him down to fuck him.

**two4youinswva** · 11-28-2008, 07:31 PM

Ok, I saw this one two days ago.

"2007 is going to be a great year for swinging".

(If only the username had been "McFly")

PB&J · 11-28-2008, 09:52 PM

A man on one site advertises himself as "semi-circumcised" ???????????

Thrax · 11-29-2008, 09:14 AM

From the description of the husband in one couple's profile:

...and he has a full head of curly brown hair and blue eyes.

Unfortunately, there were no face pics of him to confirm this.

Thrax

spamcatcher · 11-30-2008, 07:15 AM

"looking for a reason not to give up on this site" -- from a couple whose profile had no pictures, no physical description of themselves and nothing to indicate their areas of interest aside from 'hanging out' and 'shooting pool.' Hey -- give US a reason to be interested in you!

"I know I'm cutting my own throat by doing this" -- from a married guy who admits that his wife doesn't know that he's signed up on a swingers' site.

"Hmmmmm, so far this is not working. Any suggestions?" -- From a couple who have been registered with Swing Lifestyle for a year and a half. SUGGESTON: TRY ANSWERING MESSAGES THAT ARE SENT TO YOU! (based upon the non-response I got...)

Sheesh...

ncmd_couple · 11-30-2008, 10:35 AM

One thing that gets me are the profiles that have been on the site for a couple of years. Yet they still are written with the "we are new" "we have no experience" "don't know what we are looking for" etc. etc. etc. And they were on-line today.

***JustAskJulie*** · 11-30-2008, 01:44 PM

Allow me to be frank at the commencement, you will not like me....

This is only a small portion of one of the strangest profiles I've ever seen

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07-31-2008, 11:30 PM	#31 (permalink)
cocpl2007 Here to play Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 403 Location: Washington Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:cocpl2007	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Here is one that always catches our eye: *We are a fun couple....* NO, sorry, we only play with Un-Fun couples! Dahhh
	Last edited by cocpl2007; 07-31-2008 at 11:30 PM. Reason: grammar

08-05-2008, 06:39 PM	#32 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan Tastes Great Less Filling Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,467 Location: Los Angeles Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Secret_Asian_Man	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile My own tag-line is an old cliche: "Have some... you'll want some more an hour later"
	__________________ Have some... you'll want some more an hour later

08-05-2008, 06:53 PM	#33 (permalink)
jdavisauto Together we are one Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 389 Location: Las Vegas Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:jdavisauto	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Damn I need to come up with something. I feel left out. Hay how about starting a "I feel left out" group?
	__________________ Stop laughing or I WILL put my clothes back on.

08-06-2008, 02:08 PM	#36 (permalink)
Malachista Pussy on the Prowl Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 305 Location: Central Europe Status: Single Female	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile That reminds me of: "Lame party! I leave as soon as I find my cloths"

11-28-2008, 07:31 PM	#40 (permalink)
two4youinswva Better than Ice Cream Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,660 Location: va Status: Couple. He posts, She reads	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Ok, I saw this one two days ago. "2007 is going to be a great year for swinging". (If only the username had been "McFly")
	__________________ Knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say....

11-28-2008, 09:52 PM	#41 (permalink)
PB&J Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,308 Location: Southern Ontario Status: female half of couple	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile A man on one site advertises himself as "semi-circumcised" ???????????
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11-29-2008, 09:14 AM	#42 (permalink)
Thrax Stimulus pkg. available Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,441 Location: Pittsburgh Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Thrax	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile From the description of the husband in one couple's profile: ...and he has a full head of curly brown hair and blue eyes. Unfortunately, there were no face pics of him to confirm this. Thrax
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11-30-2008, 07:15 AM	#43 (permalink)
spamcatcher Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 121 Location: Southeast Michigan Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:PleasureDroids	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile "looking for a reason not to give up on this site" -- from a couple whose profile had no pictures, no physical description of themselves and nothing to indicate their areas of interest aside from 'hanging out' and 'shooting pool.' Hey -- give US a reason to be interested in you! "I know I'm cutting my own throat by doing this" -- from a married guy who admits that his wife doesn't know that he's signed up on a swingers' site. "Hmmmmm, so far this is not working. Any suggestions?" -- From a couple who have been registered with Swing Lifestyle for a year and a half. SUGGESTON: TRY ANSWERING MESSAGES THAT ARE SENT TO YOU! (based upon the non-response I got...) Sheesh...

11-30-2008, 10:35 AM	#44 (permalink)
ncmd_couple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,252 Location: North Carolina Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:ncmd_couple	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile One thing that gets me are the profiles that have been on the site for a couple of years. Yet they still are written with the "we are new" "we have no experience" "don't know what we are looking for" etc. etc. etc. And they were on-line today.
	__________________ Try anything once, twice if it is fun, three times if it is real good!

11-30-2008, 01:44 PM	#45 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 29,294 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard	Re: Outstanding things people say in their profile Allow me to be frank at the commencement, you will not like me.... This is only a small portion of one of the strangest profiles I've ever seen

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