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Outstanding things people say in their profile

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Old 07-31-2008, 11:30 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Here is one that always catches our eye:

We are a fun couple....

NO, sorry, we only play with Un-Fun couples! Dahhh

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Old 08-05-2008, 06:39 PM   #32 (permalink)
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My own tag-line is an old cliche:

"Have some... you'll want some more an hour later"
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:53 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Damn I need to come up with something. I feel left out. Hay how about starting a "I feel left out" group?
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:59 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Damn I need to come up with something. I feel left out. Hay how about starting a "I feel left out" group?
How about this?

Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

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Old 08-05-2008, 07:12 PM   #35 (permalink)
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How about this?

Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

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Didn't think about that one.
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:08 PM   #36 (permalink)
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That reminds me of:

"Lame party! I leave as soon as I find my cloths"
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:28 PM   #37 (permalink)
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How about this?

Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

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Old 08-06-2008, 02:42 PM   #38 (permalink)
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not a one-liner, but this is my favorite description from a SM... i refer back to it when i'm in the mood for a chuckle:

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I have an assortment of hobbies and interests as long as you might imagine. I'm a private pilot, and I enjoy flying frequently. I also enjoy traveling and I get an opportunity to do so both for work and pleasure. Last year I visited 4 other countries. I've been backpacking through Vietnam and Cambodia, I've been to Kenya for a 2 week photo safari and to Tanzania to climb Mt Kilimanjaro. I've been diving in the Indonesian Seas for weeks on end without seeing another human.
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:49 PM   #39 (permalink)
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not a one-liner, but this is my favorite description from a SM... i refer back to it when i'm in the mood for a chuckle:
Dang, is he wanting some one to chase him down to fuck him.
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